- Rating:
- R
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Severus Snape
- Genres:
- Humor Parody
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
- Stats:
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Published: 01/24/2004Updated: 01/13/2006Words: 11,634Chapters: 7Hits: 2,762
Salazar Slytherin and Severus Snape Tell All!
Thomas Riddle
- Story Summary:
- Salazar and Severus, through an accident, open their own advice column for the public-at-large. But first, they have to correct a few misconceptions about their personalities. Hilarity ensues.
Chapter 01
01/24/2004Salazar and Severus, through an accident, open their own advice column for the public-at-large. But first, they have to correct a few misconceptions about their personalities. Hilarity ensues.
Chapter 02
02/10/2004That's SEVERUS SNAPE, YOU SNEAKY RAT! BASTARD! HOMICIDAL MANIAC! (Salazar interjects: Oh, not in the summary, Severus!)
Chapter 03
06/15/2004With Severus in a coma, this episode Salazar brings on a guest star in celebration of the new movie: DONALD THE DEMENTOR!!!
Chapter 04
08/16/2005In the aftermath of the Half-Blood Prince, Severus and Salazar once more appear to do another crazy question and answer session and break the typewriter in the process!
Chapter 05
09/02/2005Salazar Slytherin and Severus Snape return with their whacky question and answer session, this time bringing in a guest: Lord Voldemort! WARNING! NOT WORK SAFE!
Chapter 06 - Chapter 06
12/29/2005Salazar Slytherin and Severus Snape return to interview everybody's favorite dysfunctional wizarding family: The Malfoys! Featuring everything you never wanted to know about what Azkaban does to a man.
Salazar and Severus return, this time featuring Severus' mother, Eileen Prince, and everything you wanted to know about why Severus' underwear are grey!