Kelsey Potter

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails....And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-8a, 13 [NIVUK edition]

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Sirius and Remus visit Panera Bread one crisp afternoon for a little nourishment.

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Inchworm by Kelsey Potter

The Kingdom of Kissell has a mysterious pull for Harry James Potter. Two-second sound bytes, swirls of colour, faces and places and names, all too fast to get a coherant picture, but all calling him to that mysterious place...Kissell, the kingdom at the end of the Road that Leads to the End of the World. What awaits him there and why he feels such a mysterious bond to the kingdom, he does not yet know, but he will...and when he finds out, it will be the biggest shock of his life.

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My name is James Adonijah Potter. I am fifteen years old. I am a wizard. And I have--had--a baby sister named Elisabeth Harriet Potter. This is her story.

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Every long lost dream lead me to where you are... This much I know is true: That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you. ~Rascal Flatts

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The last time. I swear to Merlin this is the last time...tonight I’ve got to say it, got to tell the truth. We can't keep doing this.

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Every girl dreams of simple joys in her life: romantic dates, secret passion, and her One True Love sweeping her off her feet. For Ginny Weasley, there were moments when she feared she would never have those few little joys. However, following Voldemort's defeat, she gets a second chance with Harry Potter, the man she loves. HP/GW, HG/RW.

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//But don't forget who's taking you home And in whose arms you're gonna be, So, darling, Save the last dance for me.// ~Save the Last Dance for Me, Michael Bulbe

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After ten years...most of the secrets are gone. After ten rarely see anything that surprises you anymore. After ten think you know everything there is to know. After ten years...there is nothing left to unwrap. After ten secret can still be deadly.

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"/In Flanders' fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below./" ~John McCrae, /In Flanders' Fields/

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What if Harry Potter had a sister? What if she looked exactly like Lily Potter? What if he also had an older brother? What if Harry Potter had a twin? This fic answers those questions. An alternate version of Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's stone guaranteed to keep you asking for more!

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Love is hard to come by, but it's even harder to let go...and sometimes, it's hard to share.

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"He is not drunk, who from the floor Can rise again to drink some more.......... But he is drunk who prostrate lies, And cannot drink --- and cannot rise!" ~Irish toast

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What if everything you'd ever known, everything you'd come to believe, was suddenly stood on end? How do you stand right-side-up in an upside-down world? And how do you love your family--the only family you have--family you just met--when you're too afraid of the past to embrace the future?

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"Talk with us, Lord, Thyself reveal, While here o’er earth we rove; Speak to our hearts, and let us feel The kindling of Thy love."

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" Of...winds...that...die..." ~Richard Peck, Ghosts I Have Been. Love can help or hinder, heal or hurt, create or destroy...and no one knows that better than Harry Potter, and Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley...

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"Enjoy the spring of love and youth, To some good angel leave the rest, For time will teach thee soon the truth, "There are no birds in last year's nest."" ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, It Is Not Always May

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A father's desperate, helpless plea...when there's no one else to turn to, turn to God. Companion piece to So Dear to My Heart.

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When someone mysteriously deposits a baby on a doorstep, it's always strange. But it's even stranger when that doorstep belongs to four male bachelors--and even stranger when the drop-off was intentional. The four men bond with their little lady, but when her mother shows up, what will happen to the family they've forged?

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"Letters are among the most significant memorial a person can leave behind them." ~Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. "The art of art, the glory of expression and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity." ~Walt Whitman

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The night after graduation is supposed to be an exciting event...but when everything is cancelled, it looks like a major bust. It's up to the least likely suspect for something like this to plan a way to make this night special for all three of them....

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"Photographs and memories Christmas cards you sent to me All that I have are these To remember you..."

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"Becca, he says they've got the best potion master in the world and he could easily help her, the Dark Lord need only ask it. And he'd do it for free. Becca, it's the best chance for her." He grew quiet. "The only chance for her. If I'm right..." He didn't finish his sentence. When faced with the loss of his child...a man will do anything to save the infant's life...even join up with the wrong side.

