Angie Astravic

To break the Curse of the Aitvaras and keep his place on the Gryffindor Quidditch team, Harry visits Hogsmeade Church and Bodmin Moor. Religious content (in Chapter 2) may offend some readers.

The traditional climax of the Dark Wizards' Ball is the waking of the Imbolc Serpent. As the "Dark Wizards" are strictly fancy dress and the Serpent doesn't exist, Harry isn't too worried ... until the Imbolc Serpent actually turns up.

The Ministry of Magic has forbidden Hagrid to teach about any creature of higher classification than XX. So nothing can possibly go wrong in his classes now ... right?

Percy Weasley has been arrested for murder and sent to Azkaban. Fred and George have a plan to get him out. But they need Harry's help...

Don't say I didn't warn you. Harry gets an invitation to a marvellous party; Malfoy resorts to double entendre.

Harry meets Salazar, Draco meets Godric, major irony (think Pet Shop Boys/Peeved!Patrician) ensues.

In the summer of 1995, Lord Voldemort pays a visit to number four, Privet Drive. Fortunately, the Dursleys are in Majorca. Unfortunately Harry isn't. Transformed into a serpent, a prisoner in Voldemort's lair, Harry must engineer his escape amidst encounters with Nagini and Wormtail to bring Dumbledore vital information, and then find a way to protect Malfoy from the Dark Lord's wrath when Draco's mission goes awry.

When Harry vanishes under mysterious circumstances, Lupin, Snuffles and Snape are hauled in for questioning by the Magical Law Enforcement Patrol, where Cornelius Fudge learns a few things he never knew about werewolves and giants, Lupin looks back more in sorrow than in anger on the final days of the Marauders and Snape takes on a rogue Dementor using a singularly effective Patronus.

Mysterious Transfiguration accidents befall Harry and Professor McGonagall; Hermione suspects a potion invented by Voldemort is responsible. Then Professor Snape's rare, valuable and highly embarrassing Famous Witches and Wizards card of Harry is stolen...

Sex education at Hogwarts: After Malfoy has a near fatal encounter with Dark magic, Professor McGonagall decides it has to be taught earlier ... by Professor Snape. Note that this story is rated R -- nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.

On the night before his fourteenth birthday, Harry sends a letter to his godfather. It doesn't get there. Next day, he gets ... well, read the title. Snape takes on the Dursleys and the Little Whinging police; Harry and Snape take on the Magical Law Enforcement Patrol; Mr Weasley learns to use a drill.

When the Hogsmeade Apothecary runs low on potion ingredients, Peter Pettigrew gets his comeuppance and Snape gets the shock of his life. Read if you hate Wormtail!

Did you ever wonder whether or not there was a Chocolate Frogs Famous Witches and Wizards card of Harry? Find out the answer when Harry discovers a mysterious object buried in the Dursleys' back garden, and Snape discovers quite a number of mysterious objects buried in the drawer of his bedside table.