Lo, They Will Snog

An utterly ridiculous Draco/Hermione story wherein I shamelessly lambaste the entire romance genre. Features much snogging, a blatant lack of believable characterization, a godawful plot - oh, and did I mention the Irritatingly Sappy and Improbable Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name?

An utterly ridiculous Draco/Hermione story wherein I shamlessly lambaste the entire romance genre. Features much snogging, a blatant lack of believable characterization, a godawful plot - oh, and did I mention the Irritatingly Sappy And Improbable Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name? This chapter: Hermione makes her grand entrance, and this fic is revealed to have a plot... sort of.

An utterly ridiculus Draco/Hermione story wherein I shamelessly lambaste the entire romance genre. Features much snogging, a blatant lack of believeable characterization, a godawful plot - oh, and did I mention the Irritatingly Sappy And Improbable Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name? This chapter: We get our first introduction to CompleteBastard!Ron, while Harry, bless his little cotton socks, is utterly bewildered by the whole thing. Also, Draco and Hermione have their first snog *dabs tears from eyes* and Neville makes a gratuitous cameo. (Tip: Be sure to enjoy the aforementioned cameo, as you're never going to see Neville again.)