George Harrison
The End by George Harrison
04/12/2003J.K. Rowling has grown frazzled from having every second of her life devoured by the menace that she created, Harry Potter. In a desperate attempt to end all her stress, she writes the very last chapter of the Harry Potter series.
Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey by George Harrison
02/28/2003Excerpt: "Eskimo girl, won't you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight?" Ron sang to himself as he made his way outside into the two foot deep snow (and it was still snowing). "Wohoo!" Ron rolled around in the bitter cold for maybe three minutes before he had to come back in to get some more clothes on. "I almost forgot to put on my lucky underwear!" he shouted as he came back in and ran up the Grand Staircase to the Gryffindor Tower...
A Harry State of Mind by George Harrison
02/02/2003Harry goes to the magical school of magical magic (Hogwarts) for another Harry year.
Birthday by George Harrison
01/30/2003It's Ron's fourth year and his 15th birthday! Yes, we're goin' to a party, party!
The Slytherin by George Harrison
12/23/2002When Hagrid forgets to gather the Christmas trees to put up around Hogwarts, he employs the help of Draco, Potter, Weasley, and Granger.
Christmas Time by George Harrison
11/23/2002Double Fantasy: the long-awaited sequel to both "The Cruel Fate of the Innocent" and "The Dueling Club Revisited". Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and all the other people that you'd expect in any respectable humorfic come together for Christmas dinner.
Newcastle upon Tyne by George Harrison
10/13/2002Harry, in a fit of desperation and a thirst for knowledge, goes to Dumbledore's bedroom in the middle of the night to inquire him about a city's name.
nam daed ,no em nruT by George Harrison
09/15/2002An account of a weird dream that Harry had one day in the History of Magic class.
Her Majesty by George Harrison
09/15/2002A short story in which Ron and Harry (mostly Harry) confront mood-swing!Hermione.
The Beaters Anthology by George Harrison
09/12/2002The Beaters: a legend, a phenomenon. The rock group that forever ``changes rock and roll. This is their story.
The Mysteries of Life by George Harrison
08/25/2002Harry and the gang try in vain to figure out what year they are set in.
The Dueling Club Revisited by George Harrison
08/04/2002Snape and McGonagall attempt to revive the Dueling Club at Hogwarts.
The Cruel Fate Of The Innocent by George Harrison
07/20/2002When George accidentally smashes the Snitch at a Quidditch match, the whole school goes into hysterics. Read it or George will smash you, too.
The Heart Of The Country by George Harrison
07/17/2002Harry, Ron, and Hermione move to darkest Oregon in the Heart Of The Country to get away from city life.
Paperback Writer by George Harrison
06/18/2002I was inspired by the 'Can't buy me love' thing sent in, where a reviewer said 'Do one on Paperback Writer', so I said, 'Heck, why not.' I hope someone has not already done this. Anyway, it's loosely based on the lyrics to the hit Beatles song 'Paperback Writer'.