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This is the story of a broom closet at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. What inhabitants has it seen?
Hermione is in a ruthless game of Truth or Dare, but games are just for fun, right? She's about to discover that that is truly wrong.
Your best friend is an utter idiot. Your teachers don’t understand the significance of sporting trendy and exotic hair accessories. Your dream guy is a complete prick, not to mention slightly twisted and evil. Your sister is smart. Really, really smart. And Blaise Zabini wants to beat you up. ``But life is still bearable because, after all, you are the prettiest witch in your year. ``Oh, no wait. That’s Padma…..
Sequel to Free Will and Fate. Harry and Neville share the harsh reality of being the Boy Who Lived, Hogwarts politics and experience the uncertainty of relationships in the face of pending death.
Lavender Brown had once wondered what it would be like to lead a life like Harry Potter. But not for very long. After all, what with being in the most popular house at Hogwarts, having a best friend like Parvati Patil and magical powers, who needs a scar on your forehead and a fight to the death with the Dark Lord? However, Lavender’s life is not as it seems. She has a secret that she needs to keep a secret and when Zacharias Smith discovers this, Lavender enters into a pact that ends up being a lot more than she bargained for…
COMPLETE. What is it about Scarlett that sparks a phenomenon unlike any Hogwarts has ever seen? What is it about her candid newsletter that has the boys writing her avid fan mail? What is it about this woman that has the girls seething with jealousy? What is it about her that sends the teachers to the end of their last nerve? And why in the world has she fallen in love with Gregory Goyle? Is there more to her than meets the eye? Find out in "The Scarlett Letter"! Based on true events.
Harry gets an unexpected visit at the Dursleys' from Lavender. Together they must set out on a journey to rescue Lavender's parents. A journey which will include adventure! surprises! danger! and....snogs! *gasp*
Harry falls in love, with Lavender Brown? Snuffles is at Hogwarts, and Lupin the DADA teacher is back teaching again. Harry can do wandless magic.
It's the summer after Seventh Year. Five friends. One summer house. A weekend getaway without parents or rules. Leave your significant others at the door and watch as the wackiness ensues...
Ron, Lavender and Ginny, as well as countless other students (sans Justin Finch-Fletchley who is rather obsessed with Hermione)are sick of the constant flirting between Harry and Hermione. Thing is, they don't seem to realise that they're flirting. Ron's mission: Get them together or die trying. After all, they defeated Voldemort - getting his friends together should be easy, shouldn't it?
Violet Brown lives in the shadow of her witch sister, Lavender. She attends Muggle school, and feels like a stranger in her own family. "She might receive an A in something dull like Composition, but what's that compared to Lavender's O in Transfiguration?" This is the story of a Squib: a minor embarrassment, an unspoken disappointment, a fifteen-year old girl without a country.
Sequel to Archenemy: Malfoys don't discuss feelings, least of all love.
Who needs the trio? Join Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil, two misunderstood Gryffindors as they journey through their first year at Hogwarts.
Parvati Patil has a twin sister and a best friend. One knows her better than she knows herself. And the other one doesn't know her at all.
In the immediate aftermath of the Final Battle, five witches gather to help their hero.
Oliver and Harry find out that there is more to life than Quidditch. Lavender and Parvati find out that there is more to life than makeup and clothes.
Everyone and your best friend is in love with Ron Weasley. Despite your amazing match-making skills, Draco Malfoy and Ginny stubbornly remain in serious denial about their obvious chemistry. Not only is your sister annoyingly smart, but she’s miraculously managed to acquire a real boyfriend. But it’s all okay because you’re making the most of being a single and free (and terribly sexy) witch for the first time since third year. So why do people keep refusing to believe that you’re NOT going out with Harry Potter…? The sequel to Parvati Prevails.
The sequel to More To Life...Oliver, Harry, Lavender and Parvati are still going happy-go-lucky but it turns out that someone has a crush on Harry and Oliver. How will Parvati and Lavender react to this?
Will you marry me? It’s a simple enough sentence right? But for the eight Gryffindors in Harry’s year, each has different experiences with the phrase. They range from R/Hr’s casual proposal, in which they might have easily have been talking about a shopping list, to Pavati having to turn down a very public proposal.
Our favourite couple has been broken up for three years, when Hermione runs into a surprise at Flourish and Blotts.
Parvati stays up late one night, trying to fight away the grief she's feeling when someone comes along to help her find a way through it.
Hermione gets more than a little jealous when a certain someone makes a date with Lavender Brown.