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Part 1 of a series. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are heading for Elizabeth City by air...but they have to fly through (dun dun dunnnnn...) Chicago O'Hare. Will they manage to survive...the Layover from Hell?

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Harry's first Christmas. James and Lily have an argument. Will they make up in time, or will Christmas--and their lives--be ruined?

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When the Beauxbatons students arrived, there were twelve students hoping they would be chosen as champion. Then there was Simone, the reporter. Told first-person from Simone's point of view, this provides an alternate look at Goblet of Fire.

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Saint Maybe by Kelsey Potter

"No one ever died wishing they'd spent more time at the office." ~Jim Hundley

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As Hermione packs for Hogwarts in her seventh year, she remembers the memories in every fold of cloth, every page of every book, every string of every quill pen, and shares them with the reader.

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Who to trust by Kelsey Potter

The summer following the Triwizard Tournament, Severus Snape opened the door to find the last two people he would have expected to see there: Lily and James Potter. Now it's up to Harry, with Ron and Hermione ever by his side and maybe a little help from Snape, to determine who to trust in a world of deciet and lies. But he must hurry: every day he lies in indesicion takes him a step closer to the death planned for him.

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"Love is like a violin--the music may stop now and then, ``but the strings are still there."~Anonymous. Sequel to Slow Dance.

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Chorale: A hymn of the Lutheran church, usually written for four voice harmony. Many chorales were written by J. S. Bach, which serve as a basis for the rules of partwriting. The melody is usually in the top voice, with supporting harmony in the lower voices. Allegro: 1. A fast tempo marking between Allegretto and Vivace. 2. A composition in fast tempo, especially the first and last movements of a sonata, symphony, etc. Two siblings, as different as day and night, light and dark... Gryffindor and Slytherin... chorale and allegro.

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"No star ever rose or set without influence somewhere." ~Lord Lytton (Edward Robert Bulwer Lytton) ("Owen Meredith"), Lucile (pt. II, canto VI).

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"The human life is like the shadow of a flying bird, which lasts only as long as the bird is flying overhead. But eventually the bird will pass by, or cease to fly, and then the shadow is gone forever." -The Shadow of a Flying Bird, Mordicai Gerstein. When you have friends, it may seem like that's all you need in life. But when your friends are disappearing one by one and your whole world seems stood on its head, when you start to realise there's more to life than you've always thought, you may need to do more than step back and smell the roses. You may need to acknowledge that the roses are even there first.

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The Outsider by Kelsey Potter

"They walked out slowly, silently, smiling. ``"Need a haircut, greaser?" The medium-sized blond pulled a knife out of his back pocket and flipped the blade open. ``I finally thought of something to say. "No." I was backing up, away from that knife. Of course I backed right into one of them. They had me down in a second. I fought to get loose, and almost did for a second; then they tightened up on me and slugged me a couple of times. So I lay still, swearing at them between gasps. A blade was held against my throat.``"How'd you like that haircut to begin just below the chin?"" ~S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders

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Silent Night by Kelsey Potter

"Time has been transformed, and we have changed; it has advanced and set us in motion; it has unveiled its face, inspiring us with bewilderment and exhilaration." ~Kahlil Gibran

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Austin by Kelsey Potter

"She left without leavin' a number-- Said she needed to clear her mind. He figured she'd gone back to Austin, 'Cause she talked about it all the time. It was almost a year before she called him up. Three rings and an answering machine is what she got: 'If you're callin' 'bout the car, I sold it; If this is Tuesday night I'm bowling; If you've got somethin' to sell, you're wastin' your time, I'm not buyin'. If it's anybody else, wait for the tone, You know what to do; And P.S., if this is Austin, I still love you.'" Austin by Blake Shelton

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"Just remember: the most important part of a wedding is that, at the end of it, you're married. It doesn't matter what happens before that, as long as that's how it finishes up." ~Elsa Larson to daughter Karen on her wedding day

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Reflections by Kelsey Potter

"You many recognize [werewolves] by these marks: they are pale, their vision feeble, their eyes dry, tongue very dry, and the flow of saliva stopped; but they are thirsty." ~Montague Summers, The Werewolf

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"Roll of thunder, / hear my cry, / Over the water, / by and by, / Ole' man comin' / down the line, / Whip in hand to / wear me down, / But I ain't / gonna let him / Turn me 'round." ~Slave spiritual

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"To be left alone, and face to face with my own crime, had been just retribution." ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. "A prince never lacks legitimate reasons to break his promise." ~Niccolo Machiavelli. "There is no greater fraud than a promise not kept." ~Gaelic proverb. [Contains HBP spoilers.]

