Gothalie

Inside, you will find a group of carefully organized poems, written by Harry Potter himself. The poems are not only undescriptive and obscure, but hilarious due to their oddities!

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Ginny was given a strange rock in Knockturn Alley when she was three. Now, having unpacked at her new home, she finds the rock again. Once she accidentally summons the girl who first gave it to her, she realizes it is gone. Now, the two set out on a quest to save wizardkind from the power and mystery of the seven-pointed Daavidus.

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A schedule of a day in the life of Voldemort. We all know he's evil, but here's the insight you've been waiting for!

Words: 510
Chapters: 1
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The only fic of its kind! Bruiser, Basher, Rat, and Paix are the Quidditch balls of Hogwarts. Join them in their crate and in a game to see how they really operate!

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Dudley goes to Smeltings, and learns what there is to gain in life. Features the Hog Squad, irony, hot girls, pointy sticks, and the ever-interesting Piers Polkiss' philosophies of life.

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Chapters: 2
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Lavender spills the beans about the quidditch party that hooked up her and Ron Weasley to Dennis Creevey, but will this little hole in the dyke expand into a massive waterfall of shame???

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Harry receives a song from Ginny (written by me) in the mail, and while departing on a train to Ireland, meets an equally depressed young woman who helps him realize that there is a whole chunk of his life left to be played out.

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Harry's intuition led him to the cavern where Dumbledore and he ventured before, only to find a choice too hard to make, an utter depression soon to come, and the biggest mistakes of his life.

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The Lupins, parents of six kids with wildly different skills and personalities, are in for the hardest night of their life when their kids go on a rampage and nearly claim their lives a hundred times!

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Business Partners by Gothalie
05/04/2006

Ginny and Luna start a happy business selling quills that fight each other, but soon the business turns into a twisted power play of theivery and bribery...

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Sirius is unwillingly risen from the dead and sent to Grimmauld place. But when an unexpected turn takes him to a somber place, he is wondering how much, and who, he has missed.

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The Sorting Hat (Phinneus) is sick of spending all year just to write one song for one night to sing for a bunch of bratty teenagers. So the hat sings a song about himself for a change.

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One day in the common room, Ron makes friends with a former enemy who helps him out a lot. But is Weepot Maeri Wanna all he is cracked up to be, or his he too good to be true? Muahaha. (Note: a slight hint at a D/SS ship)

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All incoming seventh years are sent to Hogwarts in July to complete their assignments, which will be the most difficult situation for each of them! Includes blue toilet water, tea parties, Hogwarts invasion, denied promotion, Voldemort in a hula outfit, evil three year olds, terrible grades, spiders, and Timothy Facade.

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Haven't you found it odd that Hermione is the perfect student? How are her answers always right? Join us as we explore how our little Hermy has the whole magical world WIRED!

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At a wild Quidditch party, Lily unwinds with Remus at her side, having bad consequences for not only the two, but James' heart. Rated PG-13 for sexual references.

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True, it does cover the topic of the final battle, but trust me, this one is original. Told from the perspective of Ginny Weasley.

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Chapters: 1
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