Penelope_Penyfeather

Lavender Brown is processing samples from the brutal murder of Millicent Bullstrode and is in love with her flatmate and confidante, Zacharias Smith. Ronald Weasley is bodyguarding Draco Malfoy, who is a predicted next victim for Millicent’s killer and is struggling with being a gay boy in a straight world. Susan Bones is training to be an auror but can’t make a patronus. She wishes that more people had the sense to not get into relationships. Zacharias Smith is sick of being bossed around by Daily Prophet executives and is going to ask Ginny Weasley to move in with him. Mister Darcy is a cat. He thinks they’re all a bit pathetic really. But he still hasn’t forgiven Lavender for the scalping.

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Lavender Brown had once wondered what it would be like to lead a life like Harry Potter. But not for very long. After all, what with being in the most popular house at Hogwarts, having a best friend like Parvati Patil and magical powers, who needs a scar on your forehead and a fight to the death with the Dark Lord? However, Lavender’s life is not as it seems. She has a secret that she needs to keep a secret and when Zacharias Smith discovers this, Lavender enters into a pact that ends up being a lot more than she bargained for…

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"Ron had begged me to accompany him to the benefit for Wizarding Children Welfare." This is just the beginning. Hermione, recently injured in a Ministry accident, meets Blaise Zabini, current Potions' teacher at Hogwarts and despised ex-Slytherin.

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Nice by Penelope_Penyfeather
04/20/2005

Nice, such a bland adjective. But sometimes the perfect way to describe a relationship. Lavender thought that things were just nice. Oneshot exploring Lavender/Parvati.

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Funerals are a time for remembrance. Severus Snape, who has always hated James Potter and his gang, recollects memories of his own at the funeral of James and Lily Potter.

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Being left by yourself at Christmas is never a good experience. Ron discovers this but finds good times in unexpected places. (R/D)

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After a hard day, Hermione Granger goes for a coffee at a small Café. However, she is not the only visitor. “She hears his snort as he reads the appalling essays. And most of all, she sees black, glittering eyes that laugh at her as if they are mocking her, but that also stare at her with interest, as though she had said something enlightening.” (HG/SS)

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“He was so unpredictable, so intense, so unlike what my mother had wanted for me.” A melancholy oneshot exploring D/G.

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Ron isn’t the quickest at the best of times, but even he notices the changes that Malfoy’s making. Involving many things, including smirks, chess, origami and kumquats. Slash, slash, slashy, slash, slash.

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Twenty-five year old Ginny Weasley, top wizarding lawyer, is roped into doing a debate for the Gryffindor Old Girls debating squad by Hermione Granger. Feeling resigned to losing a night on an important case, she goes along and gets more than she bargained for in more ways than one. Features G/H, G/D and R/Hr.

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When the Slytherin seventh-years organise a bake sale, Professor McGonagall suspects something is wrong. The Slytherins have obviously gone quite mad. However, what she finds out almost gives her a heart attack. A rather ridiculous one-shot exploring Draco/Ginny.

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James likes Lily. But he doesn’t know that Lily has a very bad case of Potteritis. Chaos ensues. A Lily/James fic with a hint of Sirius/Remus. Slightly AU.

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“All my life I have loved chess – the simplicity, the control one must exercise, the skill involved in taking out the king, the sacrifices.” A one-shot exploring Ron/Draco.

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"When someone we love dies, we always think that they’ll come back to us, that they would never leave us. Admit it, you do don’t you? But, if you’re alive you can’t be a ghost, even if you are alive trapped in the Veil world, the world for those who are waiting." Sirius’ thoughts of the world behind the Veil. Not dead yet, he must wait until old age kills him before truly leaving the world. A one shot fic on what might go on behind the Veil.

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What if the Weasley and the Malfoy families became close friends? This one shot fic shows a relationship between the Weasley and Malfoy families and, more importantly, between Ginny and Draco. How would history be affected had these two families thrown aside their feud? (AU, G/D)

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Since Ginny’s Grams told her that the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach, Ginny has been constantly baking for Harry Potter, with some unexpected results. Harry/Ginny.

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