Culavariel

Draco Malfoy is beset by the greatest question of all. To shag or not to shag Harry Potter? A play and parody based on quotes from Shakespeare's Hamlet.

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In which Ron announces, Hermione accuses, and Harry observes. Features Luna Lovegood, Clueless!Ron, Cluedin! Ron and a tangle of arms and legs. R/Hr.

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"I do not believe, in all possibility, that there could have been a relationship between Professor Snape and Harry's mother."

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Professor Trelawney's hatred of Harry and Ron have led her to the perfect plan to pay them back. How will Harry "die" in her next prediction. Can teacups really predict the future. Humour, R/Hr and H/D slash.

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Your name is Remus Lupin. Today is the happy day, and your heart is broken.

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And before Harry could defended himself, Malfoy had spat angrily, "Well, damn your t00by woes, Potter." A look into the t00by thoughts of Harry Potter. Humour and implied H/D slash.

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Sirius Black wonders about a past with a Slytherin girl of high social standing, a girl married to Lucius Malfoy. That which is in the past does not haunt the future. Right? A Sirius/Narcissa fic with plenty of angst and a bit of romance.

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