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What happened between the time Sirius arrived at Remus's and the time he left to contact the old crowd? Written Pre-OotP

One of the greatest child's bedtime stories comes back with a little bit of fur, sheep humping and cross-dressing

It was very late when I wrote this but I don't think that is an excuse...

Hermione's in St. Mungo's, Sirius is in Milwaukee, Draco is in a coma, and darn near everyone is in love in this... er... soap opera.

Draco Malfoy finds love in a bathroom, and Dennis Creevey finds love in an even more unexpected place. Can our two heroes find a way to live with their true loves, or will fate break them apart? A parody of Rodgers' & Hammerstein's classic musical South Pacific.

The Wizarding World is turned upside down by a mysterious force. Harry is an evil mastermind, Hermione's a scarlet woman, Neville is a womanizing macho man and Voldy is suddenly scarily nice! It's up to JK Rowling to save the day... and the plot! WARNING: contains insane humor!

A parodyfic in which Hogwarts is blatantly cloned into a stereotypical American high school, Ron glowers in existentialistic gloom, Flitwick coaches basketball, and Harry... tries to adapt to it all.

What do you get when you introduce characters from the Lord of the Rings series into the Potterverse? A confusing, hilarious mess filled with dark curses and jealous looks. See if Harry, Ron and Hermione can help Frodo get back to Middle Earth. And what do Draco Malfoy and Voldemort have in common? Find out in this silly, funny parody where Dark Lords abound and no one's quite sure who's related to whom.

This is what happens when you read too much fan fiction. It's not pretty. Rated R for language and blatant stupidity. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll run away screaming. You'll ask to have my computer destroyed.

Straight from the book of fables to your computer! Maybe there is a good reason why the actual book characters don't have scripts to read!

Lucius Malfoy has a run in with a rather... odd creature in Knockturn Alley. The poor, shexshay, blond bombshell of lustable, lickab...er...I mean, the poor evil fiend. Yes. Evil fiend. That's what he is. "Okay. That would be a big yes... so... are you ready to fall madly in love with me? I mean, it’s in the rules. You meet a self-insertion and you fall in love with them and they change their name to Mary-Sue. Everyone knows that!"

While Ron and Hermione are occupied doing *other things*, Harry wanders about the halls of Hogwarts. He accidentally bumps into someone who calls herself Mary Sue. A ficlet that gets revenge on the plot recker!

Seventh year is so difficult for Harry that he must find a way to ease his workload by using an ancient potion. Of course, strange things begin happening at Hogwarts. This is a parody fic for The Firelight.

Harry plays the fiddle and Draco is the devil... But what's different about that?

You can learn a lot about someone from their garbage.... That's where WTV's Garbage Diggers comes in! It's the show where we raid the wizarding world's garbage. Join Harry and Ron as they uncover secrets about witches and wizards in the wizarding world. Sit back and have a laugh.

One Halloween in February, all hell breaks loose. Featuring CrossDressing!Harrry, Banana!Ron, DracoMalfoy!Hermione, Gothic!Hannah, an excessive use of parentheses, and a hell of a lot of pudding.

Harry is getting ready for the date he has been waiting five years for.

J.K. Rowling has grown frazzled from having every second of her life devoured by the menace that she created, Harry Potter. In a desperate attempt to end all her stress, she writes the very last chapter of the Harry Potter series.

Does Ron acutally get so many headaches like he says he does? Does he really sleep while everyone is down at dinner? What is Ron's dirty little secret? companion piece to "By the Woods" and "Draco and the Diamond Dogs." Implied slash and femslash.

Sirius and Hagrid spend a day drinking, assaulting, observing and dancing. Enjoy conscienceless entertainment in a warped AU. Rated 'R' for senseless violence and graphic language.

Here it is at last: A Death Eater meeting that will never happen!! It's a parody written before GoF, poking fun at various fanfictions' plot devices and strange romantic pairings.

George Moran, museum conservator, is pleased to have finished his latest job. But who wrote the Principia Paper? Who are R and W and S and J? What will this stick do if he waves it?

Welcome to the story of how Voldemort tries to take over the world in five days! Followed by rookie sleuths (Harry, Hermione) who pursue him with cliches at the ready! Full of bizarre comments, random characters, pink fluffy handbags and very weird stones.

Ginny's had her heart broken by Harry and swears she'll never love again. But when she finds Draco sitting by the lake... Warning: Fluffy!

These are all filks based on the musical "1776", which portrays the circumstances surrounding the signing of the American Declaration of Independence in song. (Of course, events would have transpired a bit differently in the Wizarding World.)

This is what comes of spending too much time with three-year-olds. Ron and Ginny are at home on a rainy day, when who through the door should come? The Rat in the Hat, of course.