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Libby has spent thirty years working in lycanthropology. Never, in all that time, did she expect one of the people she's helped to come and thank her, nor that they would ask to join the team... even less that it would be the one person she set out to help.

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It is a cold, wintry Christmas Eve during Harry's sixth year. The sixth years, in various states of depression, are lounging about the common room when Neville bursts in clutching a copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Curious, the sixth years decide to read it. Hilarity and pervertedness ensue.

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"You must conquer your fears, lest they conquer you." But what to do when your greatest fear is five-foot-two, wears petticoats and slippers, smiles sweetly...and makes your life a living hell? There's really only one thing to do. You bring her down.

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"Were floods of tears to be unloosed In tribute to my grief, The doves of Noah ne'er had roost Nor found an olive-leaf." ~Cicero (Marcus Tullius Cicero), Epistles (IV, 5)

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"A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him." ~H. Mathews

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"She stared at her reflection in the mirror and tried to imagine the girl she’d been back then, or even before that. She couldn’t. It was like trying to imagine an imaginary friend she hadn’t pretended to see since she was six. As far as her mind was concerned, that girl no longer existed, and she hadn’t even been real. But that girl had existed. She knew it, because she had been that girl..."

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Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. [KJV, Matthew 26:34]

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"In ashes of despaire, though burnt, shall make thee live." ~Sir Phillip Sidney, Arcadia.

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The Party by Kelsey Potter

That was a really wild party.... Ginny Weasley goes to a birthday party for one of her good friends, simply for something to do. Based on a true story.

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All her life, she had cried out for him when she woke up, alone and afraid, from a horrific nightmare. And all her life, it was he who had helped her. But what's a father to do when he no longer has the power to make his little girl's nightmares all better?

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Sparkle by Kelsey Potter

"The dwarf sees farther than the giant, when he has the giant's shoulders to mount on." ~Samuel Coleridge, The Friend When you're the middle in a large family, it's easy to get lost in the shuffle. But what if all your siblings are special--and you're not good at anything?

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The Trial by Kelsey Potter

Betrayal. Death. A deadly trap. Capture. And the trial that there ensued. If you are looking for a light story, look somewhere else. This is not such a story. This is the tale of the Trial of Ronald Bilius Weasley.

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Recovering from the events of Goblet of Fire, Ron and Harry are at Hermione's house. In a last-ditch effort to cheer everybody up, Hermione logs on to none other than FICTION ALLEY ITSELF!!! In a few minutes, the whole lot is laughing over a humourous romance! (note: implied H/Hr)

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The summer before her third year, Hermione signed up for an inter-collegiate pen-pal program, then promptly forgot about it...until she received a letter from one Brynja Snorrisdotter. Taking place starting in the third year and moving on up.

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"The heart bow'd down by weight of woe, To weakest hope will cling, To thought and impulse while they flow, That can no comfort bring, That can, that can no comfort bring, With those exciting scenes will blend, O'er pleasure's pathway thrown; But mem'ry is the only friend That grief can call its own." ~Alfred Bunn, Bohemian Girl````Four years after James and Lily's deaths, Remus Lupin has reached the end of his hope, dangling at the brink of despair. It takes a seemingly minor gift from a special child to bring hope back into his heart. Sweet, short one-shot.

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Reminiscing by Kelsey Potter

"To live in hearts we leave behind, Is not to die." ~Thomas Campbell, Hallowed Ground (st. 6).

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Jimmy by Kelsey Potter

Did Harry Potter really never have friends when he was a child, or were there one or two insignificant enough that they were never mentioned? What happened to them? Did Harry ever see them again?````This is the story of a lonely little boy, how he found two friends, lost them, and found them again. This is the story of Harry Potter, but you'd never get his friends to recognise it as anything but the tale of Jimmy.

