HP and Hermione's Insatiable Appetite for Quidditch Players

Hermione has been acting a little weird lately... Running around school, shagging ALL the quidditch players! But what happens when she gets a...disease? How does Malfoy factor in to all of this? What's a boy (who lived) to do?

Harry and Hermione, unbeknownst to Ron, go to visit Malfoy in a dark classroom. Will Hermione confront Malfoy about the disease? Or will she leave the boys to their own devices?

When we last left our hero, he was waiting for Malfoy to return with the Muggle...items. Unfortunately, things don't exactly go as planned... Will Harry end up getting a little more than he bargained for in the first place?? The only way to know is READ IT!

Last night most certainly proved interesting for our hero, didn't it? The morning after, Harry recieves a letter inviting him to the South Tower... he decides to break things off. Slimy git professors and voyuerism galore ensue!!

In this daring chapter, the trio goes to spy on Snape and his "Boy-whore", but they find out more than they ever wanted to know. A run-in with Filch, a realization and a great eavesdropping make for a great adventure...plus, we finally find out why Hermione is obsessed!

At this point, our story has nothing to do with Hermione's Insatiable Appetite anymore... instead, the real question on everybody's mind is, "What does the 'E' in Severus E. Snape stand for?" Only one person knows, and he/she's not giving up the answers that easily... Rated R for random drug usage, hallucinations, and promiscuous crossdressing galore!

In the final installation of our noble, beloved tale, the opera