Harry Potter and the Chocolate Factory

Because it had to happen. Five children are to be taken on a trip inside the worlds' largest chocolate factory. Which lucky people will find the coveted Golden Tickets? Could one of them possibly be. . . Harry Potter? Nah! Certainly not! Mayhem, madness, and munchies all rolled up in one.

The Great Day arrives -- and not everyone is happy about it. Will Harry's porn collection be safe while he tours Mr. Wonka's chocolate factory? Can Lucius survive a day without a massage? Will Hermione ever shut up? Will Ron ever get a clue? And what does Mr. Wonka himself think about all of this? The answers to these and other pointless questions await inside, as the trip to candy paradise continues.

And so our merry band has reached the Chocolate Room! Will all of them make it out of there alive? Not if Harry has anything to say about the matter! Meanwhile, just how do the Death Eaters intend to raid Mr. Wonka's chocolate factory, and do nose glasses really become Voldemort? More thrill, chills and absolute nonsense inside!

Our merry group of tourists have reach the Inventing Room. Surely they'll just have a nice, uneventful visit there. . . or not. Meanwhile, how is the Death Eaters' break-in attempt going? And what do Sirius and Tonks have planned exactly? Whatever it is, you can guess the results will be silly!

The Death Eaters have snuck into the castle. . . and landed smack in the middle of a heap of trouble! What do the Oompa-Loompas have planned for them? Meanwhile, Harry and company get to meet some of Mr. Wonka's furry friends while Sirius, Tonks and Kingsley attempt a break-in of their own! Can you stand the suspense?

Sirius, Tonks and Kingsley continue their assault on the factory, but they may find more than chocolate awaiting them. Meanwhile, Voldemort runs into a dry spell while Bellatrix finds herself in an, er, explosive situation. And what does Harry have planned this time? Nothing good, you can bet on that!

So many questions to answer as the tour of the great chocolate factory continues! What's making that giant rumbling sound? Is Sirius somehow responsible? Will Bellatrix ever stop farting, and does the Dark Lord really have a blowhole? And most important of all, what so 'faboo' about the next room Mr. Wonka intends to show his guests? You'll have to read this chapter to find out!

Finally, a chance to tour that most special of all rooms in the factory -- Willy Wonka's office. Hurry in for a peek before the Vermicious Knids attack -- and be careful not to step on Harry. He's pretty small these days!

The time is running out for Lord V and company, surrounded by a crowd of monsters with nasty big pointy teeth. Is this the end for the Dark Lord? Hah! Don't expect to get so lucky! Meanwhile, what sort of foulness might Harry be committing inside Mr. Wonka's very office? You won't know unless you read the chapter!

The final confrontation between Mr. Wonka and his unwanted guests. Who will walk away with the grand prize -- and will Harry throw a fit if it's not him? Of course he will! Take a deep breath and prepare yourself for one last peek into the chocolate factory!