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Slow Dance by Kelsey Potter

"Somewhere there waiteth in this world of ours For one lone soul another lonely soul, Each choosing each through all the weary hours, And meeting strangely at one sudden goal, Then blend they, like green leaves with golden flowers, Into one beautiful and perfect whole; And life's long night is ended, and the way Lies open onward to eternal day." ~Edwin Arnold, Somewhere There Waiteth

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I can’t believe I’ve lost him. I just can’t.... Preparing to leave, to spend the remainder of the summer before his final year at Hogwarts somewhere else, Harry takes a few moments to speak to the only one he can tell anything without feeling ashamed: his diary. A sort of companion piece to The End of Innocence and The Beginning of the End, but not a sequel.

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Count Me In by Kelsey Potter

If heartaches and tears and shadows of doubt``Are part of the deal, you can count me out``But if you're talking about a game I can win``You can count me in````A tale of love, a tale of hope, of trust, and of dispair. This is the tale of Harry and Hermione.

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Virginia creeper: native woody vine of the grape family, tall growing and popular as a wall covering in the temperate United States. It has blue-black berries and clings by disk-tipped tendrils, some branches hanging free in graceful festoons. The five-fingered leaves—brilliant yellow to red in the fall—are sometimes confused with the three-fingered poison ivy. ``````A boy fighting for the lives of all he knows and cares for--and a great many he doesn't. A girl trying to make her way in a new and unfamiliar world. An ancient magic binding them both. And above it all, a darkness surrounding the home they have grown to know and love, drawing ever closer, threatening not only them but all around them.

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The Owl by Kelsey Potter

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, ``Over many a quaint and curious spellbook I'd not read before, ``While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,``As of someone gently rapping, rapping at the dorm room door.``"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "rapping at the dorm room door--``This it is, and nothing more."````But it isn't...and we all know it. A parody of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven".

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Tied for first. Oh, my God. Dad is so not going to be happy with me. ``````A short fic exploring what Cedric might've been thinking before the third task.

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Emptiness by Kelsey Potter

Ginny sat in her room. Alone. She wasn’t going to talk to anyone. She couldn’t.````He was gone.

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"You used to smile all the time. Why don't you smile anymore? What's changed?"````How am I supposed to answer her without frightening her? She’s five years old. She doesn’t need to know what happened in the Department of Mysteries. She doesn’t need to know what I’ve seen, what I’ve experienced...

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Father's Day by Kelsey Potter

It's the last school day before Father's Day, and the class is making cards for their fathers. What is poor Harry to do?

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Draco has cast a spell, and as a result the whole school now spontaneously breaks into song. Mayhem ensues as the students--and even the teachers--find themselves unable to conceal even their deepest secrets. Rated PG-13 for violence, scary scenes, and mild language. Based on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical by the same name.

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His father always called him Mini-Me. His mother called him Pumpkin. His godfather called him Little Bit. His daughter called him Daddy. Everybody else, years later, called him the Boy-Who-Lived. But his real name, the name his best friends and I always called him by, was Harry...

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1997 by Kelsey Potter

Sequel to 1978. James, Sirius, and Remus, through a complete fluke, wind up in the future, right in time to visit Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Someone is ill, someone dies, someone's romance continued and all but one Marauder knows what will happen. (H/H, RL/PE)

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The story of Petunia's life. It begins with a romance--Lily's--and ends with a wedding, Petunia's. Twists and turns abound! Petunia explains what she thinks of her sister, why Harry was treated the way he was, and many other things. Told from Petunia's POV, most of the time.

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"Strawberry shortcake,``Cream on top,``Tell me the name of your sweetheart.``Is it A, B, C, D, E..."````Several girls, half of our favorite couples, jump rope to the same rhyme, and their results may be a bit...revealing...(H/H, MM/TR, L/J)

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Harry opened the Daily Prophet one morning to discover three-inch headlines: Sirius Black Declared Posthumously Innocent. About five seconds later, he found himself swamped with letters from friends. A one-shot explaining what other people's reactions might have been to such an article.

