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Delve into my mind, the mind of a Harry Potter-obsessed young woman, and read the conversations which I have had with Harry Potter characters. Find out why the chicken had to go to the bathroom and all those weird things that Jo forgot to mention.

A comedy about Harry and his broomstick. This experience is not necessarily any 'normal' ride around the pitch.

Yes, your drug-addled eyes saw right - it's a sequel to that most ubiquitous of franchises, "Smoke Two Joints". In this extended sequel- wait, make that threequel, you'll see Draco and Hermione hot-box the Leaky Cauldron's restroom, Fred and George go on a road trip, and Harry practically destroy Number 4 Privet Drive with a party involving copious amounts of weed and alcohol. Guest appearences by The Bitchy Policewoman, Lord V. & His New Monikers, Lucius M., Lucius' cane, and its new partner, the Slytherin Pimp Car. Thrill to the covert yet noisy guest bedroom liasons! Try to find Draco's pants! Question the unruly spellings! Wonder how the hell Michael Jackson got involved in it all! Light it up, smoke it up, inhale, exhale, and read on!

It’s the beginning of the sixth year and Harry’s finding himself drawn to the mysterious new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. If this wasn't enough to complicate his already complicated life, the new teacher is also a man… and a vampire.

It's been over three hundred years, and the Wizards have no recollection of their ancestors' past. The have been rumors of people crossing over from the mythical realm of Haz Dohl. But is it really a myth as everyone says? More rumors of Lord Voldemort rising to power have been released, even some of him crossing to Haz Dohl and taking creautres and people with him! Can Harry end this war once and for all, aside from his painful return to Hogwarts and the absence of Dumbledore? It's time to end this once and for all.