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Without Wand or Wire by WolfenMoondaughter
04/20/2007Summer after the Trio's fifth year. Ron and Hermione get closer, while Harry grows distant from everyone -- including himself. Snape is reunited with someone from his past. Draco's life spirals out of control. Love blooms, and strange alliances are made. Black wings bring strange dreams. What wonders can wireless music and a little wandless magic work? HP/GW, RW/HG, SB/RL (slashy), DM/PP, BW/FD, NT/OC (slashy), PW/PC, SS/OC, AW/MW. Snape, Petunia, Draco, and Pansy redemption. Songfic. Illustrated. WARNING: includes graphic descriptions of self-harm. This fic DOES NOT encourage such behavior, but if you are bothered by the idea of Harry harming himself, even when it's portrayed as something he has to *overcome*, then do not read this fic.
Letters by little_bird
06/11/2011A series of letters by different characters...
George & Annie: an Unofficial Biography by shosier
02/19/2009Fred and George Weasley's troublemaking careers didn't start the day they reached Hogwarts. In fact, they had been honing their mischief-making talents for years, with the help of a feisty little Muggle girl named Annie Jones from Ottery St. Catchpole. Their secret friendship continued even after the twins began leaving for Hogwarts, as the children kept in touch via owl post. It deepened into something more as teenagers, when George and Annie discovered an attraction to each other that they couldn't deny. Their love struggles to survive one of the most trying times in the magical world -- the Second War -- and its devastating consequences. A happily-ever-after awaits them... eventually.
The Very Long Night Of Harry Potter by bibliophile20
08/02/2006Ron and Hermione bring an unconscious Harry to St. Mungo's, where a long night stretches out before them...
Love, War and Friendship - The Wizarding Way by katie3035
04/18/2004Coming home after their fifth year at Hogwarts Ron, Harry and Hermione find their world turning upside down as their lives are taken over by love triangles and war.
Not Quite Paradise by George Weasley's Girlfriend
02/01/2002Prequel to AngieJ's “Trouble in Paradise.” In early 2004, Voldemort has been defeated and the wizard world is peaceful… or so it seems. Secrets and dark pasts hold the key to trust between friends. Will friendships crumble under the weight? See how Paradise began! Story centers mainly on the Weasley twins (George especially), but is told from an OC's point of view.
Rainbow Fragments by CassidyLynne
06/17/2007A short series of (mostly) romantic vignettes, each with a fragment of colour at its heart.
Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?
The Prank Wars by Lavander
04/26/2003Fred and George are faced with two great pranksters from the past. The great pranksters challenge them, and the prank wars begin. Who wins? Fred and George, or these great pranksters? Find out by reading.
The Perfect Azkaban Breakout by pstibbons
10/19/2006Three years post-HBP. Hermione and the Order want to break Harry out of Azkaban. The bespectacled twit got himself thrown in there when he failed to kill Lucius Malfoy subtly enough. Starts off H/G and R/Hr but Ron and Ginny are killed off in the first chapter. Hermione burns Harry in effigy, kills Draco, negotiates with a traitorous and unredeemable Snape, brews potions with Fleur, gets drunk with the Weasley twins and Lee Jordan, organizes an illegal jailbreak, writes columns for the Quibbler, and helps Harry come to terms with his Animagus form. This fic comes with a warning (aimed at diabetic readers) for an excessively sappy ending.
Love is the Child of an Endless War by Fortuitous Intervent
11/02/2004Dyeing his hair is what saved his life. To be sure it was a heinous undertaking done without the aide of magic. He’d been without his wand for so long it was entirely possible he couldn’t have managed to do it with magic, anyway. Impossible to fathom, though, that Muggle women did this to themselves intentionally, and without benefit of pain medication.
Fred and George Live! by Galya
02/12/2003Fred and George get a hold of a dictation spell and it is madness. The try to interview Harry and Co. to gain information on a girl they fancy, but instead begin an on going battle to get Ron to admit his feelings for Hermione, while she rants about the Potter merchandise, and so Fred and George decide to write slash fics instead.
