- Rating:
- 15
- House:
- The Dark Arts
- Ships:
- Harry Potter/Hermione Granger
- Characters:
- Fred Weasley George Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger Minerva McGonagall Severus Snape Nymphadora Tonks
- Genres:
- Action Humor
- Era:
- Harry and Classmates Post-Hogwarts
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Half-Blood Prince Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them J.K. Rowling Interviews or Website
- Stats:
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Published: 09/19/2006Updated: 10/19/2006Words: 28,665Chapters: 12Hits: 7,021
The Perfect Azkaban Breakout
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- Story Summary:
- Three years post-HBP. Hermione and the Order want to break Harry out of Azkaban. The bespectacled twit got himself thrown in there when he failed to kill Lucius Malfoy subtly enough. Starts off H/G and R/Hr but Ron and Ginny are killed off in the first chapter. Hermione burns Harry in effigy, kills Draco, negotiates with a traitorous and unredeemable Snape, brews potions with Fleur, gets drunk with the Weasley twins and Lee Jordan, organizes an illegal jailbreak, writes columns for the Quibbler, and helps Harry come to terms with his Animagus form. This fic comes with a warning (aimed at diabetic readers) for an excessively sappy ending.
Chapter 01 - A Guilty Potter in Azkaban
09/19/2006Rufus Scrimgeous meditates on the events that sent Harry Potter to Azkaban.
Chapter 02 - Order of the Tabby
09/28/2006Hermione burns Harry in effigy. Tonks trips. Order members plan to break Harry out. Flitwick offers a major breakthrough. Fred and George are sent on an apenapping mission.
Chapter 03 - Deals with the Devil
09/28/2006A prominent Death Eater offers Horcrux information and an Animagus potion in exchange for amnesty.
Chapter 04 - The Procurement of Potter Blood
09/28/2006The Order accepts Snape's proposal, after much negotiation. The Faux Animagus Potion is explained. It needs Harry's Blood, and a DA member is sent to retrieve some, unobserved, from Harry's cell in Azkaban.
Chapter 05 - Hermione visits a Pub
09/28/2006Fred, George and Lee Jordan drag Hermione to a pub for a spot of mutual grief counselling. The twins' plan for deflecting Molly's attention is revealed.
Chapter 06 - The Last Horcrux
09/28/2006Bill, Moody, Remus, and Kingsley check out Snape's information for the location of the final Horcrux. The results are similar to previous Horcrux retrieval missions that resulted in the deaths of Order members.
Chapter 07 - Communication
09/28/2006Hermione and Fleur have a much needed chat.
Chapter 08 - Approaching the Breakout
09/28/2006Hermione gets messages to Harry in Azkaban. Final plans for the Breakout are discussed.
Chapter 09 - The Night of the Breakout
09/28/2006Plans to break Harry out of Azkaban work perfectly... then his Animagus form strikes, and things collapse.
Chapter 10 - Aftermath of the Breakout
09/28/2006Several loose ends regarding the breakout are cleared up. Snape, Minerva, and Hermione have a little chat, clearing up loose ends of a different kind and plotting the final strike.
Chapter 11 - An Anticlimactic End
09/28/2006Hermione, McGonagall, and Lupin try to persuade Harry to co-operate with Snape. Tom and Harry Potter are killed.
All that Happily Ever After stuff
10/19/2006Hermione Granger and Evan Sprongfoot live happily ever after, or something like that. And no, they are definitely not in love or anything of the sort. Ick. Yuck. What an insane idea!