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The house of Slytherin isn't doing so well these days (these days being known, of course, as the era of the Marauders). It needs a new style, a new voice...what it needs is a revolution. Of course, every revolution needs a leader, and who better to lead this particular revolution than a young Severus Snape? The result of this need for a new way of life is a five-member group known as the Slythies...Slytherin's answer to the Marauders. In their capable (and diverse) hands, the Slytherin house thrives, indulging in extravagance, rebellion, and familiar musical numbers...`` But can this freedom last once the Slythies are forced to confront their individual demons?`` Get ready for laughter, tears...and spontaneous musical numbers!

Poor, good, noble, beneficent Harry Potter. All he did was steal some ham and for that he ended up with nineteen hours of detention. It just isn't fair. How is he going to deal with the injustice of the world? By singing, of course! Yes, it's finally happened -- Harry Potter meets Les Miserables! Hold your noses and step inside.

Harry and the gang go on Jenny Jones. Why are they there? Who brought them? Can they hide the fact that they're wizards from America?

Harry has a short conversation with Hermione. Ron is missing so Hermione can say what she thinks, and knows. Written by somebody who hates Ron. Intensely.

Little-noticed second spoiler briefly appearing on AOL before the Ministry of Magic threatened an Unforgiveable Curse on the perpetrators.

Ever wondered what it'd be like if Harry Potter was a secret agent? Or if James Bond was a wizard? No? Good, then I'm the only one deranged enough to think of it! This book shall chronicle the adventures of Jarry Ponder in his first year at Pigpimples School of Witchcraft and Gadgetry. What more do I need to say? It's got all your favorite characters- Mumblemore, \/01~~)3/\/®7, and of course Jarry himself.

It's Harry's seventh year and Christmas is here! But Harry is anxious about the looming terror of the Horcrux hunt; so anxious that he blows up at Ron and Hermione, wishing that he didn't exist! It will take convincing from a certain deceased headmaster to show Harry just how valuable he really is! Based on Frank Capra's classic film.

A misunderstood boy attempts to depart from the mortal realm (read: he throws himself off a tall object)...will he succeed, or will that special someone save his life?

Inspired by the Bert and Ernie Sing-Along LP! Casting Severus Snape as Bert and Harry Potter as Ernie! (Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street.) Warning: Harry is wildly OOC. Snape is fairly OOC.

When Neville comes across a strange and interesting plant, will it bring him the girl of his dreams, or the destruction of the wizarding world? Romance, suspense, and hilarity blossom in this parody of the musical "Little Shop Of Horrors." Includes Neville/Ginny, Singing!Snape, a sexy Mandrake named GinnyII, and a very reluctant Trio as backup singers.

Sup yo? I be Hairy Pimper, in one of da four crackhouses of Ho-warts Elementary skoo. But mah rents, dey be mad stupid yo, dey don't understand whatta fine-ass biatch dey got fo' uh son. Like here, at da breakfast table, dey be all...

It's Harry's second year at Hogwarts, and Severus Snape continues to serve his years at Hogwarts. But students are getting frozen, and he's getting tired of being the one to solve everyone's problems. Featuring a lovely song from Professor Sprout. A parody of Boublil and Schonberg's musical "Les Miserables."

The final battle with a twist.

Sirius and Remus decide to lighten up the Order's mood by doing a humourous little spoof of Harry and a dementor.

Have you ever wondered what would happen had Harry been a girl? All the drama, hormones, uncertainties of Harry Potter...in a girl's point of view!

Snape and McGonagall attempt to revive the Dueling Club at Hogwarts.

Songfic to Vanessa Williams "Saved the Best For Last". Harry comes into the common room during one of Hermione's study sessions feeling particularly emotional about a girl. Hermione gets upset and tells Hermione just exactly what she thinks about Harry.

Ever wondered what Harry Potter and his pals would say if they could read fan fiction? That's right, they'd probably sue for defamation of character. And just to ensure that event never happens, I have penned a letter for them that outlines precisely why we fan fiction writers are so unbearably cruel to them...

