Duinn-Fionn

This is H/D crack!fic at its worst. Can we say cliché? Yes, yes we can. I tried to get them all.

Harry and Draco have a plan to make their lives warmer, drier, and splinter-free. Pure, unadulterated, slashy romance.

Voldemort's final victim resides with the other spell-damaged wizards in St. Mungo's Hospital. Harry suffers survivor's guilt and finds an unusual beta. Cream-colored knee-high leather boots make a brief appearance. Harry/Draco pre-slash (chapters 1-4; you can stop there if you choose) to slash (chapter 5).

Snape likes to watch...``Set in the last days of OOTP. SS POV. ``SS makes a lot more sense as seen through the eyes of Le Carre. He's still a git, though.