Harry Caesar

After reading one too many HP/Shakespeare crossovers (one) and one too many Shakespeare plays (three) I decided to try my hand at one of my own. If anyone has read the play Julius Caesar, you know where this is going. If you don't...well, it's the story of Julius Caesar and his downfall. I just figured it would be cool to write a fic where Harry is Julius Caesar, Ron is Marc Antony, Draco is Cassius, Neville is Brutus, and more characters are introduced each scene. Intended in fun, please don't come after me with the Killing Curse!

Act I, scene II. Ron runs a race, Harry is stuck up, Ernie is pompous, Draco is malicious, Neville is naive, and Percy and Penelope are beheaded. Enjoy!