Rating:
R
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor Parody
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 12/07/2002
Updated: 12/13/2002
Words: 2,232
Chapters: 2
Hits: 950

Hairy Pimper and the Ghetto of Doom

Ihatemydog

Story Summary:
Sup yo? I be Hairy Pimper, in one of da four crackhouses of Ho-warts Elementary skoo. But mah rents, dey be mad stupid yo, dey don't understand whatta fine-ass biatch dey got fo' uh son. Like here, at da breakfast table, dey be all...

Chapter 01
12/07/2002

Sup yo? I be Hairy Pimper, in one of da four crackhouses of Ho-warts Elementary skoo. But mah rents, dey be mad stupid yo, dey don't understand whatta fine-ass biatch dey got fo' uh son. Like here, at da breakfast table, dey be all . . .

Words: 1,476
Hits: 645
Chapter 02
12/13/2002

The second chapter of Hairy Pimper and the Ghetto of Doom. Be afraid, very afraid. ^_^

Words: 756
Hits: 305