Random Conversations

Delve into my mind, the mind of a Harry Potter-obsessed young woman, whose life has been changed for the best by the boy wizard.

Yes, I know that this chapter title sounds very weird (but if you haven't figured out that this fic is weird by now then you have some serious issues). Anyway, Dumbledore and I have a discussion about the Christianity of Harry Potter in this but, as usual, it's random.

If you have been brave enough to come this far, then you will know that Mr. Weasley has been looking forward to me describing computers to him since Chapter 1. So, we’ve finally gotten to it and hopefully he’ll leave me alone about pomcuters, I mean computers now.

Throughout the six Harry Potter novels, Dumbledore has always has a soft spot toward Harry Potter. In this chapter, I will ask him about it and maybe get more information than I expected on the Boy-Who-Lived.

Hermione and I have been planning to have a discussion only for intelligent people for some time now. However, if memory serves me right, she's just gotten married to her sweet Ronnie *gags* along with Harry getting married to Victoria, so they will probably interrupt and make this a highly random and sickeningly romantic conversation.

I try and actually make a plot point in this fic but all the characters make it . . . difficult, to say the least as they are used to being their random selves in my head.

Victoria gets pregnant with twins and Sirius gets excited about having mutant kids in a circus. Meanwhile, Ginny finds out about Harry's marriage which she doesn't like and tries her best to get rid of Victoria.

We all know that moths are a lot like butterflies, except that they're uglier and dumber. In this chapter, I totally give up on having a conversation with a point, so we have a discussion about moths and try to answer the age-old question: what came first, the chicken or the egg?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire has been out on DVD for a while now. Yay!!! However, have you ever wondered what the characters and/or actors think of their roles (and whether they had enough screen time *rolls eyes*). In this chapter, actors and characters complain about not having enough screen time or not being depicted well enough and a review of sorts ensues. However, never fear, there is all the randomness that you have grown used to, such as: is there a point to this when its point is in its pointlessness, how do you pronounce Garelick, what was Fred and George's seventh-year prank, and much, much more!

For as long as a Harry Potter fan can remember, Snape and the Marauders have always hated each other (especially Sirius). However, that is about to change-Snape and Sirius (or at least acquaintances who put up with each other). However, the Marauders are not that happy about it-well, actually, they hate it, so the reader is in for a ride as the Marauders try every means of distracting me so that they do not have to become *shudder* acquaintances that put up with each other! And when I say everything, I mean everything, including Teenage Snape . . . oh, the horror! Just read it, go on, read it!

Summary: As the reader of this pointless fic knows, Ron and Hermione were married in Chapter 4, but since then, their relationship has steadily deteriorated with Hermione going out with Viktor Krum and Ron with Gabrielle and then Madam Rosmerta. In this chapter, Ron and Hermione’s relationship is brought to its limits. Will they divorce or will the marriage be able to withstand the blows already thrust upon it?

Finally it is time for Sirius's and Oldman's debuting show: "Totally Magorian!" However, there are a few surprises along the way, such as who runs the household, the Creeveys high-pitched voices, and which Dumbledore is better.