BluntJoey

Eighteen-year-old Harry Potter, despite being the celebrated "Chosen One" who'd recently vanquished He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named at last (not to mention his preceded glory as the "Boy Who Lived"), suffers greatly in the aftermath. Over a month has so far passed since that final showdown at Hogwarts, yet STILL — the young adult wizard cannot sleep, cannot close his eyes without seeing vivid images of that horrific night jog hauntingly across his mind without end. Nevertheless, as Harry now returns to Hogwarts for his rather "belated" seventh year (if one could call it), an unexpected person shockingly spotlights into Harry's traumatized life, even proving to be the beginning of a new, unimaginable attraction and interest: Draco Malfoy!

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At the beginning of the Second War, Hermione teaches Draco he can have more than the terrible destiny and Draco acquires new allies. Draco learns where his heart stands and Hermione does as well as a forbidden love ensues!

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As Harry waits at the Dursleys' for the Order's rescue the second he turned seventeen, a VERY unexpected source passes him terrible news: Although he'd used the Cruciatus Curse solely to arrest Snape, who'd just betrayed and murdered Dumbledore, the Ministry, undoubtedly still corrupted, plans to sabotage the Order's rescue and charge him for it the moment he turned seventeen...

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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are trapped and alone in painful destinies when they connect unknowingly through a radio show in the summer before fifth year. Bonding over the deadly weight on top both their shoulders, the boys unite on a desperate romantic but angst-filled road that sends them looking for comic relief and a reason to live. Soon enough the two realize some love isn't gay or straight...some love just is. But will it be enough once the unlikely pair learn that in order to survive, they may just have to save the whole world from Lord Voldemort!?

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Lost Tonight by BluntJoey
12/04/2011

After Harry Potter defeats Lord Voldemort at the final Hogwarts battle, he faces the surreal reality of having to go right back for his Seventh Year in order to be an Auror. Draco, back with the shame of his father in Azkaban paining him, somehow meets Harry in the middle of newborn mayhem...

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Support System by BluntJoey
05/05/2011

It is the summer before Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry has been totally isolated. While suffering the loss of his godfather Sirius, Harry is given news that Cornelius Fudge has been kidnapped! Left with this mystery and Voldemort's series of attacks, Harry shockingly finds unexpected conflicts from new, mysterious villains just alike. In order to stop the worsening destruction within the wizarding world, he is forced to flirt with the idea of forming unusual alliances...

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Only Son by BluntJoey
03/14/2011

When Narcissa Malfoy catches her only son, Draco, kissing a fellow Slytherin his age, Blaize Zabini, she is appalled. Scolding him does nothing because he is not ashamed of his "queer" tendencies. Afraid as ever about the Malfoy honor, she and his father, Lucius, Draco soon learns, might have an intense plot to "make" him straight.

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Double Jeopardy by BluntJoey
11/22/2010

Harry Potter was unjustifiably tried in August for underage magic, but after successfully appealing, he rightfully returned to Hogwarts for his fifth year. Now, an unbelievable three months later, Harry is wrongly on CRIMINAL trial for a murder charge which could land him an Azkaban life sentence. Ultimately, Harry must defeat this unrighteous injustice before it steals his life away! Thus, with Umbridge as the fierce prosecutor, Dumbledore as his passionate defender, and Bones as the fair-minded judge, A GRANDIOSE SHOWDOWN TRANSPIRES!!!

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Fluorescent by BluntJoey
05/11/2007

It's the story of a very unlikely Hogwarts Christmas for Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Featuring a suicidal Draco, his unlikely savior, sexy slash, humorous angst [for real], and love-falling at the North Tower. Altogether, you bloody bet it makes for a rather demented winter holiday at Hogwarts indeed!

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In which Hermione is featured in and out of character, Ron is an unfaithful naughty boy, Dean is left with bruises but isn't important enough to get a line, Ginny seeks revenge and so does Lavender ... And all because Ronnie was in the bathroom.

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The war is over and Harry Potter conquered He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Great, we got it already, but Ginny Weasley is still wrapped up in a dilemma because of Lord Voldy-squashed [Drum Roll!]: when deranged Lucius Malfoy captures Harry hostage and demands to know the sex of Blaise Zabini, the threat forces Ginny to accept help from Draco Malfoy in order to save everyone's favorite boy-hero; little did Loony Lucius know he'd make the odd couple reface a dark, dark secret from their pasts in order to succeed...

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