Arrmaitee

Seven Days by Arrmaitee
08/16/2004
R Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Severus Snape Humor Parody Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.

Words: 4,254
Chapters: 4
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The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee
08/02/2004
R Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Oliver Wood Humor Parody Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

SLASH! PARODY! These raunchy journal entries expose the burning, secret``thoughts and desires of Hogwarts’ sex-crazed students and staff! Warning:``contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers,``kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!

Words: 14,801
Chapters: 7
Hits: 7,361
The VamPotter Chronicles by Arrmaitee
06/13/2004
R Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Humor Parody Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

SLASH! PARODY! Vampire!Draco is on the prowl. But will his whooping cough prevent him from seducing The Boy Who Lived?

Words: 659
Chapters: 1
Hits: 739
The War Within by Arrmaitee
05/20/2004
R Schnoogle Draco Malfoy Ginny Weasley Harry Potter Neville Longbottom Romance Humor Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

*HP/DM SLASH!* This saucy, romantic comedy involves an angsty, suicidal Harry whose love life gets completely revamped by a sex-crazed, manipulative red head. Will Ginny mastermind Harry’s seduction of his one true ferret? Does she have her own agenda? Hmm, let’s think....

Words: 43,513
Chapters: 9
Hits: 8,114