JK Rowling retires for a little while and the characters are stuck with a VERY STRANGE author. But things don't go out the way she planned...

Seven Hogwarts students are afflicted with the seven deadly sins. Oh, the torment! Featuring Draco/coffee as the main ship. Seriously.

What happened between the time Sirius arrived at Remus's and the time he left to contact the old crowd? Written Pre-OotP

One of the greatest child's bedtime stories comes back with a little bit of fur, sheep humping and cross-dressing

It was very late when I wrote this but I don't think that is an excuse...

Hermione's in St. Mungo's, Sirius is in Milwaukee, Draco is in a coma, and darn near everyone is in love in this... er... soap opera.

Draco Malfoy finds love in a bathroom, and Dennis Creevey finds love in an even more unexpected place. Can our two heroes find a way to live with their true loves, or will fate break them apart? A parody of Rodgers' & Hammerstein's classic musical South Pacific.

The Wizarding World is turned upside down by a mysterious force. Harry is an evil mastermind, Hermione's a scarlet woman, Neville is a womanizing macho man and Voldy is suddenly scarily nice! It's up to JK Rowling to save the day... and the plot! WARNING: contains insane humor!

A parodyfic in which Hogwarts is blatantly cloned into a stereotypical American high school, Ron glowers in existentialistic gloom, Flitwick coaches basketball, and Harry... tries to adapt to it all.

What do you get when you introduce characters from the Lord of the Rings series into the Potterverse? A confusing, hilarious mess filled with dark curses and jealous looks. See if Harry, Ron and Hermione can help Frodo get back to Middle Earth. And what do Draco Malfoy and Voldemort have in common? Find out in this silly, funny parody where Dark Lords abound and no one's quite sure who's related to whom.

This is what happens when you read too much fan fiction. It's not pretty. Rated R for language and blatant stupidity. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll run away screaming. You'll ask to have my computer destroyed.

Straight from the book of fables to your computer! Maybe there is a good reason why the actual book characters don't have scripts to read!

Lucius Malfoy has a run in with a rather... odd creature in Knockturn Alley. The poor, shexshay, blond bombshell of lustable, lickab...er...I mean, the poor evil fiend. Yes. Evil fiend. That's what he is. "Okay. That would be a big yes... so... are you ready to fall madly in love with me? I mean, it’s in the rules. You meet a self-insertion and you fall in love with them and they change their name to Mary-Sue. Everyone knows that!"

While Ron and Hermione are occupied doing *other things*, Harry wanders about the halls of Hogwarts. He accidentally bumps into someone who calls herself Mary Sue. A ficlet that gets revenge on the plot recker!

Seventh year is so difficult for Harry that he must find a way to ease his workload by using an ancient potion. Of course, strange things begin happening at Hogwarts. This is a parody fic for The Firelight.

Harry plays the fiddle and Draco is the devil... But what's different about that?

You can learn a lot about someone from their garbage.... That's where WTV's Garbage Diggers comes in! It's the show where we raid the wizarding world's garbage. Join Harry and Ron as they uncover secrets about witches and wizards in the wizarding world. Sit back and have a laugh.

One Halloween in February, all hell breaks loose. Featuring CrossDressing!Harrry, Banana!Ron, DracoMalfoy!Hermione, Gothic!Hannah, an excessive use of parentheses, and a hell of a lot of pudding.

Harry is getting ready for the date he has been waiting five years for.

J.K. Rowling has grown frazzled from having every second of her life devoured by the menace that she created, Harry Potter. In a desperate attempt to end all her stress, she writes the very last chapter of the Harry Potter series.

Does Ron acutally get so many headaches like he says he does? Does he really sleep while everyone is down at dinner? What is Ron's dirty little secret? companion piece to "By the Woods" and "Draco and the Diamond Dogs." Implied slash and femslash.

