Rating:
R
House:
Astronomy Tower
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger
Genres:
Parody Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 06/12/2003
Updated: 09/05/2003
Words: 31,970
Chapters: 17
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When Draco Met Hermione

Kissyfit

Story Summary:
A Draco and Hermione romance that takes 10 years to find its way! A parody of "When Harry Met Sally."

Chapter 01
06/12/2003

A Draco and Hermione romance that takes 10 years to find its way! A parody of "When Harry Met Sally."

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Chapter 2!

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Chapter 03
06/17/2003

chapter three! WEEEEEE!

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Chapter 04
06/20/2003

here's you go lovely readers!

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Wonderful news! the 5th chapter is up and Draco and Hermione meet again after a 5 year gap. But get this...Draco is *engaged* to a witch in NYC......Hermione is dating.....Harry Potter? it's where all the fun begins.....read up!

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Chapter 06
06/28/2003

Another five years have flown by......chapter 7 on it's way...then they meet again!

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Chapter 07
07/02/2003

It's been ten years, but the favorite bickering duo have met and well....read on to find out!

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Chapter 08
07/02/2003

Chapter 8!!!! Hurry! Read it quick! *In this fantastic chapter, Draco and Hermione take a stroll in the park and decide that it's been ten years, and they've both been through severe emotional distress...it's the perfect time to become friends!

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Chapter 09
07/02/2003

Chapter 9: a little parallelism. Draco and Hermione are out on dates one Friday night, and well, they just didn't work out....

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Chapter 10
07/25/2003

Hermione and Draco revisit Casablanca and continue to have their interesting heart-to-heart conversations

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Chapter 11
07/26/2003

Uh-oh...'ickle Hermione and Draco having nasty, dirty dreams? and how is Draco's mum part of his fantasy? well, another chapter and another day with the two that are perhaps destined to be together?

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Chapter 12
07/26/2003

It's been ten years now and Draco and Hermione have actually become friends. But where will the friendship actually lead? Based on the movie "When Harry Met Sally."

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Chapter 13
07/26/2003

Another fantastic installment in this fic! We find our lovely characters enjoying a nice breakfast when they launch into the argument of whether or not women fake "it."

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Chapter 14
07/26/2003

Another installment in the extrememly drawn out story of Draco and hermione and all the lovely scathing remarks they make to each other. *it's christmas time, presents are exchanged, and bathroom stalls are enlarged*

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Chapter 15
08/03/2003

It's New Year's eve and Draco and Hermione are off to a fancy ball, a Pansy confrontation, and dancing cheek to cheek....

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Chapter 16
09/05/2003

Another installment in this long long journey to love (?) between Hermione and Draco.

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Chapter 17
09/05/2003

Ginny and Blaise are engaged, so Draco and Hermione run around to find a present for them. In the middle of Karaoke...Helen, Draco's ex-wife pops into the chapter. Awkward silences and bitter Draco.

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