Amicus Draconis: 1st Cycle - Cycle of the Badger by Yamato
04/16/2008In the Trio's seventh year, the Wizarding World has lost its second war against the Dark Lord. The Death Eaters conquered Hogwarts, defeated the Order of the Phoenix, and overthrew the Ministry of Magic. Forming a new government with Voldemort as the supreme ruler, they take control of Wizarding Europe spreading terror and destruction everywhere. Harry and his friends are forced into hiding, but far from giving up hope they form their own secret rebellion. In four cycles, Amicus Draconis tells the story of a world shattered and rebuilt throughout three wizarding wars, of two masterminds moving people like figures on a chessboard, and a boy torn between his destiny and his one true love.
How to Prank the Weasley Twins in Ten Days by Mstar
02/09/2006A mysterious person takes James Potter and Sirius Black from the past and whisks them into the future. They agree to help this person prank Fred and George Weasley. The catch is that none of the students (including the Trio) know that James and Sirius are in the school! Hilarity ensues when people start seeing the "criminal" Sirius Black and Harry Potter in more than one place!
The Weasley Trap by Aafro Man Ziegod
08/14/2002Eager for a trickster challenge, Fred and George try to set up Ron and Hermione. They have their work cut out for them, though, in this fun romantic comedy.
Smear by ReverseBeauty
10/04/2009When anger leads to one reckless night with a familiar person, Ginny realizes she is in over her head.
Not In Kansas Anymore by Morbid Fascination
05/17/2005Hermione wakes up.
Sweet Deception by Slytherin Essence
09/12/2004When Fred and George make a jelly bean that makes you fall in love with anyone you see, very odd things start happening at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Unusual relationships, over-excessive snogging, and plenty of humor await you...
Christmas Over Azkaban by Angie Astravic
06/09/2003Percy Weasley has been arrested for murder and sent to Azkaban. Fred and George have a plan to get him out. But they need Harry's help...
The First Prophet Article by seomensnowlocke
11/05/2006As the years have passed, Harry Potter has been somewhat silent as to what occurred in the war. Many have written his story, but he has been aloof from attempts to have him put down his recollections of that turbulent time. Now, with a surprising change of his mind, he decides that there is one story that needs to be told. It is the story of his discovery of the weapon that would win the war, and the thanks he owes to his best friends, and his great mentor, for that discovery. This was intended as a one-shot, but it quickly grew to be unmanageably long, so it is chaptered. I hope you enjoy the recollections of an elderly Harry Potter, and please read and review.
Under a Dragon Moon by Wemyss
04/26/2009The sequel to the AT-housed
The Talk (GASP!!) by Lboogieg
09/29/2003We've all had the talk at one point or another, right? But from our parents....How would you feel, girls if you received this "talk" from Fleur Delacour? Or guys, from Fred or George Weasley? Well three certain Gryffindors are about to experience sex advice at it's worst. And what - pray tell - does Draco Malfoy have to do with it? From Harry's POV.
That Mistake I Made by Qweasley10
05/10/2004One night can change your whole life. See Fred and Angelina's story.
Life Is For Living by Princess Arianna
07/04/2004Third in the a series.``Katie Bell's sixth year has finally started. But with dreams plauging her by night and strange feelings around a particular Professor plauging her by day, stress is at an all-time high. The Triwizard Tournament takes place around her, but she has others things on her mind. She doesn't want anymore secrets, but is it safe to tell even her closest friends about the unmarked letters, prophetic dreams, and newly present visions?
Kare Kanojo no Jijo by KnightHunter
01/29/2003Angelina's Situation: George must die. ``Fred's Situation: It's all his fault... or is it? A love letter starts it all. A simple friendship turns into something more.
So This is Love by Leaf
08/20/2003Follow the lives of Angelina Johnson and Fred Weasley as they go through life with friendships, love interests, school work, and of course, Quidditch.
Someone To Know Me Too Well by Nancy
06/04/2002Samantha Fawcett is a Ravenclaw, Lisa Turpin’s best friend, and dating Fred Weasley. On the surface, she seems to have it all, until Draco Malfoy comes along. His actions and the consequences thereof will lead both of them into a world where nothing is as it appears, the stakes are incalculable, and everyone plays for keeps.
