Diricawl
Curses Are Forever by Diricawl Corrupt
08/12/2006It was supposed to be a pleasant holiday, a chance to forget all his troubles, forget all his cares. What Ron Weasley, secret agent, found in Egypt, however, was more than pyramids and room service. Animated mummies, cursed tombs, illegal fake wand production, ex-girlfriends, and family obligations turn his pleasant holiday into a working vacation. All in the line of duty. Prequel to Weasley, Ron Weasley.
Only Human by Diricawl
06/16/2005When Ron is hit by a vicious spell while protecting Harry during a battle with Death Eaters, it strips him of his magical powers. Now nothing more than a glorified Squib, Ron battles his increasing fears of inadequacy, abandonment, and loss while trying to find some way to regain his magic and prove he is still worthy of being a Gryffindor. To his surprise, while Harry pulls further away, and others only show him pity, one lone person stands at his side and helps him through the difficult transition.
Fame Isn\\\'t Everything by Diricawl
12/01/2004It\\\'s many years post-Hogwarts, and the members of the Order are all scattered to the wind. Harry Potter is no longer the most talked about wizard in the world. The magical community has a new hero now: a man named Jack Barnes, more commonly referred to as The Man Who Killed Voldemort. But when he\\\'s kidnapped, it\\\'s up to the disbanded Order of the Phoenix to find him and save the wizarding world once more. Trouble is, they haven\\\'t spoken in seven years and they\\\'re not interested.
Sitting underneath a willow tree in his back yard, Ron is contemplating his lot in life as Harry Potter\'s Best Friend, when his other best friend comes along and tries to Communicate. The result is a deeper look at what makes Ron tick, and why he and Hermione stick by Harry no matter what.
Ron Weasley\'s Guide to Kidnapping Your Best Friend by Diricawl
05/04/2004The evening before Hermione\'s wedding to Viktor Krum, Ron realises that he\'s in love with her and always has been. Unable to accept that he\'s missed his chance, Ron devises a way to stop the wedding–by kidnapping Hermione. Needless to say, she\'s less than pleased and things don\'t go exactly according to plan. He has to convince her not to marry Krum while at the same time ensuring she doesn\'t hate him for the rest of her life. The course of true love never does run smooth.
I Dream of Fandom by Diricawl
04/05/2004The inhabitants of Hogwarts are having trouble sleeping. Why? Because of nightmares, of course. But not just any nightmares; they\'re dreaming about the Fandom, and that\'s enough to scare anyone. No one\'s going to be sleeping tonight...
Little Leo by Diricawl
03/12/2004As nineteen year-old Regulus Black contemplates his dark and uncertain future over a firewhiskey in The Leaky Cauldron, he has an unpleasant encounter with James Potter that leaves him changed forever.
Black Heart by Diricawl
02/10/2004As she enters Azkaban and is locked away, Bellatrix Lestrange remembers her past, looks towards the future, and struggles to hold onto the present. Companion piece to Black Beauty and Black Magic.
Black Magic by Diricawl
01/31/2004Nine months pregnant, Andromeda Tonks reflects on the family she turned from and the family she gained in a letter to her unborn daughter. Companion piece to Black Beauty.
Chasing Luna by Diricawl
01/11/2004Neville likes Ginny, but doesn\'t know how to tell her. Enter Luna, who agrees to help Neville win Ginny\'s heart in exchange for his assistance on some experiments. But when Luna\'s experimental potions have some surprising results, Neville begins to wonder if he\'s chasing the right girl. (N/G, N/L)
Zero at the Bone by Diricawl
11/13/2003Seventeen year old Theodore Nott just wants to play Quidditch. Instead he\'s going to be made a Death Eater.
Tripe and Tea Leaves by Diricawl
09/27/2003“Might I ask you to escort Sibyll back upstairs, Professor McGonagall?” “Of course,” said McGonagall. “Up you get, Sibyll...” Sometimes, when it is darkest, what you need is not a friend, but a colleague. And sometimes, that colleague needs something too.
