- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Harry Potter Remus Lupin Sirius Black
- Genres:
- Drama Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
- Stats:
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Published: 10/31/2004Updated: 11/09/2004Words: 4,519Chapters: 2Hits: 796
Secrets, Lies and Guinness Pies
there goes my gun
- Story Summary:
- In response to the constant needling he suffers from the resident females of Number 12 to offer insight and maturity in the darkest of times, Remus Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. However, obscene alcoholic consumption and singing along to 'Surfer Rosa' in one's underwear is NOT coping with your mourning, as explained by one particularly mercurial young auror, and Remus Lupin is forced to confront the facts of life.
Chapter 01
10/31/2004In response to the constant needling he suffers from the resident females of Number 12 to offer insight and maturity in the darkest of times, Remus Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. However, obscene alcoholic consumption and singing along to 'Surfer Rosa' in ones' underwear is NOT coping with your mourning, as explained by one particularly mercurial young auror, and Remus Lupin is forced to confront the facts of life.
Words: 2,707
Hits: 449
Chapter 02
11/09/2004Waking up drunk and naked next to a younger woman, Remus Lupin is forced to confront his immaturity and grieving for Sirius when he realises how selfish he has been.
Words: 1,812
Hits: 347