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The Purloined Prophetess by After the Rain09/24/2004
It's the autumn of Harry's sixth year. The kids are back at school, the Death Eaters are back on the loose, and Lord Voldemort is plotting to abduct Professor Trelawney. Can a werewolf, a Metamorphagus, a crusading journalist, a Muggle lawyer, and an ex-Death Eater turned singing sensation thwart the Dark Lord's plans? Well, there wouldn't be much of a story if they did, would there?
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander212/26/2008
Dumbledore is putting on a play about the four Hogwarts Founders. Does anyone get the parts they want? Of course not! Mayhem ensues, complete with comedy, romance, insanity, tragedy, Slut!Draco, Harry/Ginny spats, Macho!Ron with a twist, Smart!Goyle, and some very irate parents. Oh, and some nude wrestling, too. Cue the curtain! Slightly AU
From The Beginning Till The End by DoRiS04/27/2004
Ever wondered who the Marauders were? Ever wondered how the 'Marauders' were formed? Ever wondered how life in Hogwarts was like with the Marauders around? Enough said. Read this fic and fill up your day with laughter. At some point, you are guaranteed to end up cackling.
How Severus Snape Learned to Maraud by After the Rain04/05/2004
It had all the ingredients of a great evening: chocolate biscuits, a practical joke (perfectly executed, despite one slight problem with the concept), sneaking around the castle at night, narrow escapes from various predatory creatures, and a little-known secret passage to explore. Except Remus was thirty-four and he ought to know better, and he had a snarky Potions Master along for company. (Semi-sequel to "My Teenage Fan Club," but makes sense on its own.)
The Door to Chaos by magicflute12/20/2006
Crossfiction with Chronicles of Riddick. In the Department of Mysteries something crosses the Veil. Riddick. Sirius Black. Two people. One body. And that was just the beginning... Takes place after The Half-Blood Prince. Warning: Strong language (like in the COR movie) but no overly graphic violence or graphic sex.
Sybill Trelawney and the Clueless Evening by PeterMurray12/13/2002
Two students find a different place to be alone together -- but what if they\\\'re overheard by a teacher?
What Was Foreseen... by ginny_rigby07/02/2005
The Divination teacher and the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher meet...this story chronicles the lengths Sibyll Trelawney goes to in order to get to know Remus Lupin.
Cats... Harry Potter Style by Silver_Stag03/05/2006
Ever wonder what would happen if you mixed the Andrew Llyod Webber musical 'Cats' with J.K. Rowling's 'Harry Potter' series? Well, here's the answer: Cats... Harry Potter Style. You'll see the characters as you've never seen them before... in full cat costume, including wig, makeup, and unitard while singing, dancing, jumping, twirling, spinning, and falling all over the stage. Set in the beautiful location of the Hogwarts School junkyard, this fic will truly be one you'll never forget.
Wizarding Idol by Knockturn02/02/2003
Not too keen on American Idol? Can't blame you, but wait until you see the Potter version! Draco hosts with an all-new panel of Judges; no appearances by Simon, Randy, OR Paula! Contestants range from random students, to boys-who-lived, to former Hogwarts Professors. And, of course, you won't want to miss the scathing remarks of the judge-with-a-grudge, who is so diabolically British, it's almost sexy. Guess who?
Shadows of the Endless Day by Jetso10/12/2004
Severus Snape wasn't exactly antisocial; he just didn't like people very much. Or parties. Or weddings. Or being the bearer of strange prophecies... ``Meanwhile Harry begins his desperate search for the missing Hermione.
Snogged to His Untimely Death by Culavariel05/19/2003
Professor Trelawney's hatred of Harry and Ron have led her to the perfect plan to pay them back. How will Harry "die" in her next prediction. Can teacups really predict the future. Humour, R/Hr and H/D slash.
Before the Storm by Arisony06/16/2003
It's the Marauders first year at Hogwarts when Trelawney makes her first prediction. Includes getting Lost in the forest, Davey Gudgeon losing ``an eye, and a fight between Sirius and James. Part I of a trilogy.
The Firefly Still Glows by Aaron Andronicus07/18/2002
Sequel to Adventures in Hogsmeade. Following the meeting with Sirius, Ron changes into his new robe and goes to the Three Broomsticks for his date with Hannah Abbott. Afterwards, things start getting scary. The story includes Romance, Drama, and Humor, as well as Dementors, Professor Trelawney, and more Draco Malfoy. Rated PG-13 mostly because of the dementors.
Harry Potter and the Declaration of Independence by Haggridd08/25/2003
These are all filks based on the musical "1776", which portrays the circumstances surrounding the signing of the American Declaration of Independence in song. (Of course, events would have transpired a bit differently in the Wizarding World.)
Sibyll Trelawney and the Art of Divination by Zarathustra07/12/2006
Have you ever truly looked at Trelawney's predictions? Not just the two prophecies, but the ones she tosses off in class? Would it amaze you to discover they are true?
