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Harry Potter and The Ten Sickle Hooker by egads168

01/16/2005

R Riddikulus Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Humor Suspense Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

You thought that you had seen the last of Draco Malfoya, aka Malfoya the Tree, but no. He's back, and he's holding auditions for his musical, Ten Sickle Hooker! And of course, as usual, our favorite trio gets mixed up in all the madness! Musical mania is finally sweeping Hogwarts. Sequel to Harry Potter and Hermione's Insatiable Appetite

Words: 10,743

Chapters: 5

There, There by egads168

07/27/2004

PG-13 The Dark Arts Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Remus Lupin Drama Suspense Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

She was so sick of being the third wheel... why couldn't they just pretend for a minute that she was the same girl she had been at the Yule Ball? Hermione is fed up with being treated like "one of the guys". But what else is there for her? One Hallowe'en Night she finds a mentor.

Words: 8,946

Chapters: 5

HP and Hermione's Insatiable Appetite for Quidditch Players by egads168

02/01/2004

R Riddikulus Harry Potter Humor Parody Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

Hermione has been acting a little weird lately... Running around school, shagging ALL the Quidditch players! But what happens when she gets a...disease? How does Malfoy factor in to all of this? What's a boy (who lived) to do?

Words: 10,403

Chapters: 7