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Smoke, fire, flames. Not that uncommon an occurrance at Hogwarts these days--Hagrid gets drunk about twice a month and sets his bed on fire. But one night, during a particularly dry spell just before Christmas break, the fire spreads to the castle...````Songfic to Kenny Chesney's The Simple Things.

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The September of Harry's seventh year, too much has happened. Too many people he loved have been lost. He resolves to cut himself off from everyone he ever loved for fear of hurting them or killing them, and he succeeds. In fact, he succeeds so well that he actually forgets that he ever knew any of the people who once meant so much to him. It will take a very special person to bring back his memories and make him remember when...

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The Doll by Kelsey Potter

Sirius Black once had a family. They were lost to him forever one night, leaving him with nothing but a fragile, delicate yarn doll that his older sister made for him. Ten years later, Sirius started at Hogwarts-and he still had the doll his sister made him. Years later, he passed the doll on to his godson, who lost the doll the night his parents were killed. Fourteen years later, the boy-who-lived returned to his parents' home to see what he could find.

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"It was just a joke. Really. We didn't intend for anyone to get hurt. If we'd known... well, we wouldn't have done it. But it's too late for that now. And the blame is as much mine as it is his. It was his idea, but I went along with it. God, how could I have been so careless? Mom always said our pranks would get us into trouble one day."

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Harry Caesar by Kelsey Potter

After reading one too many HP/Shakespeare crossovers (one) and one too many Shakespeare plays (three) I decided to try my hand at one of my own. If anyone has read the play Julius Caesar, you know where this is going. If you don't... well, it's the story of Julius Caesar and his downfall. I just figured it would be cool to write a fic where Harry is Julius Caesar, Ron is Marc Antony, Draco is Cassius, Neville is Brutus, and more characters are introduced each scene. Intended in fun, please don't come after me with the Killing Curse!

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Here it is, for all of you who asked for it--Rita Skeeter is back, with a new article chock-full of evil and revealing quotes! Enjoy and laugh!

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1978 by Kelsey Potter

Walking down a deserted corridor, Hermione Granger disobeyed everything five-and-a-half years in the wizarding world had taught her and leaned too close to a mysterious white spiral. Falling through a time vortex nineteen years back in time, she meets the Marauders. Befriending them, as well as several other important characters, she tells no one of the future but Remus Lupin. Contains: OotP spoilers, implied H/H, implied RL/PE

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Someone has died. A twin. His heartbroken twin is left to carry on, to explain to his confused brother what happened.

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Harry eats too much of a mystery dish at dinner. Mayhem insues. This fic includes: pinning the cast of Harry Potter and JKR to a crazed fan's wall, a daring rescue and hilarious circumstances, foriegn exchange students, Ron's cousin, the Harry Potter book collection, baboons on flying goats (don't ask), Darth Vader's stunt double, the Monkees, the Beatles, exploding Ron, and a french fry up someone's nose. Rated PG because there's nothing worse than that in it, but so wierd that no one really ought to read it.

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Next in the Monty Python series--it's Draco's turn! Enjoy!

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A sort of prologue to my fic "Forty Shades of Bewilderment". A ballad of sorts about Kelsey Potter, Harry Potter, Cedric Potter (or Cedric Diggory), Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Jenny Wren, and Jessica Potter. Each stanza ends with "long time ago".

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Arithmancy has been cancelled due to Professor Vector's illness, so the class goes to Muggle Studies. They are given a questionnaire to fill out--the modified, adapted, and considerably shortened but still insanely long registration to MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!!! Hermione fills it out, with hilarious consequenses.

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Hermione and Harry notice that, with their romance blossoming, Ron seems a bit left out. He's not so left out, however, when a girl pushes him into the lake. Soon, he is sitting by the lake with her as the lake's romantic magic draws couples from all of the Hogwarts houses to its banks. Songfic to Can You Feel the Love Tonight? from The Lion King.