Sirius and Hagrid spend a day drinking, assaulting, observing and dancing. Enjoy conscienceless entertainment in a warped AU. Rated 'R' for senseless violence and graphic language.

Here it is at last: A Death Eater meeting that will never happen!! It's a parody written before GoF, poking fun at various fanfictions' plot devices and strange romantic pairings.

George Moran, museum conservator, is pleased to have finished his latest job. But who wrote the Principia Paper? Who are R and W and S and J? What will this stick do if he waves it?

Welcome to the story of how Voldemort tries to take over the world in five days! Followed by rookie sleuths (Harry, Hermione) who pursue him with cliches at the ready! Full of bizarre comments, random characters, pink fluffy handbags and very weird stones.

Ginny's had her heart broken by Harry and swears she'll never love again. But when she finds Draco sitting by the lake... Warning: Fluffy!

These are all filks based on the musical "1776", which portrays the circumstances surrounding the signing of the American Declaration of Independence in song. (Of course, events would have transpired a bit differently in the Wizarding World.)

This is what comes of spending too much time with three-year-olds. Ron and Ginny are at home on a rainy day, when who through the door should come? The Rat in the Hat, of course.

Hogwarts, 50 years ago. Tom Riddle and Rubeus Hagrid are on missions to find pets, and Olive Hornby and Myrtle Biney are on a mission to find boyfriends. A parody of the musical Guys and Dolls. Link to music included!

Harry Potter suddenly falls madly in love with sex god Draco Malfoy.

Unknown to many, Harry Potter had another cousin. His name is Larry Porter. He's not too sure he wants to go to Hogwarts, but then the law closes in and it may be his only way to avoid jail.

After reading one too many HP/Shakespeare crossovers (one) and one too many Shakespeare plays (three) I decided to try my hand at one of my own. If anyone has read the play Julius Caesar, you know where this is going. If you don't... well, it's the story of Julius Caesar and his downfall. I just figured it would be cool to write a fic where Harry is Julius Caesar, Ron is Marc Antony, Draco is Cassius, Neville is Brutus, and more characters are introduced each scene. Intended in fun, please don't come after me with the Killing Curse!

Four people with their own separate agendas run into each other on the top of the Astronomy Tower. It's planned for some, and coincidental for others. Some come to the tower for personal gain, and others come for hopes of love. This story is about an interesting night in the lives of Mad-Eye Moody, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, and an unidentified woman on crutches.

Mrs. Weasley has a secret that she can never let anyone learn about. It would be the death of her and her dreams. Plus with crazy Lockhart cook book names, you can't go wrong reading this!

Wry!Harry, Mix-Master DJ Snape (yo), and Disco King!Voldemort all meet in the Forbidden Forest and get down with their bad selves. Also features gratuitous bird snogging and Lucius Malfoy's "Schnooglekins".

What everyone told Harry about the Death Eaters is not completely true. In fact, it's completely incorrect. What do the Death Eaters do at Headquarters, anyway? Plot? Torture? Kill? Nah, well, maybe torture. But not in the way everyone thinks. Join Lucius Malfoy for a typical Death Eater evening. Includes singing!Draco, Voldemort with an afro, and more! Be very afraid...

Professor Eudice Eusyram returns, after over a year in limbo, to combat a new and greater threat then ever before!

Neville Longbottom, school teacher for Hogsmeade and Sleepy Hollow, comes into very close contact with a legend late one Halloween night.

Drusilla Quigley returns, taking Snape's advice, to interview Hagrid. But he's not really a loose-lipped twit... Er... is he?

Look at the title and take a wild guess. Though...it's not exactly what you think.

Many people get detention at Hogwarts, in fact more then you might think. This story is based off of detention lines from FA students who have had to spend time with Snape, or Umbridge. If you've ever been to Scribbles in History of Magic, you've seen them around causing mayham and mischief.

Snape is called to a Death Eater meeting only to find that he must, once again, play the hero.

Harry and Ron, alone in their train compartment on the way to Hogwarts, get to discussing their relationships with their girlfriends and with one another. Touching divulgences, regrettable impulses, and awkward silences ensue. Pity one of them doesn't fancy guys.

