Rating:
R
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Parody Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 10/06/2002
Updated: 01/06/2005
Words: 22,034
Chapters: 11
Hits: 61,665

The Ultimate Harry Potter Cliche Catalogue

Clam Chowder

Story Summary:
Ever noticed how some stories have remarkably similar plotlines? Or simply no plot at all? Then this is the story for you my friends. A humorous collection of commonly found stories from each genre, in which I point out the bleeding obvious and CAPITALISE completely RANDOM words! Mmmm... full of parody goodness! Now with 40% more sarcasm!

Ever noticed how some stories have remarkably similar plotlines? Or simply no plot at all? Then this is the story for you my friends. A humorous collection of commonly found stories from each genre, in which I point out the bleeding obvious and CAPITALISE completely RANDOM words! Mmmm... full of parody goodness! Now with 40% more sarcasm!

Words: 1,678
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Ever noticed how some stories have remarkably similar plotlines? Or simply no plot at all? Then this is the story for you my friends.

Words: 982
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Ever noticed how some stories have remarkably similar plotlines?

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Ever noticed how some stories have remarkably similar plotlines? Or simply no plot at all? Then this is the story for you my friends. A humorous collection of commonly found stories from each genre, in which I point out the bleeding obvious and CAPITALISE completely RANDOM words! Mmmm... full of parody goodness! Now with 40% more sarcasm!

Words: 1,876
Hits: 4,915

Ever noticed how some stories have remarkably similar plotlines? Or simply no plot at all? Then this is the story for you my friends. A humorous collection of commonly found stories from each genre, in which I point out the bleeding obvious and CAPITALISE completely RANDOM words! Mmmm... full of parody goodness! Now with 40% more sarcasm!

Words: 2,753
Hits: 4,803

Ever noticed how some stories have remarkably similar plotlines? Or simply no plot at all? Then this is the story for you my friends. A humorous collection of commonly found stories from each genre, in which I point out the bleeding obvious and CAPITALISE completely RANDOM words! Mmmm... full of parody goodness! Now with 40% more sarcasm!

Words: 1,422
Hits: 3,979

Ever noticed how some stories have remarkably similar plotlines? Or simply no plot at all? Then this is the story for you my friends. A humorous collection of commonly found stories from each genre, in which I point out the bleeding obvious and CAPITALISE completely RANDOM words! Mmmm... full of parody goodness! Now with 40% more sarcasm! (And some new Marauder-y goodness)

Words: 2,715
Hits: 4,746
Chapter 08
09/15/2003

Ever noticed how some stories have remarkably similar plotlines? Or simply no plot at all? Then this is the story for you my friends. A humorous collection of commonly found stories from each genre, in which I point out the bleeding obvious and CAPITALISE completely RANDOM words! Now with 40% more sarcasm!

Words: 1,626
Hits: 4,496
Chapter 09
07/06/2004

Summary: The long-awaited sonfic chapter! In which Harry is soulful (and off-key), Ron is a badass rappin’ mofo (and clearly has no idea what that means) and Hermione kisses Madonna for SHOCK VALUE.

Words: 1,273
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Chapter 10
12/16/2004

Ever noticed how some stories have remarkably similar plotlines? Or simply no plot at all? Then this is the story for you my friends. A satirical collection of commonly found stories from each genre, in which I point out the bleeding obvious and CAPITALISE completely RANDOM words! Now with 30% more Chinese midgets dressed as nuns!

Words: 1,828
Hits: 3,334
Chapter 11
01/06/2005

The Cliche Catalogue descends into the future once more in a mockery of all Post-Hogwarts fics! Which includes; an OC epidemic, Really Big and Blatantly Obvious Dark Secrets (tm) and far too many Weasleys. Oh, and the obligatory random capitalisation.

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