It is January 2002. For three and a half years the supporters of the Dark Arts have been lying low. But all that is about to change... something is rotten in the Wizarding World. Was Voldemort really defeated or did Harry leave some loose ends untied? Now it is up to three young secret agents to uncover the truth. Could Voldemort's sympathiser, as their boss suspects, really be Harry himself? Whatever the answer, you can be sure that these girls are determined to get it. They're smart, they're smooth, they're sassy and they kick Dark-marked ass. They are what wizards and muggles unknowingly depend on. They are Charlie's Angels.
Summer 1997. Percy is a Ministry official working for the Department for International Magical Cooperation. This summer will change his life significantly: love and jealousy, rat tails and international standards.
Ginny finds herself being drawn into a hidden battle of the war that she never knew existed with an unlikely partner whose true intentions are unclear; Hermione and Ron struggle to keep Harry from drowning in emotional isolation, redefining their own friendship in the process. Neville reveals himself to be a force more powerful than anyone suspected with the help of Snape, who gets ambushed by the demons in his past when someone long thought dead shows up as the new DADA professor. Lavender discovers a horrifying bent to her magical abilities and is torn between two terrible choices. They all walk along their chosen path, stumbling in the darkness until a blow is struck that will leave them shattered... but suddenly able to see the light.
Lavender and Hermione have always been at odds. Both of them have fancied the same boys, and both of them have been disappointed. Now that they will be the only girls in their dorm room, they have to either make friends or spend a miserable year with each other. Or, perhaps, they can become something much more beautiful.
"Hello Shoes..." Follow the life of Lavender Brown through conversations with her shoes. See her love life blossom, wither or stay a sad little sapling with rather… loose roots.
Five years after the Downfall of Voldemort and nearly four years after the true start of the Peace, two young veterans meet by accident just north of Amsterdam.
Harry and Hermione go for that walk, and Hermione thinks back on what started the whole thing off.
It is Harry Potter's graduation party and one of the most raucous events that Hogwarts has ever seen. What adds to the chaos is a 'harmless' game of Truth or Dare, where secrets are revealed and very strange (to say the least), dares are given. From this, Harry not only earns the title of the Boy-Who-Lived, but of the Next Marauder.
Harry and Hermione like each other, but can either of them realize it with out the help of they're best friends, Ron, Ginny, & Lavender?
Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown get Hermione to reveal something she'd rather not. H/R/Hr.
Parvati on life, love, and just about everything in between. Contains Lavender/Parvati slash.
The action of my short story Survivors, told from the point of view of the ultimate survivor, Alastor Moody.
Draco makes a bet that he could get any girl in school to go out with him; including Hermione. It works up until her…and then she takes him down. But he might actually fall in love along the way. The end’s not so predictable, though.
A little game started by four girls to cheer Harry up. Harry is introduced to a lot of new information.
Silly ships are spoofed in an even sillier ficlet. - ``“No,” he hissed. “I have just returned from the Dark Lord. I am in severe pain from the affereffects of the Crucio curse. You will tend to my injuries,” he said, stripping off his clothes.``“Fine,” she said, admiring his thin, paper white body.
Lavender Brown is processing samples from the brutal murder of Millicent Bullstrode and is in love with her flatmate and confidante, Zacharias Smith. Ronald Weasley is bodyguarding Draco Malfoy, who is a predicted next victim for Millicent’s killer and is struggling with being a gay boy in a straight world. Susan Bones is training to be an auror but can’t make a patronus. She wishes that more people had the sense to not get into relationships. Zacharias Smith is sick of being bossed around by Daily Prophet executives and is going to ask Ginny Weasley to move in with him. Mister Darcy is a cat. He thinks they’re all a bit pathetic really. But he still hasn’t forgiven Lavender for the scalping.
Seamus Finnigan has everything a man could ever want. Money. Booze. Girls. But deep down he feels unfulfilled, and as usual it falls to our one and only hero to help.
Divination is an imprecise branch of magic ... or is it? Harry, Hermione, Ron and Lavender plus a few Gryffindors try to find out one night after a heated argument between Ron and Lavender.
Well meaning, if somewhat shallow and inept, Lavender Brown pairs up with her best friend Parvati Patil to defeat the mysterious Anti-Gryffindor, but things, alas, are not as they seem...
It's seventh year, Hermione's accidentally fallen out of the closet, and Ginny is mostly at fault. So they form a Gay-Straight Alliance at Hogwarts to combat the homophobic schemes of local Gossip Queen Lavender Brown. The club will revolutionize Hogwarts, but will we ever find out exactly what (or who) it is that Hermione wants? Also featuring rebellious!Ginny, Harry and his mystery man, and political T-shirts. Have fun! (contains femmeslash and slash).
One week throught the eyes of everyone. Books, clothing, shoes, and more objests go flying through the air!
