Rating:
R
House:
Schnoogle
Characters:
Fred Weasley Ginny Weasley
Genres:
Mystery Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Stats:
Published: 04/11/2003
Updated: 08/11/2003
Words: 133,673
Chapters: 19
Hits: 7,602

Prosapia Aenigmatis - The Family Riddle

Annie and Maggie Weasley

Story Summary:
Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Chapter 01
04/11/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 5,257
Hits: 1,519
Chapter 02
04/16/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 5,803
Hits: 441
Chapter 03
04/23/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 7,068
Hits: 380
Chapter 04
05/01/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 7,470
Hits: 365
Chapter 05
05/04/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 7,043
Hits: 351
Chapter 06
05/07/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 7,388
Hits: 368
Chapter 07
05/15/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 7,066
Hits: 367
Chapter 08
05/18/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical fourteen-year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 6,207
Hits: 338
Chapter 09
05/20/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts School (takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical fourteen-year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 4,640
Hits: 365
Chapter 10
05/26/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 7,307
Hits: 397
Chapter 11
06/09/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts School (takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical fourteen-year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 7,084
Hits: 307
Chapter 12
06/09/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 6,295
Hits: 203
Chapter 13
06/15/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 7,860
Hits: 306
Chapter 14
06/26/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 7,117
Hits: 327
Chapter 15
07/01/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 9,243
Hits: 292
Chapter 16
07/12/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry (takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 8,008
Hits: 281
Chapter 17
07/22/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry (takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 7,668
Hits: 301
Chapter 18
07/31/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry (takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 6,466
Hits: 298
Chapter 19
08/11/2003

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry (takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Words: 8,683
Hits: 396