The Flip Side by Fuzzy Elf
03/19/2006Gryffindor vs Slytherin. This is how it was, is, and always will be. It is not all about Harry and Draco, however. Fred, George, Percy, Alicia and Oliver have had their Slytherin problems - specifically Flint, Pucey, Higgs, Bletchley and Draco's elder sister Abigail. So why is it they cannot seem to get away from each other? Set during CoS. (Flint/OC)
divided. by allyse volapropis
07/17/2006In the wake of Lord Voldemort's return, Niamh Cassidy has come to London to begin a new life. When she meets Fred and George Weasley, their blossoming friendship helps her to begin feeling at home in a foreign landscape. But what else will this friendship bring into her life? Love? Adventure? An excessive stock of Ton-Tongue-Toffee?
Warring Weasleys by Schuyler Dunsmore
10/17/2002Fred and George fight over Hermione's affections, while Hermione is involved in her own feud with Draco Malfoy in this romance set at the end of Hermione's second year at Hogwarts. Which warring Weasley will win Hermione's hand? Will Malfoy finally enact his revenge on the smartest girl in Hogwarts? Secret rooms, dragons, a whole lot of Weasleys, and one tragic death highlight this light on the outside/dark on the inside romance.
Unlock My Heart by Sabelle
09/16/2005Hermione has a secret. And until now, she didn't think anyone knew...
The Kissing Treaty by Sabrina Weasley
05/26/2002It's time for a little revenge as the girls of Hogwarts get even, not mad - and just a little drunk.
Angelina Johnson, Quidditch Superstar by Dazabu
11/29/2007It's six years after Angelina & co. have graduated from Hogwarts. Angelina is living out her dream - playing Quidditch professionally. But how will she react when she learns that Fred is getting married? And, later on, things take a twist down a darker road.
Operation Laugh Out Loud by 14lordygee
11/15/2002An abstract, artistic fic, where Harry has lost that...Oomph that makes Harry, Harry. Fred and Gorge feel they owe him one- must I say more? Funny, and thought provoking. Enjoy!
The Girl in my Dreams by Angelina Johnson
10/05/2001Growing up a Muggle, Val Bradley learns the truth that she is a witch, and leaves her American Muggle family behind to live with her aunt. She attends Hogwarts, and many adventures abound for the little witch.
Slumber Party by Casca
06/14/2002Fifth year, the Gryffindor wizards and witches make the night before the Leaving Feast a one to remember!
Lingering Softness by Rachel K
01/15/2005Hermione and Fred had a raging fire bloom between them years before, but when the spark lights again, will they be willing to kindle it?
Kiss From a Rose by Odayaka
03/07/2003Odayaka and Emerald Rose are on the run from Odayaka's REAL father, Alucard, the most powerful vampire in the wizarding world. They are sent to Hogwarts to escape, but will love blossom? (AU, MARY SUE)
The Perils of Being Percy by Fortuitous Intervent
11/15/2004Percy Weasley lay sleeping on his desk at the Ministry of Magic, exhausted from working all day, everyday, and well into the night, for two months straight. He slept mouth open, dripping drool onto the parchment under his cheek. A mortally sharp Quill point protruded beneath his head, dangerously close to piercing his ear lobe. He wore his glasses skewed across his forehead as though he were a Cyclops in need of a lens for viewing with his third eye.
Fred & George Weasley's Guide to Pulling Pranks by S.C. Johnson
07/03/2003Fred and George decide to leave a guide to help future students cause trouble!
Paying Your Dues by Daisee Chain
09/03/2007Three things in life are unavoidable: birth, death, and taxes. The taxman cometh. Have the Weasley twins finally met their match?
Two Halves to a Hole by The Sneeze
09/07/2004You've never seen Fred Weasley like this before. His newly erratic behavior leaves his twin in the dust, and soon the trio realize just how deep and how dangerous these changes truly are. But can they stop Fred's descent before his newest mischief turns deadly? Current HP timeline/many characters involved/realistic.
Hostile Takeover by Meddow
06/08/2006Tonks takes on the Chocolate Frog Company. All in the name of love, mind you.