Hogwarts, 50 years ago. Tom Riddle and Rubeus Hagrid are on missions to find pets, and Olive Hornby and Myrtle Biney are on a mission to find boyfriends. A parody of the musical Guys and Dolls. Link to music included!

Harry Potter suddenly falls madly in love with sex god Draco Malfoy.

Unknown to many, Harry Potter had another cousin. His name is Larry Porter. He's not too sure he wants to go to Hogwarts, but then the law closes in and it may be his only way to avoid jail.

After reading one too many HP/Shakespeare crossovers (one) and one too many Shakespeare plays (three) I decided to try my hand at one of my own. If anyone has read the play Julius Caesar, you know where this is going. If you don't... well, it's the story of Julius Caesar and his downfall. I just figured it would be cool to write a fic where Harry is Julius Caesar, Ron is Marc Antony, Draco is Cassius, Neville is Brutus, and more characters are introduced each scene. Intended in fun, please don't come after me with the Killing Curse!

Four people with their own separate agendas run into each other on the top of the Astronomy Tower. It's planned for some, and coincidental for others. Some come to the tower for personal gain, and others come for hopes of love. This story is about an interesting night in the lives of Mad-Eye Moody, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, and an unidentified woman on crutches.

Mrs. Weasley has a secret that she can never let anyone learn about. It would be the death of her and her dreams. Plus with crazy Lockhart cook book names, you can't go wrong reading this!

Wry!Harry, Mix-Master DJ Snape (yo), and Disco King!Voldemort all meet in the Forbidden Forest and get down with their bad selves. Also features gratuitous bird snogging and Lucius Malfoy's "Schnooglekins".

What everyone told Harry about the Death Eaters is not completely true. In fact, it's completely incorrect. What do the Death Eaters do at Headquarters, anyway? Plot? Torture? Kill? Nah, well, maybe torture. But not in the way everyone thinks. Join Lucius Malfoy for a typical Death Eater evening. Includes singing!Draco, Voldemort with an afro, and more! Be very afraid...

Neville Longbottom, school teacher for Hogsmeade and Sleepy Hollow, comes into very close contact with a legend late one Halloween night.

Professor Eudice Eusyram returns, after over a year in limbo, to combat a new and greater threat then ever before!

Drusilla Quigley returns, taking Snape's advice, to interview Hagrid. But he's not really a loose-lipped twit... Er... is he?

Look at the title and take a wild guess. Though...it's not exactly what you think.

Many people get detention at Hogwarts, in fact more then you might think. This story is based off of detention lines from FA students who have had to spend time with Snape, or Umbridge. If you've ever been to Scribbles in History of Magic, you've seen them around causing mayham and mischief.

Snape is called to a Death Eater meeting only to find that he must, once again, play the hero.

Harry and Ron, alone in their train compartment on the way to Hogwarts, get to discussing their relationships with their girlfriends and with one another. Touching divulgences, regrettable impulses, and awkward silences ensue. Pity one of them doesn't fancy guys.

Harry gets a big shock at the end of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. He discovers new information about Hogwarts and its Founders...

First chapter of the parody book, Hairy Pooper and the Kidney Stone, based on the first Harry Potter installment.

Hagrid's lessons are awful! He needs help to make them more exciting. Sirius was the last person he should have approached for a bright idea.

Harry has a strange dream in which eight American girls disrupt ``the quiet of the Gryffindor boy's room.

Who'd have ever thought that the night Voldemort came to murder Harry, Lily and James could have been so. . . . amusing? Find out what really happened on that tragic and very silly night, and what spell Lily actually used to save her infant son.

A ridiculous parody of a Harry/Hermione romance.

A parody of H/Hr.

What has Neville done? Where is Snape? Why is everybody color-coded? Let's all say it together, "POOR NEVILLE!"

Some excerpts: Nelly (the Loch Ness Monster) shook her head at the man with the fluffy pink bathrobe, sitting across from her at the table, she still in a daze. Just two weeks ago this man had come to her lake, disturbing her peace, trying to enlist her help in his plans for world domination, and now they were at a tea party, talking about pink lace and weddings. By this time Harry, along with his girlfriend Ginny, and their friends, Ron and Hermione, left; supposedly back to their home in Fluffville where they owned an (again, pink) house made of fluff. They did not plan on attending the wedding, but then again, who could resist the charms and wiles (feminine or otherwise) of ‘Uncle Voldie’?

What happens when Voldemort rediscovers love? This fic tells the story as Voldemort struggles with various things such as apologies, sighing, making bacon, and most importantly, what to put inside his goody bags.

Songfic to Avril Lavigne's Sk8ter Boi, and we have Draco!Sk8ter Boi, Hermione!Pretty Faced Girl.

A response to a challenge to create a fic under 1300 words that included self-promotion, a parody of the ships H/D, H/G, S/Hr, and a fanfic that I will not name due to me not wanting to get sued.````Must contain a section about the summer.``Must contain a section about the real world. Must include final battle between Voldie and Harry. ``Must receive 20+ reviews within fourteen days.````See how I did.

