- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Ships:
- Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
- Characters:
- Draco Malfoy Harry Potter
- Genres:
- Parody
- Era:
- The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
- Stats:
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Published: 09/28/2004Updated: 10/26/2004Words: 10,595Chapters: 10Hits: 19,294
Not Quite a Love Song, in Ten Scenes
Hijja
- Story Summary:
- "Don't hate yourself for being attracted to me," Harry tells Draco in a dim corridor one Hogwarts morning. Things go downhill from there. A slightly different Harry/Draco romance. (parody/dark humour: if you have a problem with the concept of black humour, avoid this like the plague)
Chapter 01
09/28/2004"Don't hate yourself for being attracted to me," Harry tells Draco in a dim corridor one Hogwarts morning. Things go downhill from there.
Chapter 02
10/01/2004"Don't hate yourself for being attracted to me," Harry tells Draco in a dim corridor one Hogwarts morning. Things go downhill from there. A slightly different Harry/Draco romance.
Chapter 03
10/03/2004"Don't hate yourself for being attracted to me," Harry tells Draco in a dim corridor one Hogwarts morning. Things go downhill from there. A slightly different HarryDraco romance.
Chapter 04
10/07/2004"Don't hate yourself for being attracted to me," Harry tells Draco in a dim corridor one Hogwarts morning. Things go downhill from there. A slightly different Harry/Draco romance.
Chapter 05
10/10/2004"Don't hate yourself for being attracted to me," Harry tells Draco in a dim corridor one Hogwarts morning. Things go downhill from there. A slightly different Harry/Draco romance.
Chapter 06
10/13/2004"Don't hate yourself for being attracted to me," Harry tells Draco in a dim corridor one Hogwarts morning. Things go downhill from there. A slightly different Harry-Draco romance.
Chapter 07
10/19/2004"Don't hate yourself for being attracted to me," Harry tells Draco in a dim corridor one Hogwarts morning. Things go downhill from there. A slightly different Harry-Draco romance.
Chapter 08
10/20/2004"Don't hate yourself for being attracted to me," Harry tells Draco in a dim corridor one Hogwarts morning. Things go downhill from there. A slightly different Harry-Draco romance.
Chapter 09
10/23/2004"Don't hate yourself for being attracted to me," Harry tells Draco in a dim corridor one Hogwarts morning. Things go downhill from there. A slightly different Harry/Draco romance.
Chapter 10
10/26/2004"Don't hate yourself for being attracted to me," Harry tells Draco in a dim corridor one Hogwarts morning. Things go downhill from there. A slightly different Harry/Draco romance.