JustJeanette

The year Hogwarts was founded, one of the most accurate prophecies ever was made; of course no-one realised this at the time. It was collected and placed in the prophecy room along with countless others, and was generally forgotten about. Occasionally a scholar or two would try to interpret it, but as no-one was named, it was considered too hard and they went back to researching the "Riddle Anagram Prophesy". ````They are born, brothers tied in shadow and in light.``One will know, one will not, for some things are best forgot.``Together they'll grow side by side, near and far, in light, in dark.``One brother will light the flame and will die all the same.``One brother always near protects the son the serpent fears.````Its time has come.

She's a witch, she's a witch... How do you know... She turns me into a newt.... Well if the truth be told, the scene really didn't go that way, but Monty Python had to work in our word. Monty Slytherin, however, were free to tell the truth about the Witch.

How many of you realise that Monty Python and the Holy Grail has its equivalent story in the Hogwarts universe? I stumbled across an ancient tome, and when I transcibed and translated I found the true story of the French Castle.

Many of us have that secret little love, the 'Romance' story. Here I offer you a Regency Romance a la Hogwarts.

The title says it all. This is a parody of the classic Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch...

At the end of days her wings shall enfold him.