Boys on the Radio

BluntJoey

Story Summary:
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are trapped and alone in painful destinies when they connect unknowingly through a radio show in the summer before fifth year. Bonding over the deadly weight on top both their shoulders, the boys unite on a desperate romantic but angst-filled road that sends them looking for comic relief and a reason to live. Soon enough the two realize some love isn't gay or straight...some love just is. But will it be enough once the unlikely pair learn that in order to survive, they may just have to save the whole world from Lord Voldemort!?

In which Harry Potter has a lot to be upset about, Draco Malfoy does drugs, The Malfoys are such crackheads, The Weasleys are oblivious, and wizarding radio brings two unlikely people together.

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In which secrets are kept, feelings are made, Moody is back, Draco *is* moody, Harry is hopeful, and all hell breaks loose .... Sort of.

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In which Draco brings Harry to his hometown, underage drinking ensues, Strippers are in the air and Harry LOVES it, Lucius Malfoy finds reasons to be suspicious, two boys get what many would call 'too close' and what they call not close enough. Risky midnight adventures everywhere unknowingly planting danger, increasingly toxic water shooting out a running hose...

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In which two boys smile in the dark, Harry takes control, drinking becomes excessive, Hermione and Ron are suspicous, and some content conservatists would hate.

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More visits to Muggles, Rumors and Gossip, Drug Experimentation, and romance.

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In which more secret meetings occur, the boys are stressed, kisses occur, Draco has a *moment*, and the usual.

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In which Draco and Harry give into peer pressure, Pansy and Hermione get told, Draco shows he is *true* romantic, boys get dirty, and the boys learn hangovers suck.

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Alcohol, Alchohol, Alcohol! All fun and no work for our two loverboys. The boys feel like dancing tonight, some folks have too much fun, hotels, and love letters.

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Can you scream HANG OVER? Harry and Draco learn that getting drunk sucks, Harry makes an accomplishment, scary memories come back to haunt Draco, and Draco learns how to be a muggle ... With some help, of course.

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In which Harry tells the tales of an angsty young man, Draco and Harry get high as kites, screwing is in, and Potions Class brings in a whole new meaning.

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The hostages continue to mourn, waiting for a rescue. The angst grows, and some things may prove irreversible. As our character grow hungrier, they can only pray for a savior.

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Everyone needs closure. Please sit down, have some coffee, and watch Harry try his best to have some closure with dearest Draco, and a new friend by their side.

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In which Harry and Draco get closer than ever before, Jill releases the past Harry has wondered his entire life, a horrible event is happening, and Draco and Harry make one of the most important decisions of their lives.

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In which an event happens that will emotionally scar Draco forever, Draco is the hero and so is Harry, Ginny gets several lines, and a battle like no other ensues.

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Come, Harry Potter, come. Watch the memory of your dearest friends. Come, Draco Malfoy, come. Watch the mystery unveil ...

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Guilt, love, and horrible news. The angst continues.

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Boys, boys, boys - Don't need therapy. And boys, boys, boys - Are strong. Boys, boys, boys - Can pretend. And these boys, boys, boys will never have much fun.

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Consequences for every action.

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Guys, guys, guys - Need drinks. And guys, guys, guys - Need company. And guys guy guys - Have never had this much fun!

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Does Draco find out the secret? Can Ginny and Harry look each other in the eye? Is Christmas Day awesome? Find out!

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Time to move on ... Harry's got a job to do. Time to take the time to learn the secrets of Voldemort, time to prepare, time to dive into the past ....

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In which precautions are taken in preparation to fight, someone dear to our heroes is taken, flashbacks, tea with the Dark Lord, and the paper finally gets a story right!

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Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you ... The final chapter of Boys on the Radio.

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It was a very touchy message that I received from a big fan of Boys on the Radio which compelled me, so politely and so humbly at that, to write some sort of epilogue to the story. I hope that he and all my readers find some closure in this candid, 'one-take shot' (so to speak) at some kind of epilogue despite several years' gap.

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