Draco's Diary (It's Secret, Ya Know)

Draco's Diary is full of secrets. Dare you read it?

The aftermath of the Prefect's Carriage, Severus Snape gets freaky and Draco gets disturbed. Profoundly so.

Draco gets more love notes, avoids Snape and gets very, very worried. All in a day's work...

Dumbledore gets very strange. Draco contemplates career choices, still hasn't worked out who sent him the letter, and once again spikes one of the Trio's drinks.

Draco decides that enough is enough, and asks his father for information re: soggy potato chips...

Draco decides to boldly go where no Malfoy has gone before...to save the world.

Draco is on a quest!!

Draco is being stalked by a beastie.

Remember that big mouldering ruin of a castle?

Draco and Harry in a fight to the death! Who will triumph?

The quest has gone down a rabbit hole.

Draco's Diary, encore une fois.

Snape is after Draco. What will he do if he finds him? And what will happen when a certain Weasley realises that someone else is after Draco?

The day after Draco's horror, and he comes across even more.

Remember the Four Horsemen of the apocalypse? Well, Draco and company are currently meeting the fifth member. Who left before they got famous.

Still caught in Bob's (alias the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, who left before they got famous) gingerbread house (used for luring kids into), Draco is being toasted a lovely shade of tan, while Lupin faffs around outside, doing absolutely NOTHING to help!

Draco's had a bad day. He's contemplating life's tough issues (which ain't a good idea when you're blond), issues like: why is it when you fancy an ugly girl life slaps you and sends her the man of her dreams? And why is it that your guide has to get fleas? And also, how to drown your sorrows with drink!

What can I say? The aftermath of the night before!

The second to last chapter of D's D! Draco attends the wedding of the century, between Severus Snape and Ronald Weasley. An underage, same gender wedding, with Sevvie wearing a highly fetching white silk dress. Will Draco get jealous? Will he score again? And most importantly...who will Harry end up with? Tears, vengeance, shock, laughter and disturbing visions of Snape with bosoms abound in Chapter 19!

For those of you still traumatised by the image of Severus Snape in a wedding dress (see previous chapter), and Lord Voldemort with glitter green eyeshadow, you will be pleased to know that this...is the END. The final part of Draco's Diary (cue the weepy violin music), and the end of an absolute era! Marvel at Draco's sparkling wit, his devilish good looks, and his final diary entry. Slash, humour, parody, sex, drugs, violence, alcohol, femmeslash, bizarre fetishism and general out-and-out grossness. Of a kind not normally associated with Harry Potter's virtuosity.