What the Seer Saw by TheTreacleTart05/16/2004
A few predictions give Severus Snape a new outlook on life.
The Subtle Waft of Lavender by Lord Montymort10/04/2002
We all know how thoroughly BORING Divination is, but do we know what Ron is thinking when his mind starts to wander as he watches a certain classmate...?
Sins of the Righteous by DebbieB10/30/2002
Madame Trelawney clears her head.
Unfogging the Future by Alhena01/17/2003
Trelawney's first true prediction turns into a self-fulfilling prophecy.
From the Memoirs of a Seer by JadeHunter05/22/2004
Snapshots from the life of Sibyll Trelawney, one of the greatest Seers in the world. Her beginning, her progress, and how she ended up being the way she is in the books.
We Will Dance by Ruby Miene08/19/2002
The second prediction came true...so did the first... Three months before Harry is born, Lily and James receive some startling news that forces them to reevaluate their lives and their love.``It all comes from one line in Book Three: "Who'd have thought it? That brings her total of real predictions up to two." --Professor Dumbledore upon hearing of Trelawney's prediction to Harry.
Did You See That? by Qweasley1002/24/2003
The boys pick on Ron about the strange dream he had in class. Professor Trelawney sprays him with a strange potion, and Hermione seems to be in a very sarcastic mood.
Word by Nostrademons04/28/2002
When Professor Trelawney's dreams of a romantic tryst with Professor Snape are interrupted by a swarm of rabid vampire bats, she must find the courage to save herself, Hogwarts, and her beloved. Not for grammar-freaks; this summary contains more sentences than the fic.
Trouble with the Scarlet Solution by squirr200306/28/2005
In Hogwarts, like in all the other Wizarding schools of the world, the staff must confront trouble with the Love Potions frequently. In a castle packed with teenagers it only seems to be inevitable.
Fifth Period Predictions by Lane Overstreet05/16/2004
Prof. Trelawney's Divination class tries out a new method of seeing the future. Many receive puzzling results, especially Neville, who doesn't know what to make of what he's found.... Funny, yet mysterious.
Red and Black by Melannen03/10/2003
Six decades, six couples, six vignettes: one red-haired woman and one black-haired man, together, alone.
And Now for Something Else! by Overhill09/28/2006
One shot! A behind-the-scene look at a fashion show to benefit St. Mungo's. Hosted by Madam Rosmerta!
Snow by Dreamfeather09/02/2002
While remaining alone at Hogwarts over Christmas vacation, Harry spends an unfortunate session with Professor Trelawney, during which he discovers a plot against his life, and a curse whose effect is worse than death. Can Harry, accompanied by Professor Dumbledore, find a way to shield himself from the curse before it is too late?
The Seer Remembers by TrollSister07/12/2006
Sybill Trelawney remembers a time when Minerva McGonagall let her hair down...
A Very Trelawney Holiday by Elisa Jackson12/27/2003
Written for Ginnysdarkside's New Year's Challenge. Ron meets someone very interesting at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Day.
Night of the Prophecy by Avisa11/09/2003
Have you ever wondered what happened the Night of the Prophecy?
Dallying with Diviners by Lady Narcissa07/13/2004
What kind of person is Gilderoy Lockhart deep down inside? What makes Sibyll Trelawney so clueless? Here's a possible (and rather silly) exploration of both questions, tied together with an emerald-green scarf and a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhiskey.
One for Sorrow by Tarie10/02/2005
Dumbledore is dead and Sibyl feels guilty. Relief comes in the form of countless bottles of sherry.
True Prediction by Cynthia, Ruby of the Rose11/26/2003
Has Trelawney made a REAL prediction? Non-OOTP compatible.
Seen and Forseen by Bagge02/24/2006
An Umbridgebashing fic. Professor Trelawney is about to be sacked by the High Inquisitor, but refuses to leave. And a seer can be very tricky to nail down...
That Night the Prophecy was Made by Auralay Isalay02/16/2005
Albus Dumbledore agrees to interview an applicant for the divination job. A kiss and a prophecy prevail.
Just Another Day in Divination by Muggleborn Squib04/20/2005
Trelawney attempts to impress her class, only to find that her lack of Latin skills has backfired.
Grim by Cruisedirector01/20/2005
Sibyll Trelawney is a daughter and granddaughter of Seers, yet her Sight has never been clear.
Cassandra in Chains by SomeGuyFawkes06/27/2007
The Harry Potter universe has many examples of the false economy of isolating and imprisoning decent people "for their own good". Sibyll Trelawney is a case in point. What if she was a valuable resource that was squandered by Dumbledore?
On her sixth birthday, a young Seer learns that some gifts come with too high a price.
Seeing Surrender by Sohara von Salienta09/18/2005
Of them all, Sibyll Trelawney was the only one that saw through to the stark truth of the world, which gave her the Insight into the stark truths of the Future. She alone was Wise, possessed of the Powers that Judge, and was profoundly screwed up.