there goes my gun
A Game of Chess by there goes my gun
09/11/2005Nymphadora Tonks receives a visitor in the hospital after the attack in the Ministry. All she can say is 'Oh'. Part one of a trilogy of one-shot R/T fics on the topic of healing and carers.
Loneliness of the Short Distance Runner by there goes my gun
04/11/2005After spending the last few years cruising along unemployed, blissfully alcoholic, emotionally crippled and able to rely on the crutches of being a werewolf with no living friends, Remus Lupin finds himself as Harry's only male role-model. Not to mention the problems of someone, y'know, actually being interested in him romantically. But it all stands to fall to pieces when an equally emotionally crippled, petty former colleague stands to ruin Harry's bond with him. An RLNT fic about sorting your life out, getting over your hangups and eating kebabs in the back of a stolen Maserati.
Paraesthesia, or Love for the Undiscerning by there goes my gun
02/09/2005Precisely HOW does a thirty-seven year old, unemployed virginal werewolf snatch a malignantly clumsy twenty-something? With pity, alcohol, Mundungus Couture, evil rednecks, underage drinking, bad haircuts, poor role models, suicide, remorse, neo-existentialism and badly off-key Smiths songs. Gripping romance! Edge-of-your-seat entertainment! Tee-shirts that say 'Hottie Diva 69!' RL/NT and RW/HG! All this and far, far less.
The Birthday Girl by there goes my gun
12/26/2004Alone on her twenty-first birthday after a fight with Ron, Hermione Granger runs into a stranger from her past in the seediest part of London. Who is he, and how has her life taken such a turn for the worse?
Lost in Transfiguration by there goes my gun
11/30/20042004. Voldemort reigns supreme as Minister of Magic, and Harry, Ron and Hermione live in a squalid London flat on the Dole. Remus Lupin sleeps on their couch after his wife leaves him for another woman, Lavender Brown is a cheesy porno actress, Draco Malfoy has seen 'Secretary' one too many times and Snape runs a meth lab in his backyard. However, a gormless teenage girl in Coon Falls, Minnesota, opens up an interesting chat window and starts conversing with the supposedly late Sirius Black, and the Order of the Phoenix (now known as the Paradise Cult of Christ to avoid suspicion) rears its head for a tour-de-force overthrow of the cruel Riddle-Malfoy government....
Secrets, Lies and Guinness Pies by there goes my gun
11/09/2004In response to the constant needling he suffers from the resident females of Number 12 to offer insight and maturity in the darkest of times, Remus Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. However, obscene alcoholic consumption and singing along to 'Surfer Rosa' in one's underwear is NOT coping with your mourning, as explained by one particularly mercurial young auror, and Remus Lupin is forced to confront the facts of life.
The Commiserati by there goes my gun
10/24/2004A bookish old werewolf and a bookish young Gryffindor girl muse about lost love, fate and James Joyce. Indirect RWHG and RLNT hinting.