- Rating:
- R
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Genres:
- Parody Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
- Stats:
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Published: 12/20/2001Updated: 01/29/2002Words: 13,347Chapters: 7Hits: 3,745
Mary-Sue and the Bombastic Booty
Connor Coyne
- Story Summary:
- A great many implausible ships. Poorly written. Really a shame. Yes, here it is: A new girl comes to Hogwarts called Mary-Sue and Harry falls in love with her. The situation is further complicated by the dark machinations of the new DADA teacher. Chaos. Plenty.
Chapter 01
12/20/2001A great many implausible ships. Poorly written. Really a shame. Yes, here it is: A new girl comes to Hogwarts called Mary-Sue and Harry falls in love with her. The situation is further complicated by the dark machinations of the new DADA teacher. Chaos. Plenty.
Chapter 02
12/20/2001A great many implausible ships. Poorly written. Really a shame. Yes, here it is: A new girl comes to Hogwarts called Mary-Sue and Harry falls in love with her. The situation is further complicated by the dark machinations of the new DADA teacher. Chaos. Plenty.
Chapter 03
01/02/2002A great many implausible ships. Poorly written. Really a shame. Yes, here it is: A new girl comes to Hogwarts called Mary-Sue and Harry falls in love with her. The situation is further complicated by the dark machinations of the new DADA teacher. Chaos. Plenty.
Chapter 04
01/04/2002A great many implausible ships. Poorly written. Really a shame. Yes, here it is: A new girl comes to Hogwarts called Mary-Sue and Harry falls in love with her. The situation is further complicated by the dark machinations of the new DADA teacher. Chaos. Plenty.
Chapter 05
01/08/2002A great many implausible ships. Poorly written. Really a shame. Yes, here it is: A new girl comes to Hogwarts called Mary-Sue and Harry falls in love with her. The situation is further complicated by the dark machinations of the new DADA teacher. Chaos. Plenty.
Chapter 07
01/29/2002Part II brings about the "many improbable ships" promised in Part I. Snogging. Shagging. Shaving. Well, not that much shaving, really. Having opened the Pandora's Box, Harry must confront titillating tribulations of the temporal type, as well as, you guessed it, his own dark past.