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It's the autumn of Harry's sixth year. The kids are back at school, the Death Eaters are back on the loose, and Lord Voldemort is plotting to abduct Professor Trelawney. Can a werewolf, a Metamorphagus, a crusading journalist, a Muggle lawyer, and an ex-Death Eater turned singing sensation thwart the Dark Lord's plans? Well, there wouldn't be much of a story if they did, would there?
Dumbledore is putting on a play about the four Hogwarts Founders. Does anyone get the parts they want? Of course not! Mayhem ensues, complete with comedy, romance, insanity, tragedy, Slut!Draco, Harry/Ginny spats, Macho!Ron with a twist, Smart!Goyle, and some very irate parents. Oh, and some nude wrestling, too. Cue the curtain! Slightly AU
Ever wondered who the Marauders were? Ever wondered how the 'Marauders' were formed? Ever wondered how life in Hogwarts was like with the Marauders around? Enough said. Read this fic and fill up your day with laughter. At some point, you are guaranteed to end up cackling.
It had all the ingredients of a great evening: chocolate biscuits, a practical joke (perfectly executed, despite one slight problem with the concept), sneaking around the castle at night, narrow escapes from various predatory creatures, and a little-known secret passage to explore. Except Remus was thirty-four and he ought to know better, and he had a snarky Potions Master along for company. (Semi-sequel to "My Teenage Fan Club," but makes sense on its own.)
Crossfiction with Chronicles of Riddick. In the Department of Mysteries something crosses the Veil. Riddick. Sirius Black. Two people. One body. And that was just the beginning... Takes place after The Half-Blood Prince. Warning: Strong language (like in the COR movie) but no overly graphic violence or graphic sex.
Two students find a different place to be alone together -- but what if they\\\'re overheard by a teacher?
The Divination teacher and the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher meet...this story chronicles the lengths Sibyll Trelawney goes to in order to get to know Remus Lupin.
Ever wonder what would happen if you mixed the Andrew Llyod Webber musical 'Cats' with J.K. Rowling's 'Harry Potter' series? Well, here's the answer: Cats... Harry Potter Style. You'll see the characters as you've never seen them before... in full cat costume, including wig, makeup, and unitard while singing, dancing, jumping, twirling, spinning, and falling all over the stage. Set in the beautiful location of the Hogwarts School junkyard, this fic will truly be one you'll never forget.
Not too keen on American Idol? Can't blame you, but wait until you see the Potter version! Draco hosts with an all-new panel of Judges; no appearances by Simon, Randy, OR Paula! Contestants range from random students, to boys-who-lived, to former Hogwarts Professors. And, of course, you won't want to miss the scathing remarks of the judge-with-a-grudge, who is so diabolically British, it's almost sexy. Guess who?
Severus Snape wasn't exactly antisocial; he just didn't like people very much. Or parties. Or weddings. Or being the bearer of strange prophecies... ``Meanwhile Harry begins his desperate search for the missing Hermione.
Professor Trelawney's hatred of Harry and Ron have led her to the perfect plan to pay them back. How will Harry "die" in her next prediction. Can teacups really predict the future. Humour, R/Hr and H/D slash.
It's the Marauders first year at Hogwarts when Trelawney makes her first prediction. Includes getting Lost in the forest, Davey Gudgeon losing ``an eye, and a fight between Sirius and James. Part I of a trilogy.
Sequel to Adventures in Hogsmeade. Following the meeting with Sirius, Ron changes into his new robe and goes to the Three Broomsticks for his date with Hannah Abbott. Afterwards, things start getting scary. The story includes Romance, Drama, and Humor, as well as Dementors, Professor Trelawney, and more Draco Malfoy. Rated PG-13 mostly because of the dementors.
These are all filks based on the musical "1776", which portrays the circumstances surrounding the signing of the American Declaration of Independence in song. (Of course, events would have transpired a bit differently in the Wizarding World.)
Have you ever truly looked at Trelawney's predictions? Not just the two prophecies, but the ones she tosses off in class? Would it amaze you to discover they are true?
A few predictions give Severus Snape a new outlook on life.
We all know how thoroughly BORING Divination is, but do we know what Ron is thinking when his mind starts to wander as he watches a certain classmate...?
Madame Trelawney clears her head.
Trelawney's first true prediction turns into a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Snapshots from the life of Sibyll Trelawney, one of the greatest Seers in the world. Her beginning, her progress, and how she ended up being the way she is in the books.
The second prediction came true...so did the first... Three months before Harry is born, Lily and James receive some startling news that forces them to reevaluate their lives and their love.``It all comes from one line in Book Three: "Who'd have thought it? That brings her total of real predictions up to two." --Professor Dumbledore upon hearing of Trelawney's prediction to Harry.
The boys pick on Ron about the strange dream he had in class. Professor Trelawney sprays him with a strange potion, and Hermione seems to be in a very sarcastic mood.
When Professor Trelawney's dreams of a romantic tryst with Professor Snape are interrupted by a swarm of rabid vampire bats, she must find the courage to save herself, Hogwarts, and her beloved. Not for grammar-freaks; this summary contains more sentences than the fic.
In Hogwarts, like in all the other Wizarding schools of the world, the staff must confront trouble with the Love Potions frequently. In a castle packed with teenagers it only seems to be inevitable.
Prof. Trelawney's Divination class tries out a new method of seeing the future. Many receive puzzling results, especially Neville, who doesn't know what to make of what he's found.... Funny, yet mysterious.
Six decades, six couples, six vignettes: one red-haired woman and one black-haired man, together, alone.
One shot! A behind-the-scene look at a fashion show to benefit St. Mungo's. Hosted by Madam Rosmerta!
While remaining alone at Hogwarts over Christmas vacation, Harry spends an unfortunate session with Professor Trelawney, during which he discovers a plot against his life, and a curse whose effect is worse than death. Can Harry, accompanied by Professor Dumbledore, find a way to shield himself from the curse before it is too late?
Sybill Trelawney remembers a time when Minerva McGonagall let her hair down...
Written for Ginnysdarkside's New Year's Challenge. Ron meets someone very interesting at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Day.
Have you ever wondered what happened the Night of the Prophecy?
What kind of person is Gilderoy Lockhart deep down inside? What makes Sibyll Trelawney so clueless? Here's a possible (and rather silly) exploration of both questions, tied together with an emerald-green scarf and a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhiskey.
Dumbledore is dead and Sibyl feels guilty. Relief comes in the form of countless bottles of sherry.
Has Trelawney made a REAL prediction? Non-OOTP compatible.
An Umbridgebashing fic. Professor Trelawney is about to be sacked by the High Inquisitor, but refuses to leave. And a seer can be very tricky to nail down...
Albus Dumbledore agrees to interview an applicant for the divination job. A kiss and a prophecy prevail.
Trelawney attempts to impress her class, only to find that her lack of Latin skills has backfired.
Sibyll Trelawney is a daughter and granddaughter of Seers, yet her Sight has never been clear.
The Harry Potter universe has many examples of the false economy of isolating and imprisoning decent people "for their own good". Sibyll Trelawney is a case in point. What if she was a valuable resource that was squandered by Dumbledore?
On her sixth birthday, a young Seer learns that some gifts come with too high a price.
Of them all, Sibyll Trelawney was the only one that saw through to the stark truth of the world, which gave her the Insight into the stark truths of the Future. She alone was Wise, possessed of the Powers that Judge, and was profoundly screwed up.