"I can’t see her – Her! – in the next bed, not through the hangings – but I can hear her ... She's lying there peacefully, not a care in the world, while I'm lying here crying on my pillow ... After all, it seems she's the one Ron wants." (Hermione/Ron/Lavender triangulation, set during HBP.)
Hermione is in an abusive relationship with her boyfriend, Ron. What happens when Ginny tries to help her best friend out? Hermione/Sirius and Ginny/Remus
Fred and George Weasley wanted to create havoc at Hogwarts, even though they already left. Four innocent students want cash, thrills, and vengeance. What do you get when you add them together? This fic.
Life’s not peachy when you’re obsessed with hair… How does Lavender cope with Potions homework, Slytherin-induced humiliation and an always-grumpy-in-the-mornings Parvati while still finding time to set up Ron and Hermione? Be warned, there is soggy fluff – it got drenched in the pumpkin juice. (Eventual LB/DT.)
Why hasn't Harry ever had a steady girlfriend? Lavender's got a good idea why. Once Harry's got a push in the right direction, he realizes that maybe Draco doesn't look so much like a ferret after all. Actually, he's kind of hot...Slashy, fluffy, and (hopefully) funny!
ONESHOT. PostHBP. "By the time you recieve this letter, I will be either dead or far away from here. If I had a choice in this situation, please know that I would never do anything to hurt someone, especially you..."
When Hermione mysteriously disappears one night, and is nowhere to be found, Harry is forced to raise their daugher Caitlyn alone. Ten years later, Caitlyn recieves her Hogwarts letter, and Harry is forced to reenter the Wizarding World he left behind. There he meets Catherine, who looks exactly like his lost love....
Hermione thought life was going fine (well, as fine as it ever could get), but after a run-in with Draco Malfoy in Diagon Alley, things are looking rather like they used to be. Ron's worried for her, as usual, but she just can't keep away. Then there are the mysterious letters, telling her that he's still alive. Can he be? Everyone has their secrets, it's when they start to come out that the worst happens...
Suicide (and child abuse) is present all over the world, but it is never close to those we know, or is it?
"Sometimes you think that nobody in this damn school is straight." ``Padma reflects.
AU!! Follow the love lives of Hermione, Susan and Lavender, three waitresses in a pizza parlor in Hogsmeade. Lots of romance, makeups, and breakups!
Harry had devised a plan to get his two best friends together… Will it work?
Lavender convinces Parvati to skip out on class.
When Lavender Brown writes a letter to the world, it leaves people at Hogwarts stunned and they react in letters to you, the world.
Songfic to "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" from "The Lion King." Harry appears as Simba!
Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil illustrate to Hermione the true brutality and unjustified malice of jealous schoolgirls as they attempt to enlighten her on her relationship with Ron and Harry.
Ron and Harry find the mirror once again. Harry sees the same thing as last time. But Ron sees something different... a girl....
Hermione decides to tell Ron how she feels about him, but he starts dating Lavender right before she can. She's upset, and as you can imagine, full of angst. Takes place in fifth year.
An ill-advised prank by Draco Malfoy fills the Potions Classroom with an hallucinogenic smoke. Harry and friends embark on a difficult new quest - making it to their next class.
Non-fiction essay about Harry Potter and his 39 classmates. Originally written pre-HBP, this new edition has been revised and corrected in the light of DH canon.
Lavender finds comfort in her best friend after a break-up. Hints of Femslash.
Hermione is her normal worrying self. She worries about Harry as he has shut down to everything around him. What will stop Hermione from crying every night? What will save her from the stress?
Harry and Ron left Hermione behind on the Horcrux Hunt. She helped them anyway. They threw her into Azkaban. She escaped. Ten years later, they believe she was innocent. They'd like forgiveness. She'd like to destroy their society. "The pureblood Mudbrains think that Mudbloods should be kept out of Magical Society. They make a good point. Why on earth would we want to be part of it? Magical Society in Britain is like a dirty little pond contaminated with the excrement of the inbred three-eyed fish living in it.. Why would healthy fish like us want to swim and choke in it?" -- page 35, I'd rather be a Mudblood than a Mudbrain, by H. J. Granger
Her friends are getting older, getting married, and having children. Lavender Brown doesn’t even have a boyfriend, not a proper boyfriend anyway. What she has are issues, and these days most of them are Moon-related.
The wedding of Pansy Parkinson to Lavender Brown, which could be the society wedding of the year.
Hermione, Lavender, and Parvati start a Passbook: a journal for three. They write about normal things at Hogwarts. Like Hermione's crush on a secret some someone, Lavender's obsession of Seamus, and Parvati trying to overcome her pessimistic tendencies. Some (hopefully) witty comments, and a sarcastic(!) Draco.