Midnight Confessions by Diricawl
09/26/2003In the middle of the night, while recovering in the Hospital Wing, Ron and Hermione discuss Harry, Sirius, what happened in the Department of Mysteries, and Ron\'s inability to understand females. R/Hr undertones.
Blaise Zabini and the Pudding of Doom by Diricawl
09/07/2003One Halloween in February, all hell breaks loose. Featuring CrossDressing!Harrry, Banana!Ron, DracoMalfoy!Hermione, Gothic!Hannah, an excessive use of parentheses, and a hell of a lot of pudding.
Black Beauty by Diricawl
09/01/2003Narcissa Malfoy reflects on her childhood, family, loyalty, power, and what it means to be beautiful.
Echoes of War by Diricawl
05/11/20032048: Patricia Kinney is a biographer, it\'s her job to tell stories. Her current book is about the Black Arts War and the subsequent defeat of Voldemort. When a mysterious package arrives, she finds herself lost in the letters of those who actually lived it. A story of friendships, trust, danger, and fear, Patricia gets more than she could have ever hoped for. She gets inside the mind of Harry Potter.
Promise You Won\'t Forget Me by Diricawl
04/04/2003Ron Weasley has been missing presumed dead for five years. Trying to relax and get her mind off things, Hermione decides to take a magical Carribean cruise. On the cruise she runs into Harry who she hasn’t seen in three years, although they’ve been communicating. Everything should have been wonderful; sunning, swimming, reconnecting with an old friend, and making new ones. Then a red–headed stranger appears, and Hermione’s relaxing Carribean cruise becomes a fight for her life—and her heart.
The Man With The Golden Wand by Diricawl
01/05/2003Bond!Ron is back! This time he\'s sent to Boston, Massachusetts in the good ol\' US of A to recapture Draco Malfoy who seems to have escaped. And Malfoy\'s not the only person from Ron\'s past who\'s in Boston — Hermione\'s there as well. She\'s working as an agent for the American Aurors, the very agent Ron\'s been partnered with. Their sleuthing leads them to a nightclub called the Electric Dragon, home of every nefarious activity in the Boston area. While Harry\'s mooning after Ginny and Ginny\'s mooning after Malfoy, Ron and Hermione have to figure out a way to work together without killing each other. No one ever said the course of true love ran smooth.
The Road Less Traveled by Diricawl
11/23/2002A short piece on why Hermione chose Ron. Her thoughts. Set to a poem by Robert Frost.
Hell Hath No Fury by Diricawl
10/06/2002*SEQUEL* to It\'s So Difficult to be Mature. Lily Potter, the daughter of the Boy Who Lived, is in her seventh and final year at Hogwarts. But how can she have a normal year with creepy midnight visitors, students disappearing mysteriously, a crazy murderess who’s out for revenge, and the fact that she’s falling for her best friend? Sometimes it isn’t easy to be a teenage witch. (Permanent WIP)
Weasley, Ron Weasley by Diricawl
09/29/2002Ron Weasley is a secret Agent for a special branch of the Ministry. Hermione Granger is the girl who left him ten years ago. Now his mission involves her, and the man she\'s pretending she\'s in love with—Draco Malfoy. Along with Harry and Ginny, they all end up in the happiest place on earth: Monte Carlo.
It\'s So Difficult to be Mature by Diricawl
08/01/2002Post Hogwarts. A new evil looms on the horizon and it\'s up to Harry, Ron, and Draco Malfoy to stop it. But if you think their wives are just going to sit idily by, you\'ve got another thing coming. Chock full of mystery, psychotic evil witches, necromancy, hypnosis spells, and much more.
Quidditch Analogies II by Diricawl
07/04/2002George and Alicia dated once. It\'s Fred and Angelina\'s wedding and old feelings are surfacing. What part do Quidditch analogies and Snape in tennis shorts play in this? Find out. G/Al
Never Is Impossible by Diricawl
06/29/2002At first all he only saw her as Weasley\'s little sister. When he realized how he felt, he realized it might be too late. A short D/G ficlet.
Quidditch Analogies by Diricawl
06/29/2002Angelina got angry with Fred for standing her up again. What happens when he follows her out to the Quidditch pitch and they toss the ol\' Quaffle around?