Phabala

Suspicions run high during Harry's sixth year when the gang discovers ``the existence of the Slayer, dementors attack Hogwarts, and Harry suspects a traitor in his inner circle. Will Harry discover the traitor's identity before it's too late to save his friends' lives? And what does all this have to do with the mysterious new Defense professors?

"Hermione feels a twinge of something--not jealousy, she insists, it is too much of an ache for the heady rush of jealousy--as she crawls into her own bed and pulls the curtains. She pretends not to care but she listens anyway, feeling that twinge again at every soft peal of laughter, every whispered secret she will never hear because she’s not a part of them. They are friendly but they’ve never been friends, and Hermione knows she will always be an outsider."

In which Draco discovers that not only is he actually a girl, and not only is he Voldemort's daughter, but even worse, he is somewhat attracted to Harry Potter. Poor Draco. What's a boy, er, girl, to do? A parody of Bridget Jones's Diary.

"Tom never left you, not completely. He’s just been… dormant all these years. Waiting for his chance. Hurting you in whatever way he could. Tom was a memory, right? A memory trapped in a diary. Now he’s a memory trapped in you, and he won’t let you forget.”

During the summer holidays before her fourth year at Hogwarts, Ginny Weasley struggles with the memories of a past she wishes she could forget. Voldemort's ressurection has unexpected effects on Ginny as she tries to create a different life for herself--one that doesn't involve Harry Potter, her over-protective family, or the little girl she used to be. (G/SB)

"In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies." When Draco makes a wish to a vengeance demon, the world is transformed beyond recognition. Will Draco like his new creation in which Ginny enjoys torturing innocents, Ron uses Unforgivables, and Harry Potter could care less about anything?