- Rating:
- R
- House:
- The Dark Arts
- Ships:
- Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
- Characters:
- Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Severus Snape Lord Voldemort
- Genres:
- Angst Romance
- Era:
- The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
- Stats:
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Published: 03/28/2006Updated: 08/14/2012Words: 75,328Chapters: 24Hits: 21,513
Boys on the Radio
BluntJoey
- Story Summary:
- Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are trapped and alone in painful destinies when they connect unknowingly through a radio show in the summer before fifth year. Bonding over the deadly weight on top both their shoulders, the boys unite on a desperate romantic but angst-filled road that sends them looking for comic relief and a reason to live. Soon enough the two realize some love isn't gay or straight...some love just is. But will it be enough once the unlikely pair learn that in order to survive, they may just have to save the whole world from Lord Voldemort!?
Chapter 01 - Chapter One
03/28/2006In which Harry Potter has a lot to be upset about, Draco Malfoy does drugs, The Malfoys are such crackheads, The Weasleys are oblivious, and wizarding radio brings two unlikely people together.
Chapter 02 - Chapter Two
08/23/2006In which secrets are kept, feelings are made, Moody is back, Draco *is* moody, Harry is hopeful, and all hell breaks loose .... Sort of.
Chapter 03 - Chapter Three
08/31/2006In which Draco brings Harry to his hometown, underage drinking ensues, Strippers are in the air and Harry LOVES it, Lucius Malfoy finds reasons to be suspicious, two boys get what many would call 'too close' and what they call not close enough. Risky midnight adventures everywhere unknowingly planting danger, increasingly toxic water shooting out a running hose...
Chapter 04 - Chapter Four
09/08/2006In which two boys smile in the dark, Harry takes control, drinking becomes excessive, Hermione and Ron are suspicous, and some content conservatists would hate.
Chapter 05 - Chapter Five
09/08/2006More visits to Muggles, Rumors and Gossip, Drug Experimentation, and romance.
Chapter 06 - Chapter Six
12/19/2006In which more secret meetings occur, the boys are stressed, kisses occur, Draco has a *moment*, and the usual.
Chapter 07 - Chapter Seven
12/27/2006In which Draco and Harry give into peer pressure, Pansy and Hermione get told, Draco shows he is *true* romantic, boys get dirty, and the boys learn hangovers suck.
Chapter 08 - Chapter Eight
01/06/2007Alcohol, Alchohol, Alcohol! All fun and no work for our two loverboys. The boys feel like dancing tonight, some folks have too much fun, hotels, and love letters.
Chapter 09 - Chapter Nine
01/25/2007Can you scream HANG OVER? Harry and Draco learn that getting drunk sucks, Harry makes an accomplishment, scary memories come back to haunt Draco, and Draco learns how to be a muggle ... With some help, of course.
Chapter 10 - Chapten Ten
04/28/2007In which Harry tells the tales of an angsty young man, Draco and Harry get high as kites, screwing is in, and Potions Class brings in a whole new meaning.
Chapter 11 - Chapter Eleven
04/28/2007The hostages continue to mourn, waiting for a rescue. The angst grows, and some things may prove irreversible. As our character grow hungrier, they can only pray for a savior.
Chapter 12 - Chapter Twelve
05/07/2007Everyone needs closure. Please sit down, have some coffee, and watch Harry try his best to have some closure with dearest Draco, and a new friend by their side.
Chapter 13 - Chapter Thirteen
07/06/2007In which Harry and Draco get closer than ever before, Jill releases the past Harry has wondered his entire life, a horrible event is happening, and Draco and Harry make one of the most important decisions of their lives.
Chapter 14 - Chapter Fourteen
07/06/2007In which an event happens that will emotionally scar Draco forever, Draco is the hero and so is Harry, Ginny gets several lines, and a battle like no other ensues.
Chapter 15 - Chapter Fifteen
08/03/2007Come, Harry Potter, come. Watch the memory of your dearest friends. Come, Draco Malfoy, come. Watch the mystery unveil ...
Chapter 16 - Chapter Sixteen
08/03/2007Guilt, love, and horrible news. The angst continues.
Chapter 17 - Chapter Seventeen
08/03/2007Boys, boys, boys - Don't need therapy. And boys, boys, boys - Are strong. Boys, boys, boys - Can pretend. And these boys, boys, boys will never have much fun.
Chapter 19 - Chapter Nineteen
08/03/2007Guys, guys, guys - Need drinks. And guys, guys, guys - Need company. And guys guy guys - Have never had this much fun!
Chapter 20 - Chapter Twenty
08/01/2007Does Draco find out the secret? Can Ginny and Harry look each other in the eye? Is Christmas Day awesome? Find out!
Chapter 21 - Chapter Twenty One
08/06/2007Time to move on ... Harry's got a job to do. Time to take the time to learn the secrets of Voldemort, time to prepare, time to dive into the past ....
Chapter 22 - Chapter Twenty Two
08/14/2007In which precautions are taken in preparation to fight, someone dear to our heroes is taken, flashbacks, tea with the Dark Lord, and the paper finally gets a story right!
Chapter 23 - Chapter Twenty-Three
09/06/2007Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you ... The final chapter of Boys on the Radio.
Chapter 24 - Epilogue - Ten Years Later
08/14/2012It was a very touchy message that I received from a big fan of Boys on the Radio which compelled me, so politely and so humbly at that, to write some sort of epilogue to the story. I hope that he and all my readers find some closure in this candid, 'one-take shot' (so to speak) at some kind of epilogue despite several years' gap.