An OC comes to Hogwarts and befriends Fred and George and the trio. Singing, love, drama, and a scary new villain abode. Enjoy!
Share And Share Alike by Kate Bolin
02/02/2004Fred and George have shared everything in life. It's just their way.
Squicktastic! by Altaria Volante
06/06/2003The Author is hired to write a romance starring Fred and George, but when the 'ships get out of control, the boys demand some creative input. “We’ll make you a deal,” Fred started. “You write what you think she’d like... and we’ll only stop you if we get uncomfortable.” -- Famous last words...
Secrets Worth Keeping by Elf Flame
09/14/2004Harry attends Ginny Weasley's wedding and ruminates on life Post-Hogwarts without Ron.
Uncovering the Past by Silver Eagle
02/20/2006It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day, but Arthur Weasley and Julia Granger reveal a secret that ruins the big day completely. But they aren't the only ones with a secret that could wreck their lives. One Shot
George's Little Secret by Elf Flame
12/24/2005George has a few things that make him different, and one of them is even secret from Fred. Prequel to Secrets Worth Keeping and Lost Love.
A Joke is not a Joke by Kelsey Potter
01/05/2004"It was just a joke. Really. We didn't intend for anyone to get hurt. If we'd known... well, we wouldn't have done it. But it's too late for that now. And the blame is as much mine as it is his. It was his idea, but I went along with it. God, how could I have been so careless? Mom always said our pranks would get us into trouble one day."
A short collection of tales following the romantic misadventures of Ron, Hermione, and their relationship 'mentors,' Fred and Angelina. A semi- humorous outlook on the Ron and Hermione relationship.
Ron's Soliloquy by Lady Norbert
08/05/2002What happened the night of the Yule Ball in book 4? In this comic love story, Fred and George invade Ron's dreams and force him to look at all the evidence from books 2, 3 and 4 that spell out his real feelings for Hermione.
Do I Need This? by PeterMurray
12/06/2002A sequel to The Permission Slip (Ridd). Ron Weasley looks at the permission slip he\\\'s got, and thinks about why he\\\'d need it. Fred and George \\\'help\\\' him decide.
I'm So Sorry! by Tonkiness
08/10/2003Tonks woke up before everyone else one morning at Twelve Grimmauld Place. She didn't always stay there, so when she did she always tried to do something to help.``So, she made breakfast. Or attemps to. Who would have thought that such a simple task would almost get her killed? It's just lucky there's someone there to save her... Tonks/Lupin.
Denizen Of The Deep by E. H. Smith
11/10/2001What really happened when Dennis Creevey fell into the lake on his way to Hogwarts?
Wherein Hermione S. Granger Considers the Colour Red by Ursula
01/02/2003The only thing worse than cherishing a secret fondness for a boy who would never look twice at you and whom you would probably smack in the nose for presumption if he did, Hermione thought, was feeling this way about two people and not being able to tell them apart. But she wasn't thinking about that sort of thing; she had a riddle to solve.
A Bedtime Story by emiime
01/13/2007Arthur Weasley tells his six sons a bedtime story.
Dead Twin Walking by Miranda Shadowind
07/31/2007AU. What if something unexpected happened when the Weasley Twins were born? Something that left them separated, each not knowing the other existed?
Quidditch Analogies by Diricawl
06/29/2002Angelina got angry with Fred for standing her up again. What happens when he follows her out to the Quidditch pitch and they toss the ol\' Quaffle around?
Double Splinch by Night Song
10/17/2004All had thought the two were indifferent; that there wasn't a freckle laid upon their face, or a strand of hair on top their head that was different, that their personalities were exactly the same, and the only real difference was their names. One was Fred. The other was George. The Weasley Twins. Nothing more, nothing less. ``How very wrong they were.
Tainted Perfection by Schermionie
10/21/2006Juxtaposition= two extremes together. Fred and George struggle to define their feelings for one another. SLASH, TWINCEST, ect. Twoshot.
Not Like Brothers, More Like Lovers by Zeehanahara
03/26/2006Fred was the one who started it, and he was the one who ended it. But when George leaves, he wonders if he has made the wrong decision and chases after him into the night.
