Muggleborn Squib

Neville is holding a grudge against Hermione--unfortunately, she has no idea what it's about. Sure, it turns out to be rather trivial, as grudges go, but it's the start of the adventure of a lifetime; well, a two-week adventure, anyway. Started before HBP, so sixth year has absolutely nothing in common with the book, 'cept they're sixteen. That's the same.

A mysterious man by the name of Lord Voldie has started an advice column, and the students (and staff!) of Hogwarts have opened their hearts and minds to him. Will chaos ensue? Or will they just get terrible advice? And who is the Lemon Drop man?!

What happens when a werewolf in human form bites someone?

Trelawney attempts to impress her class, only to find that her lack of Latin skills has backfired.

Harry finds his best friends irritated with him, Voldemort reveals a mysterious secret about Harry's past, and Harry is horrible at U.S. geography!