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If you have dreams of marrying Draco Malfoy, this fic is not for you! An eleven-year-old girl starts Hogwarts and falls in love with Draco—and he loves her back! A love story with a few unexpected twists, several brand-new characters, and—of course—a very unusual Draco romance!

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Minerva was just coming down for breakfast when she heard the news. A dark wizard had just murdered her Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, a wizard who called himself Lord Voldemort. Then Lucifer, a Slytherin boy in her year, sprung the news on her: Lord Voldemort was none other than Tom Marvelo Riddle. That was the last Minerva heard from him for fifty-one years, until she recieved a startling letter at breakfast... MM/TR

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Harry and Hermione are married and have way too many kids. Living in a typical Muggle home, they have a whole bunch of problems, including a broken washing machine, sour milk, missed dinner dates, and small children with nightmares, but that's all right, because to an Auror working all the time, life with his family is 'just another day in Paradise'.

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The Reunion by Kelsey Potter

Hogwarts is having a reunion! Even the alumni who are dead and have not become ghosts are permitted to come. So, of course, that means Lily and James, who are NOT pleased with the way their son's life is going. Note: This story contains one of my own characters (Harry's twin sister Kelsey) and portrays Cedric Diggory as their older brother. If you do not like this, then do not read my fic.

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It seems routine enough for the Ministry. A basic raid at the Malfoy mansion. But a routine raid goes horribly wrong when Mr. Malfoy holds his two children, fifteen-year-old Draco and eleven-year-old Amber, hostage to prevent the Ministry from coming in. When he literally lets go of Draco, the Ministry breaks down the door and comes in anyway. By the time Mr. Malfoy is through with this force, fourteen of the original fifteen wizards lie dead on the floor, and the final wizard is seriously wounded. Draco must commit a desperate act if he is to save that last wizard, as well as his sister and himself. From Draco's point of view.

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Fourteen-year-old Ginny is at a graveyard. Her love, the one person she cared about but never told, lies cold and still under the ground. She tells him everything.

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The final war against Voldemort has begun. Almost every boy at Hogwarts in the fifth through seventh year, with the exception of Crabbe and Goyle, has joined the fight against the Death Eater's army: the Army, the Navy, the Air Force, the Marines, or the Coast Guard. It is extremely hard, both on the soldiers going off to fight and the girls forced to remain behind. A songfic to the Dixie Chicks' "Travelin' Soldier". Includes a little HP/HG, RW/OC, NL/OC, CC/GW.

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Rita Skeeter has returned! She turns into a beetle and goes ferreting (all right, beetling) around Hogwarts and gets many, many, many interesting quotes. Some of them are veeery revealing! What are they? Who said them? You must read to find out!

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It is Remus Lupin's sixth year. Following a joke played on Snape by Sirius, a joke that almost got both Snape and James killed, Remus is on trial. Locked in a cage at the end of the hall, watching his little sister and his best friends struggling not to cry, he reflects on his family life, how he became a werewolf... and the painful memory of the last time he was here, on the other side of the cage, watching his sister struggle with herself as she awaits her fate. Told first person from Remus Lupin's point of view.

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Je crois... by Kelsey Potter

Je crois des miracles... Je crois des promenades longes dans le pleut... Je crois des chants mal a' minuit... Je crois toi...

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Sequel to The End of Innocence. On the long flight to America, Harry is scared and in pain inside. In anguish, he tells his thoughts to the only person on the flight he can tell and not be overheard-his diary.

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The Triwizard Tournament is over. Voldemort is back. Terror and fright is everywhere. You don't know who to trust or who you can turn to. In times like that, often a journal is the only place you can turn to. Harry discusses his pain, his anguish, his guilt. A songfic to Cat Stevens's "Oh, Very Young".

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A certain someone muses over his love for our friend Lavender Brown. A short songfic to Something There from the movie Beauty and the Beast.

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Yeah, yeah, we all know what happened the night Lily and James died-how Voldemort killed them, he couldn't kill Harry, Hagrid took Harry to the Dursleys, Sirius was accused, etc. etc. etc. But we don't know the whole story. A slightly angsty fic that delves a little deeper into the lives of seven people affected or in some way connected with that fateful night.

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