Ihatemydog

Sup yo? I be Hairy Pimper, in one of da four crackhouses of Ho-warts Elementary skoo. But mah rents, dey be mad stupid yo, dey don't understand whatta fine-ass biatch dey got fo' uh son. Like here, at da breakfast table, dey be all...

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