Students in love, house elves making mischief, and extremely odd ships. All these things make for a fantastic parody of one of Shakespeare's greatest comedies, "A Midsummer Night's Dream".

One-shot spoof. Parents of Muggle-born witches and wizards are becoming more and more reluctant to simply send their children off to an unknown boarding school sight unseen. And so it was that on one fine morning a group of parents found themselves assembling at the gate for an introductory tour of Hogwarts.

A funny parody.

"HARRY POTTER! You pervert!” This shocked exclaimation is only the first of many in this engrossing (and just plain GROSSing) tale of epic proportions. Originally titled, “Harry Potter and the Random Orgies of Hogwarts” (that title was far too dirty and not very funny), this nonsensical narrative will confuse far beyond your wildest dreams.

When Ron visits the infirmary late one night, complaining of a headache, Poppy is very busy and shoos him to the cupboard. He grabs the first vial he sees and leaves, never bothering to look at the label. What happens when you suddenly aren't who you thought you were? Also, a lesson in looking at the labels of vials.

Harry takes his forty year old son, the ghost of Draco Malfoy, and his friends to the park to play baseball. But will an all Death Eater team foil his plans? Sequal to "Happiness is Just a Daddy Away!" and "Harry Potter and the Magical Cheese Cracker."

In which Draco discovers that not only is he actually a girl, and not only is he Voldemort's daughter, but even worse, he is somewhat attracted to Harry Potter. Poor Draco. What's a boy, er, girl, to do? A parody of Bridget Jones's Diary.

As well as being old, rather evil, and having a personal hygiene problem, the Dark Lord was also somewhat of a chauvinist, and he assumed that if women tried to take charge of the country, it would fail drastically because the women would spend all their time gossiping and shopping. His plan was doomed to fail from the start, though. He hadn't counted on Hermione ``Granger.

Narcissa Black was NEVER cruel and vain. In fact, in spite of her beauty, Narcissa is just a down-to-earth genuine girl who has some problems. Fine, a lot of problems! This is her diary, which gives you a glimpse into her life and witness as she goes from accident to accident.

Harry and his friends go to a new theme park for wizards, Wizardland, where a spell makes some stupid - like Draco who drags poor Lucius around until he spazzes out on roller coaster and winds up talking to an argyle leprechaun that smokes.

2004. Voldemort reigns supreme as Minister of Magic, and Harry, Ron and Hermione live in a squalid London flat on the Dole. Remus Lupin sleeps on their couch after his wife leaves him for another woman, Lavender Brown is a cheesy porno actress, Draco Malfoy has seen 'Secretary' one too many times and Snape runs a meth lab in his backyard. However, a gormless teenage girl in Coon Falls, Minnesota, opens up an interesting chat window and starts conversing with the supposedly late Sirius Black, and the Order of the Phoenix (now known as the Paradise Cult of Christ to avoid suspicion) rears its head for a tour-de-force overthrow of the cruel Riddle-Malfoy government....

Hogwarts is having a fashion show. Guess who has to make comments about the 'outfits' in his 'own' way.

You must read this parody, especially if you like seafood! It started as a normal morning at Hogwarts, then all hell broke loose. Featuring Confused!Ron and Insane!Harry. Sarcasm abounds, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll see Crabbe in leather pants, and find out Voldemort's true weakness. Features homage to LOTR, Princess Bride, Last of The Mohicans and many more. Co-Authored by Cindale and Ginnysdarkside.

The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Eudice Eusyram, is perfect, and now Snape is jealous! How will he get back at her? A spoof on Mary Sue fan fiction in the same mold as "Airplane!"

Lord Voldemort's little dirty secrets revealed.

What happens when two students overhear Snape and Sprout's conversation in the teachers' lounge?

How many ships can one offend in one story? Let's see...an irreverent look at shipping before HbP.

What happens when Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Ron end up in the land of the cyclops? How did they get there? How do they get out of there? Harry Potter version of The Odyssey.

It is the traditional Mary-Sue parody fic. What more can I say?

Sue’ing where it ain’t never been Sue’d before! Charity Dagrun Gryon transfers to Hogwarts for sixth year; and seems awfully familiar with a place she’s never been before. Through a series of dreams it’s revealed to her she must go through the Veil to rescue the Founders of Hogwarts, and after that, everything goes horribly wrong. Time paradoxes like you’ve never seen before! Also featuring: the Malfoys as demons from across the Veil, Destinyless!Harry, Abused!Draco and Sir Gloat-A-Lot Slytherin. A must read for everyone who wants a break from the serious Sue!

The title says it all. This is a parody of the classic Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch...