Everyone's favorite protagonist is back for sixth year! This time he has to start this fic by facing his worst enemy ever. Dudley's driving! A surprise owl, Neville. Join the fun!
Hermione can't concentrate. First Ron has to go and be kind and caring, and then Parvati and Lavender won't stop giggling. Just how desperate will she get for a little peace and quiet?
So... the gang is back for another normal, fun filled year at Hogwarts... right? Wrong! Draco begins to wonder if his feelings towards Ginny are legitimate or if he was just saying things to push Ron's buttons. The rest of the gang experience some turmoil regarding their relationships with each other!
A ridiculous parody of a Harry/Hermione romance.
Parvati and Lavender's project on love divination gets a bit out of hand, and everybody finds out rather more than they wanted to. In Part I, Arithmancy and Divination, we watch the Gryffindors participate in an experiment.
A certain someone muses over his love for our friend Lavender Brown. A short songfic to Something There from the movie Beauty and the Beast.
Draco is on the run from the police when he is accused of murder. A chance encounter with Hermione is the only thing that saves him. Posing as her bookish boyfriend with the help of some glamour the pair find they have more in common than they would ever believe and it’s only a matter of time before real feelings develop in a game of pretend.
Set post OotP, AU, NonHBP. Narrowly escaping death on the way home from Hogwarts, Harry's world changes drastically as he's thrust into a new way of life: The life of an Assassin. No Slash. HarryPadma. Warning: Blood and Violence.
It's the last night in Hogwarts before graduation for Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown. Parvati decides to make it a bit more exciting. *femmeslash* Lavender/Parvati
Lavender always said that Seamus fell in love at the drop of a hat, but who knew that it was such a literal thing?
Sometimes, getting what you thought you wanted isn’t quite enough. A Ginny-centred story. Equal parts femmeslash and het, with teen angst aplenty.
The appearance of virtue can be very misleading. Two Gryffindors go on a mission to unravel the truth and end up finding much more than they bargained for.
After Hogwarts and the war against Voldemort, Harry talks about his life over the last few years for an interview to be featured in the Daily Prophet.
In which Hermione is featured in and out of character, Ron is an unfaithful naughty boy, Dean is left with bruises but isn't important enough to get a line, Ginny seeks revenge and so does Lavender ... And all because Ronnie was in the bathroom.
When a shocking occurance in the Great Hall shatters Lavender's previous beliefs, she watches the other houses. She sees their faults, and for once her own. She wonders about what to do. And most of all, she reconsiders what it is to be a Gryffindor. The last in Mockingbird's What it is to be a... quartet.
During Christmas, Padma finds Lavender in the bathroom and must comfort her.
*Spoilers* Written for a challenge at the Sugar Quill. The double break- up scene of Ron and Lavender, Dean and Ginny. Told from the POV of an innocent witness- if you can call Seamus innocent, that is....
She felt like everything inside of her had been dumped into a cauldron, mixed up and swirled around, and then dumped out at her feet, leaving her to figure out the mess. It was rather annoying, actually. One-shot.
Situations with Hermione Granger were never as simple as they should be. After accepting her invitation to Slughorn's Christmas party, Ron was quickly learning that "simple" was the last word which would ever describe their friendship.
Parvarti was always so beautiful - it almost drove Lavender insane. One night more than any other, and what she thought was so right then, she now wishes hadn't happened. And still, Parvarti is beautiful.
"I found myself attracted to the lighter, sweeter taste of the milk while she indulged deeply in the bittersweet dark; and we laughed at how opposite our urges were from ourselves."````How memories of chocolate can bring you back together, after Hogwarts houses have torn you both apart.
In her seventh year Hermione makes a shocking discovery upon entering the common room one evening. What is Ron doing with Lavender? Will Hermione and Ron finally sort things out? I think it\'s time for a little talk.
What do you do when the girl you want is straight? Parvati's having that issue, and Pansy just wants to help. Really!
Ron just dumped Lavender. (one-shot)
Love, Lavender mused. It should have been hand in hand, a careful kiss in the corridor outside the common room, smiles freely given across the heads of their classmates. ``Not like this.
Parvati and Lavender have come up with a most brilliant idea. How do they drag Hermione into it, and how does a telescope fit in?
Lavender spills the beans about the quidditch party that hooked up her and Ron Weasley to Dennis Creevey, but will this little hole in the dyke expand into a massive waterfall of shame???
Draco Malfoy was not someone to be laughed at, whether he was a giant bunny or not.
Neville reflects on a cruel and heartbreaking attack at Hogwarts using the Imperius Curse on the students. How can he come to terms with what he did and what he lost that day when all he wants to do is die? And can Harry save his friend from the guilt that threatens to consume him before it's too late? A Neville/Lavender fic.