Pettigrew's Daughter by Anda
05/25/2006An alternate universe fic set in Harry's fifth year. Several 'invented' characters. On the evening of Peter Pettigrew's death, Iris McGonagall makes a decision that will impact on her life in ways she never imagined. Or at least, those around her believe that... 14 years later, her delinquent daughter, Morgiana Pettigrew, arrives at Hogwarts, plagued by mother-influenced fears of Sirius Black. One night, she dreams of her mother's murder, sparking a murderous chain of events that threatens to rip Hogwarts apart at the seams...
I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life by Lana Weasley
07/02/2003It's the graduation party for the seventh years and Angelina isn't happy. The one person she had the best memories with isn't there to share them with her, or so she thinks.
The Giant Laughed, the Centaur Cried by DrT
05/16/2007A silly one-shot, as Remus tells the story of how Harry and Ginny got engaged at Harry's Bachelor Party.
If You Can't Trust a Brother by Artemis Sprite
07/30/2002Fred's heart has been broken by his one true love... What do you do if you can't trust a brother?
Fragmented Miracle by Valedro
01/08/2006It's New Year's Eve and everybody has their own issues. About Hermione's hair, Ginny's innocence and Harry's bullfinch.
A New Year's Encounter by Lala
05/18/2003Mary Clearwater is visiting her cousin in Hogsmeade and encounters Percy's annoying brothers. Eventually, they sneak her into Hogwarts, and discover a room even they've never found before.
Purple and Orange by unworthy
03/10/2004George Weasley is tired of being known as Fred's twin. Over the years he's changed dramatically with deaths and growing up. His parents are nagging and Fred is getting more and more irritating to live with. Then he meets Enid, a purple haired girl with a weird personality.
Sybill Trelawney and the Clueless Evening by PeterMurray
12/13/2002Two students find a different place to be alone together -- but what if they\\\'re overheard by a teacher?
Baby Fred and George Meet Ginny by MimiRose
04/20/2006When new baby Ginny joins the family, how do the jealous Weasley twins react?
The Night The Lights Went Out by Weaslysgurl
07/21/2004Hermione pays a surprise visit to the Burrow...
Damned Hard Chairs by Morbid Fascination
04/26/2004Fred and George have taken over the world.
Twins by Anton Mickawber
01/30/2005Three in the morning and the fireworks are just coming to a crescendo at the Burrow! The twins sad? Ginny mad? Some new head gear? (The grand finale of The Weasley Family Picnic. H/G, R/Hr, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Tonks, Percy/Penny, Fred/George/Angelina/Katie/Alicia, and of course, Arthur/Molly.)
It All Starts on a Night Out by Soul.
04/16/2004Draco's out when he shouldn't be.
Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives by xStarkiller
07/17/2008As if dying had not been bad enough, Fred's ghost has gone and earned himself a nasty curse. Now the only way he can weasel out of a very gruesome exorcising is to solve a series of strange and horrific mysteries. Fred x OC, George x Luna
Willow by The League
12/19/2002Hermione & Fred were forced together for one night. That one night led to confusion, big time. Fred likes Hermione, Hermione knows Fred likes her but thinks she likes George, George likes Hermione but knows she is in denial about liking Fred. Trouble in paradise?
Brett and Raven Do Hogwarts by LyndzandLynn
12/08/2006Can it be? Have Fred and George finaly met their match? When two Canadian girls come to Hogwarts, they meet up with Fred and George and a battle of wits, pranks, and even love soon follows.
A Team United by Thalia M Kendall
06/14/2002When a team member gets seriously injured in a Quidditch match, the new Gryffindor captain decides to forfeit the game and his last chance to win the cup. Fred/Angelina with hints of George/Alicia and Harry/Ginny.
Blondes Have More Fun by lavender ice
10/06/2002Last of the LGYL trilogy. Percy Weasley is usually a very calm, patient person. But Fred did something that summer to make him snap. What was it?
When Darkness Falls by shelly99
11/06/2003Angelina Johnson thinks back on her life with Fred Weasley.
