Harry Potter & The Daughter of Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy is a clumsy git. A pregnancy potion made by Snape for Malfoy's wife ends up spilt on our seventeen year old hero. Harry Potter ends up knocked up. He's really not best pleased. After all, how is he meant to save the world if he has to go on maternity leave?

Chapter Two - Harry finds out that being pregnant has some very...interesting side-effects. Some good. Some bad. Some just downright funny!

Chapter Three - wherein Lucius and Harry make the journey to Malfoy Manor and Harry learns a few hard facts about the beautiful Mrs Malfoy.

Chapter Four - wherein girly bonding ensues & Lucius takes up sprinting :)

Chapter Five - wherein Harry meets Bob & finds out that maybe Lucius Malfoy isn't so bad after all. And no, this isn't going down a slashy road.

Chapter Six - wherein our trio of boys get all bondy and friendly and everything. Poker and bathtubs and embarrassing photosgraphs ensue. (And for the record, I'm in love with Bob. Thank you)

Chapter Seven - Wherein Draco comes home, Harry learns something about Lucius and male bonding doth ensue. And I still love Bob more than is healthy for me :)

Chapter Eight - wherein our happy trio have a rather unexpected visitor, with some rather... amusing and unexpected consequences. And Draco nicked Narcissa's favourite underwear. Don't ask.

Chapter Nine - wherein Harry finds out just why labour is called labour & the illusive second Malfoy baby makes it's grand entrance into the world.

Chapter Ten - The End - And Ron & Hermione are told. Oh, and Draco finds out :)