Pieces of a Hogwarts Pie

Join the gang in their Seventh Year in a collection of episodes taken at various points of the year, filled with Teen comedy and starring Hopeless!Neville, Loose!Harry, FallDownDrunk!Ron, Nympho!Hermione, Pimp!Dean, Horny!Seamus, DrugDealer!Draco, Slash!Terry Boot, DirtyOldMan!Dumbledore, Dancing!Malcolm Baddock and Sexaholic!Voldermort. The collection of Episodes is inspired by the movies American Pie 1 and 2, as well as hopeless bouts of insomnia. Each time I cannot sleep, I shall add another one… unless people beg me to stop. Rated R due to language, adult content and because no one would read a Teen Comedy rated PG-13, let’s be honest. Enjoy!

Ron Weasley's friends are instilling doubt upon Ron's sexuality, after his drunken snog session with Terry Boot that Halloween. How can Ron find out for sure if he is homosexual or not? Read and find out. This episode stars, in order of significance. FallDownDrunk!Ron, Slash!Terry Boot, Loose!Harry, Nympho!Hermione, Pimp!Dean, Horny!Seamus, DrugDealer!Draco, Hopeless!Neville, and proudly introducing SilentBob!Crabbe. Enjoy!

Join the gang in their Seventh Year in a collection of episodes taken at various points of the year, filled with Teen comedy and starring Hopeless!Neville, Loose!Harry, FallDownDrunk!Ron, Nympho!Hermione, Pimp!Dean, Horny!Seamus, DrugDealer!Draco, Slash!Terry Boot, DirtyOldMan!Dumbledore, Dancing!Malcolm Baddock and Sexaholic!Voldermort. Rated R due to language, adult content.