thylacine

Yet again, Dumbledore's got to hire a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. This candidate seems... exceptionally underqualified, and yet he's got something unique. A Discworld crossover.

Crabbe and Goyle stumble into Snape's office, dragging Draco. The git has tried to Obliviate himself, in an attempt to forget something unspeakably horrible. But the charm hasn't worked as he intended. And Crabbe and Goyle are acting odd...

Harry and Ron, alone in their train compartment on the way to Hogwarts, get to discussing their relationships with their girlfriends and with one another. Touching divulgences, regrettable impulses, and awkward silences ensue. Pity one of them doesn't fancy guys.