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The Honorable Hermione Granger always seemed to get into the most horrendous scrapes. A Pirate! AU with Captain Draco Malfoy at the helm of The Tidy Squall, and Mr. Blaise Zabini at his side.

A Muggle Studies assignment gone horribly... right: “Right,” Ron grumbled to himself, nodding emphatically. “Dirch’s a loon, Seamus is a dead man, Ernie is the most annoyingly adorable bloke alive, and I am not in love with Draco Malfoy.”

Sequel to Rivalry. It's the day after: Seamus has plans. And a really short attention span. And Theodore Nott knows exactly how to exploit that.

He smiled a very small smile, thinking that the sleepy-eyed, mussed Malfoy he'd stumbled upon that morning had been the most appealing thing he'd seen in years. Which was, when he came right down to it, a truly horrifying thought. Ron really needed to get out more.

Ten years after the deciding battle of Avignon left the Order nearly broken: Hermione Granger is living as a Muggle, her memories erased and re-written, her only link to what she once was the dreams of a red-haired witch; Ginny Weasley is a pillar of the Order, thrown captive into a Death Eater compound; Draco Malfoy, his status relegated to peon in the Dark Lord’s realm, is a reluctant spy bound by a wizard’s debt; Blaise Zabini is a valued member of the Tribe, a wild band of Animagi who reverted to old magic and fled to the forest. Two halves of a whole, Ginny and Hermione must give to Harry what should never have been theirs to give, and Harry has to end the war, once and for all. A Post-Hogwarts Adventure.

Ginny’s a complete disaster as a ghost, has doubts of ever reaching angel status, and Malfoy isn’t exactly helping matters. Fluff meets crack in a love story that spans the heavens, in which Ginny is deliberately obtuse and Draco is wavering on the cusp of denial.

Seamus is full of the love. And Firewhiskey. And he probably shouldn't have made that bet with Theodore Nott.

A blackout, an annoying neighbor, and Seamus Finnigan's skewed view of relationships. Hermione was *not* attracted to Blaise.

Millicent calls their flat a commune, and most nights Hermione sleeps with Blaise. AU.

Hermione is a woman with a plan - a well thought out, if a bit desperate, plan - and the most unlikely person decides to step in and help. But just how pure can an ex-Slytherin's intentions really be?

Hermione's being blackmailed, Draco fancies Ron, Zabini's a smarmy pirate, and all’s fair in the dawn of a new civilization. It only ever came down to two things: sex and war.

In the dead of a hot summer night, a mysterious visitor leaves Ginny frightened and confused, along with two directives: deliver two objects to Harry Potter and stay the hell away from Draco Malfoy...

Ginny deals with dangerous creatures on a daily basis. Handling Draco Malfoy should be a piece of cake. Right?

Sweat glistened over his leanly muscled chest, his jet black hair thick and curling over his eyes, sticking to his cheeks and neck. He looked... well, he looked bored, actually, but that was beside the point - Hermione couldn't take her eyes from him. Ginny nudged her shoulder. "Did Malfoy just sing 'I love my stinky cheese weasel'?"

"He wasn't quite sure how it had happened. One minute he'd been leisurely walking the length of the pitch, broom in hand, and the next he'd found himself backed into the wooden building by a stamping, snorting, hairy... thing. It was heavy. And smelled a bit like wet socks and cabbage. And was currently leaning into his stomach, slowly pressing the breath out of him." A D/G Christmas adventure featuring a smitten reindeer, nefarious Christmas elves, a dastardly kidnapping, 'Father Christmas' Atlas to Christmas Town,' the misuse of Christmas powder, a daring rescue, a hungry Yeti, and the appropriate use of mistletoe.

Life has left Ginny more than a little disturbed. In a graveyard, she ponders what she knows about Draco Malfoy.

Sequel to Archenemy: Malfoys don't discuss feelings, least of all love.

Love's thrown Hermione for a loop and it's up to Ginny, Ron and Harry to shake some sense into her.

Ron's gotten himself stuck to Hermione.

Hermione has no problem keeping her fantasies separate from reality; it's everyone else who's busy blurring her lines.``(Set in the same realm as Archenemy.)

Ginny Weasley had an archenemy; and damned if she wasn't tickled pink about it.