Sai du Chickens

Voldemort has assembled an unstoppable army--an army of Mary Sues. Will Harry and the Order be able to defeat them?

Hermione's in St. Mungo's, Sirius is in Milwaukee, Draco is in a coma, and darn near everyone is in love in this... er... soap opera.

Petunia Dursley's life is an open book, except for the secret of her sister. But there's one more thing that she would never share with anyone...

Lucius's resolve to hold onto his mind in Azkaban is failing. Only one thing can keep him sane.

A young Lucius Malfoy is pressed into an engagement...and forced to leave behind what he really wants. Mild slash.

The Malfoys have a secret. A terrible, terrible secret. A secret that is one of Draco's guilty pleasures... Set just after PoA.

Perhaps the choice was wrong. There's not always someone around to make a sacrifice.

Sirius's late-night adventures become, suddenly, more trouble than they're worth. Implied slash...but that's not the squicky part. You have been warned.

Set in the summer between PoA and GoF and inspired by Sirius' tropical bird post. A newly-released Sirius and a newly-sacked Lupin try haltingly to pick up where they left off twelve years prior--and have some excitement along the way. Angst, fluff, and high adventure, all thrown together! Remus/Sirius slash themes.

Lupin's angst after the final battle in OotP. Slash themes, stream-of-conciousness thoughts.