Rating:
R
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Harry Potter
Genres:
Parody Action
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone
Stats:
Published: 09/18/2004
Updated: 03/14/2007
Words: 16,481
Chapters: 5
Hits: 850

The Adventures of Larry Porter

Oldoverholt

Story Summary:
Unknown to many, Harry Potter had another cousin. His name is Larry Porter. He's not too sure he wants to go to Hogwarts, but then the law closes in and it may be his only way to avoid jail.

Chapter 01
09/18/2004

Unknown to many, Harry Potter had another cousin. His name is Larry Porter. He's not too sure he wants to go to Hogwarts, but then the law closes in and it may be his only way to avoid jail.

Words: 3,160
Hits: 324
Chapter 02
10/13/2004

Larry Porter avoids jail and is sent to Hogwarts instead. Can the ancient school survive?

Words: 4,002
Hits: 171
Chapter 03
10/30/2004

Larry Porter finally arrives at Hogwarts. The sorting feast is a disaster! Will Larry be allowed to remain at Hogwarts?

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Chapter 04
03/20/2005

Larry awaits his fate after the disaster at the sorting ceremony. What will his punishment be?

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Hits: 143

Larry begins to settle in at Hogwarts and a business opportunity presents itself...

Words: 2,493
Hits: 76