Fallen Angel by angel-eyes
01/07/2003A man walks along the gravestones on the now, deserted Hogwarts grounds. The names on the tombstones don't seem to mean that much, but ... then he stops at her gravestone. His fallen angel, always and forever. WARNING: Most of your favorite characters are dead ...
The Joke of the Year by insane teen
12/10/2004Fred and George pull a prank on Malfoy... but unfortunately it goes farther than they expected it to!
Kiss Me at Midnight by Lboogieg
08/16/2004Fred & George are throwing a New Year's Eve party at the Burrow. The entire (original) Gryffindor team is invited, along with Hermione. When the clock strikes 12:00, ringing in the new year, everyone has someone to kiss. Who are Fred, George, Harry, and Ron's smooching partners? A one-shot with a couple different ships.
Leave Out All the Rest by Anna Fugazzi
02/08/2012Nobody expected the year after Fred's death would be easy. But nobody expected George would have to lose so much, just to live through it. Or: George is doing his best to make his way after the war and Fred's death. Everyone is trying to help, and he wishes they would just stop. Especially Fred.
The Night The Lights Went Out - part two by Weaslysgurl
08/04/2004The sequel to 'The Night The Lights Went Out'.
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced
07/11/2005“Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!”``“Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!” ``Fred and George had more in mind than just embarassing Harry! Well, actually they didn't, but they wanted to do it in a bigger way. Think cameras, costumes and watering holes! Weasley Wizarding Productions get their first hit with The Heir of Slytherin!
A Million Hours Left to Think of You and Think of That by Aurora
09/19/2007George and Angelina make a mistake.
One of the students of Hogwarts has been murdered, and now everyone is sorting out their alibis.
Torture, Lust, Lament by enternamehere
07/22/2003George/Oliver/Fred... twincest, slash, and all that other great stuff, it had to be done.
Food Tales by max_theWanderer
04/15/2006Fred and George Weasley, owners of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes and master purveyors are proud to present to you their best and well-told bizarre Weasley food tales for the humor pleasure of everyone from kids to adults. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls - the food tales fresh from The Burrow in Ottery St. Catchpole! Need to say more? Nuff said!
Sirius Plays a Prank by Kateydidnt
07/17/2002During the summer after Harry's fourth year, Sirius's name is cleared after Peter Pettigrew is caught. He has now taken up the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts....
The Week of Preocupied Interests by Emmaline Vaine
10/12/2006One week throught the eyes of everyone. Books, clothing, shoes, and more objests go flying through the air!
Making Moony Laugh by The Raven
09/16/2003Fred and George discover who Moony and Padfoot really are. Then, over the long hot summer at Grimmauld Place, they discover who Moony and Padfoot are to each other.
Ron's Tricky Truth by blaqlives
09/05/2004The gang visits Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes for the first time since Fred and George abandoned Hogwarts. What tricks do the twins have up their sleeves, and what does their mother have to do with a romantic possibility? A little R/Hr, a whole lotta wheezes.
Those Muggles must be nutty! by AliceMione
07/02/2002You shan't meddle with things you don't know!!! But tell that ``Fred and George... Today they'll form their very personal opinion towards Muggles ``and of course, it's someone else who suffers. :)
Fred Fluff by Aurora
04/07/2003An adorable piece of Fred/Angelina fluff.
Why Don't We Fall In Love? by Alysia Twilight
02/27/2003It's Ron's 17th Birthday, and Hermione gets him a cool present. But, does this present represent Lurve? And why is everyone surprised about the Fred and George situation?
What Is Love? by crazy4malfoy
09/24/2007Hermione is in an abusive relationship with her boyfriend, Ron. What happens when Ginny tries to help her best friend out? Hermione/Sirius and Ginny/Remus
Always Her That Gets Wet by Ciara Lark
08/16/2002Hermione suffers from a broken heart, via Ron. Harry is in reclusive hiding in Arkansas, Fred and George are running amok with WWW?!?! Is there anyone who can stop the madness. Why, of course, its the dashing, the heroic, the totaly to die for... Neville Longbottom! Hold on... NEVILLE? Laughs, tears and romance ensue as Hermione tries to pick up the pieces of a broken heart.