Le Chat Qui Garde La Lune

Some excerpts: Nelly (the Loch Ness Monster) shook her head at the man with the fluffy pink bathrobe, sitting across from her at the table, she still in a daze. Just two weeks ago this man had come to her lake, disturbing her peace, trying to enlist her help in his plans for world domination, and now they were at a tea party, talking about pink lace and weddings. By this time Harry, along with his girlfriend Ginny, and their friends, Ron and Hermione, left; supposedly back to their home in Fluffville where they owned an (again, pink) house made of fluff. They did not plan on attending the wedding, but then again, who could resist the charms and wiles (feminine or otherwise) of ‘Uncle Voldie’?

Blaise Zabini has been living at Malfoy Manor since the age of 4 when her mother died and since her father is unknown to her. ````When Blaise finds some new powers of hers and Draco gets lonely, Blaise has everything to be jealous about, and Blaise and Draco's relationship becomes as fragile as a Glass Dragon.

Remus has more than a small crush on Mina, the daughter of the current Chrestomanci. What will happen when he finds out than there is more than what meets the eye about Mina?