Hagrid's lessons are awful! He needs help to make them more exciting. Sirius was the last person he should have approached for a bright idea.

First chapter of the parody book, Hairy Pooper and the Kidney Stone, based on the first Harry Potter installment.

Harry gets a big shock at the end of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. He discovers new information about Hogwarts and its Founders...

Harry has a strange dream in which eight American girls disrupt ``the quiet of the Gryffindor boy's room.

Who'd have ever thought that the night Voldemort came to murder Harry, Lily and James could have been so. . . . amusing? Find out what really happened on that tragic and very silly night, and what spell Lily actually used to save her infant son.

A ridiculous parody of a Harry/Hermione romance.

What has Neville done? Where is Snape? Why is everybody color-coded? Let's all say it together, "POOR NEVILLE!"

A parody of H/Hr.

Some excerpts: Nelly (the Loch Ness Monster) shook her head at the man with the fluffy pink bathrobe, sitting across from her at the table, she still in a daze. Just two weeks ago this man had come to her lake, disturbing her peace, trying to enlist her help in his plans for world domination, and now they were at a tea party, talking about pink lace and weddings. By this time Harry, along with his girlfriend Ginny, and their friends, Ron and Hermione, left; supposedly back to their home in Fluffville where they owned an (again, pink) house made of fluff. They did not plan on attending the wedding, but then again, who could resist the charms and wiles (feminine or otherwise) of ‘Uncle Voldie’?

What happens when Voldemort rediscovers love? This fic tells the story as Voldemort struggles with various things such as apologies, sighing, making bacon, and most importantly, what to put inside his goody bags.

Songfic to Avril Lavigne's Sk8ter Boi, and we have Draco!Sk8ter Boi, Hermione!Pretty Faced Girl.

A response to a challenge to create a fic under 1300 words that included self-promotion, a parody of the ships H/D, H/G, S/Hr, and a fanfic that I will not name due to me not wanting to get sued.````Must contain a section about the summer.``Must contain a section about the real world. Must include final battle between Voldie and Harry. ``Must receive 20+ reviews within fourteen days.````See how I did.

Students in love, house elves making mischief, and extremely odd ships. All these things make for a fantastic parody of one of Shakespeare's greatest comedies, "A Midsummer Night's Dream".

One-shot spoof. Parents of Muggle-born witches and wizards are becoming more and more reluctant to simply send their children off to an unknown boarding school sight unseen. And so it was that on one fine morning a group of parents found themselves assembling at the gate for an introductory tour of Hogwarts.

A funny parody.

"HARRY POTTER! You pervert!” This shocked exclaimation is only the first of many in this engrossing (and just plain GROSSing) tale of epic proportions. Originally titled, “Harry Potter and the Random Orgies of Hogwarts” (that title was far too dirty and not very funny), this nonsensical narrative will confuse far beyond your wildest dreams.

Harry takes his forty year old son, the ghost of Draco Malfoy, and his friends to the park to play baseball. But will an all Death Eater team foil his plans? Sequal to "Happiness is Just a Daddy Away!" and "Harry Potter and the Magical Cheese Cracker."

When Ron visits the infirmary late one night, complaining of a headache, Poppy is very busy and shoos him to the cupboard. He grabs the first vial he sees and leaves, never bothering to look at the label. What happens when you suddenly aren't who you thought you were? Also, a lesson in looking at the labels of vials.

In which Draco discovers that not only is he actually a girl, and not only is he Voldemort's daughter, but even worse, he is somewhat attracted to Harry Potter. Poor Draco. What's a boy, er, girl, to do? A parody of Bridget Jones's Diary.

As well as being old, rather evil, and having a personal hygiene problem, the Dark Lord was also somewhat of a chauvinist, and he assumed that if women tried to take charge of the country, it would fail drastically because the women would spend all their time gossiping and shopping. His plan was doomed to fail from the start, though. He hadn't counted on Hermione ``Granger.

