Remus n' Lily 4 eva

Way back in the day, the Quidditch Cup was won by the Gryffindors. No, not by Harry, but the team led by James Potter. A party was thrown that night, but this party was old school. And when I say old school, I mean it.

When it started, there was a pyramid of butterbeers, a towering red and gold cake, and posters of all the team members on t he walls. Every Gryffindor in the school barged past the fat lady all at once, carrying the sweaty, smelly team up in the air. The party then began.

Some of the more flamboyant seventh years changed their outfits to dress robes, conjured up a few closets, and swept their girlfriends inside in a flash. However, a group of girls stood in the corner-Lily Evans, along with her friends Molly, Fanny, Elise, and Jo.

"Oh come now, Lily, let's enjoy the party! What's there to lose by having fun?" Jo said.

"Well..." Lily began.

"Jeez, I didn't mean it like that! I meant by mingling with your friends, having a butterbeer, and enjoying yourself for once!" Jo crossed her arms, and Lily frowned.

"Well, I'm just trying to be responsible. I don't want to do something I'll regret."

"If that's code for 'I'm just going to stand here and be a party pooper', then don't wait up for us!" Elise snapped.

"Yeah, Lil! I've been waiting for a chance to talk to Arthur for so long; don't ruin it for me..." Molly smiled and waved to Arthur over in the corner.

"I don't know if you've noticed Lily, but Finnigan's looking fine tonight, and you know I'm into him!" Fanny cried. At that point, all the girls with Lily walked off to enjoy the party. Lily sank into a nearby armchair and began to cry. She hated being like that, and wished she could learn to lighten up. Suddenly, her closed eyes saw black.

"Er...butterbeer, Lily?" Lily opened her eyes to see Remus Lupin, holding a bottle out to her.

"Well, what do you want Loopy?" she scoffed.

"James wants to say hi."

"You can tell him that I don't care how much of a party pooper he thinks I am, and I'm just trying to be responsible." She broke down into more tears.

"Hey, Lily, what's wrong?" Lupin knelt beside her. She lifted her head.

"Oh, no...nothing, I'm sorry, I just...I just wish I weren't such a bore."

"Aww, you're no bore. Not to me." Lupin stroked her cheek, and Lily calmed down.

"Well, I guess I could try the party..."

And try the party she did. She played spin the bottle, truth or dare, 2 minutes in the closet, the whole shebang! And by her side at all times was not James, but Loopy Lupin himself. After about 20 butterbeers each, they were hiccupping all over the place. They stumbled over to the closets together, and the next thing they knew, they were shoved and locked inside one. Lily thought she saw James out of the corner of her eye, but paid no attention. She looked at Lupin, and two voices popped into her head. One said "Come on, get a hold of yourself!", but the other one was saying "Who gives? What the hell? GO FOR IT!" Well... she went for it. And boy, did she go for it!

She woke up the next day, but everything was backwards. Isn't that window usually on the left side? And since when is my side table over there and why do I have a picture of James, Sirius, Peter and...LUPIN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Lily jumped out of the bed, and felt really cold. SHE ONLY HAD ON UNDERPANTS! And as if that wasn't enough...SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY SLEEPING BOYS! But wait; there was a note on her pillow. She picked it up. It dictated...

Hey Lil

If you see James, SAY NOTHING.

If you see anyone we know, don't tell them about this.

By the way, I had an awesome night.

Bye.

P.S. - If I scratched you, sorry.

Lily screamed so loud that all the boys woke up, including James. He stared at her, and said breathlessly "I must be dreaming. Uh, Peter, do you see Lily, over there by Lupin's bed, wearing only underpants?"

"OH MY GOD WHAT THE..." Peter jumped out of bed and ran to the stairs, falling all the way down. James, with Sirius next to him by now, whistled, harmonizing with Sirius' whistle. Lily walked over to them and slapped them both silly, being wandless. Just after, James got very quiet.

"Wait. Lily in underpants, by Lupin's bed..." James started.

"...Holding a note..." Sirius continued

"...Lupin left early... MY GOD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" James broke down crying. Lily thought for a moment, and the "Go for it" voice won again.

"Don't cry, Jamie. You're next."