Two houses, both alike in honour and tradition. In the fair castle of Hogwarts, where we lay our scene, an ancient grudge breaks out into open hostility. When wizard blood makes wizard hands unclean a pair of star-crossed lovers take their lives.

Rita Skeeter meets Weird Al Yankovic's song "Watching Too Much Jerry Springer". The result? Total chaos!

Post-OoP. When Lord Voldemort receives a mysterious package, the wizarding world is never the same. Total parody of HP fics, featuring: Angst!Harry, Slash!Lucius, Penitent!Voldie, & everyone's favorite, Mary Sue. Not to mention Evil!Floof.

A slashy send-up/spoof of The Princess Bride featuring Harry Potter and Severus Snape. Guess who's the Bride?

Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!!!111 How will the others react? Wait and see!!

A covert operation is launched to retrieve Voldemort from Muggledom. But what do you call an operation that involves the hormonal saviour of wizardkind, his adenoidal comic side-kick, and their thinking hat wannabe bimbette; a harmless (mostly) werewolf, his canine friend and their clumsy associate; a snivelly wizard and a known felon? Surely,

This is Monsters Inc, HP style! Draco is Randall, Harry is Sulley, Ron is Mike, and Hermione is Boo! Also featuring various cameo appearances! Just look on in!

Robin Leach does a Life Styles of the Rich and Famous episode on The Riddle House, and is thoroughly delighted by its contents. Featuring "Eeeevil" ice skates and a surprise appearance by Lucius Malfoy wearing and doing something so sinfully delicious, I can’t list it here. PLUS an enlightening conversation about the Truffle Shuffle. Come and see the home of “Bad Boy of the Wizarding World”

SLASH! PARODY! Vampire!Draco is on the prowl. But will his whooping cough prevent him from seducing The Boy Who Lived?

James decides to hold a party. But Peter sees dead people, Remus has a revelation, Sirius is easily distracted, and Lily seems to speak only in questions. What will their reaction be to the announcement he's about to make?

Harry goes to visit Ron at the Burrow. In his time at the house, Harry finds letters stashed in various places in the house that reveal Ron's true feelings for Hermione. Will Harry be violently sick? Will he be traumatised for the rest of his life? Read this and see...

The my newest works from Chicago. Both parodies, one more of a songfic, one funny and truthful. Umbridge and Fudge sing about what to do with Dumbledore. Ron wonders if he'll ever measure up to those around him.

Picture only this... Lockhart serenading Snape to the tune of "Rubber Ducky" in his birthday suit. Scared yet?

What do the under-used characters do when they are not sitting at the high table, handing out homework, or catching students involved in mind-boggling carnal acts? Here is their answer to that question.

What happens when MTV decides to prank the wizarding world for their game show Boiling Points?

Mary-Sue Potter has come to Hogwarts, inspiring questions: Who is she? What's her secret? And why doesn't she have violet eyes? (Parody)

It\'s Hermione Granger\'s turn to take up the quill and to write her own confession. There are some things you certainly did not know about Hogwarts\' bushy-haired prodigy.

Scene: the Black family home. Harry is sitting at the kitchen table perusing a copy of the Daily Prophet, scratching Crookshanks between the ears whilst he stands on top of the table enjoying a saucer of milk.``The front-page headline of the Daily Prophet reads: There is no news to report. There will be no news to Report tomorrow either. There will be no news to report until the publication of book six. thank you for keeping your subscription current with us anyway.``Harry (muttering quietly to himself while he sips his tea): No news is good news. (He turns the page) I wonder what the personal ads will say. Oh, here’s one from Fred and George.

It's Christmas at Hogwarts, and some of the students can't help singing. Five Gryffindors and a couple of Slytherins get mixed up in Bohemian Rhapsody whilst figuring out their own problems.

There are just so many detention fics that result in Harry and Draco getting together. They argue, they fight, they get together. It’s always the same thing. So here’s my little story about their 59th detention together and what it resulted in.

Hermione needs Neville to help her with the ingredients to a very special spell.

Ron's pov... Hermione in shock... Harry's victory...

This is absolute parody, and was written well before "half-blood prince" was announced as book six's title. A house-elf from South London? Illegal whiskey production? And what in the world are Sunless Wizards? Welcome to the weirdest AU ever...

A songfic to "Macho Man" by The Village People... Draco as a biker, Ron as a soldier, Blaise as an Indian, Neville as a construction worker, Harry as a policeman and Dean as a cowboy. ``And despite all the little jokes in here, none of them are gay! Well, perhaps Neville is. :P The guys get together at the end of their seventh year and give a show for some of the girls at Hogwarts.

Sequel to The Twelve Days of Christmas. Ron faces the consequences of singing his...er... song. Includes the Return of the King, I mean, potted plants, mobs, T.V. characters, oh, and a little part where AmethystPhoenix is punished. Random, insane... what do you think?

What would you do on your last night on Earth? What happens when it turns out not to be your last night?