Harry and his friends go to a new theme park for wizards, Wizardland, where a spell makes some stupid - like Draco who drags poor Lucius around until he spazzes out on roller coaster and winds up talking to an argyle leprechaun that smokes.

Narcissa Black was NEVER cruel and vain. In fact, in spite of her beauty, Narcissa is just a down-to-earth genuine girl who has some problems. Fine, a lot of problems! This is her diary, which gives you a glimpse into her life and witness as she goes from accident to accident.

2004. Voldemort reigns supreme as Minister of Magic, and Harry, Ron and Hermione live in a squalid London flat on the Dole. Remus Lupin sleeps on their couch after his wife leaves him for another woman, Lavender Brown is a cheesy porno actress, Draco Malfoy has seen 'Secretary' one too many times and Snape runs a meth lab in his backyard. However, a gormless teenage girl in Coon Falls, Minnesota, opens up an interesting chat window and starts conversing with the supposedly late Sirius Black, and the Order of the Phoenix (now known as the Paradise Cult of Christ to avoid suspicion) rears its head for a tour-de-force overthrow of the cruel Riddle-Malfoy government....

Hogwarts is having a fashion show. Guess who has to make comments about the 'outfits' in his 'own' way.

You must read this parody, especially if you like seafood! It started as a normal morning at Hogwarts, then all hell broke loose. Featuring Confused!Ron and Insane!Harry. Sarcasm abounds, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll see Crabbe in leather pants, and find out Voldemort's true weakness. Features homage to LOTR, Princess Bride, Last of The Mohicans and many more. Co-Authored by Cindale and Ginnysdarkside.

The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Eudice Eusyram, is perfect, and now Snape is jealous! How will he get back at her? A spoof on Mary Sue fan fiction in the same mold as "Airplane!"

What happens when two students overhear Snape and Sprout's conversation in the teachers' lounge?

Lord Voldemort's little dirty secrets revealed.

How many ships can one offend in one story? Let's see...an irreverent look at shipping before HbP.

What happens when Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Ron end up in the land of the cyclops? How did they get there? How do they get out of there? Harry Potter version of The Odyssey.

It is the traditional Mary-Sue parody fic. What more can I say?

Sue’ing where it ain’t never been Sue’d before! Charity Dagrun Gryon transfers to Hogwarts for sixth year; and seems awfully familiar with a place she’s never been before. Through a series of dreams it’s revealed to her she must go through the Veil to rescue the Founders of Hogwarts, and after that, everything goes horribly wrong. Time paradoxes like you’ve never seen before! Also featuring: the Malfoys as demons from across the Veil, Destinyless!Harry, Abused!Draco and Sir Gloat-A-Lot Slytherin. A must read for everyone who wants a break from the serious Sue!

The title says it all. This is a parody of the classic Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch...

Two houses, both alike in honour and tradition. In the fair castle of Hogwarts, where we lay our scene, an ancient grudge breaks out into open hostility. When wizard blood makes wizard hands unclean a pair of star-crossed lovers take their lives.

Rita Skeeter meets Weird Al Yankovic's song "Watching Too Much Jerry Springer". The result? Total chaos!

Post-OoP. When Lord Voldemort receives a mysterious package, the wizarding world is never the same. Total parody of HP fics, featuring: Angst!Harry, Slash!Lucius, Penitent!Voldie, & everyone's favorite, Mary Sue. Not to mention Evil!Floof.

A slashy send-up/spoof of The Princess Bride featuring Harry Potter and Severus Snape. Guess who's the Bride?

Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!!!111 How will the others react? Wait and see!!

A covert operation is launched to retrieve Voldemort from Muggledom. But what do you call an operation that involves the hormonal saviour of wizardkind, his adenoidal comic side-kick, and their thinking hat wannabe bimbette; a harmless (mostly) werewolf, his canine friend and their clumsy associate; a snivelly wizard and a known felon? Surely,