Evelyn Ransom

1997. London. Six Slytherins share a vision and the common desire to the conquer the world... of haute couture. Warnings: HBP spoilers, naughty language and absurdist comedy!

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Gangland by Evelyn Ransom
07/25/2005

Frank Longbottom faces the most dangerous case in his career as an Auror when asked to infiltrate the Ministry's Specialised and Organised Crimes Squad. Rated R for inappropriate language, violence and adult themes. Welcome to Gangland!

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Only You by Evelyn Ransom
12/26/2004

Christmas time at St. Mungo's - An Auror tries to reassemble his shattered mind, but some things are best left forgotten. PG-13 for language and impolite Longbottom/Lestrange interactions.

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Severus Snape joins Rodolphus Lestrange and a group of young Slytherins for a post-Hogwarts Carnaval celebration in Quebec. Snape learns some Lenten lessons in love, friendship, and Canadian tradition in this bizarre light-romantic comedy.

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Chapters: 5
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Sirius and Hagrid spend a day drinking, assaulting, observing and dancing. Enjoy conscienceless entertainment in a warped AU. Rated 'R' for senseless violence and graphic language.

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Chapters: 6
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Join in the adventure as Bill Weasley and his team of intrepid Gringotts curse breakers cross swords, dodge hexes, break laws and lock lips as they search for lost treasures beneath the burning Egyptian sands.

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Chapters: 4
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Black Vinyl by Evelyn Ransom
02/14/2004

Vinyl isn't just something to wear. Music, mayhem and Muggle love abound during the summer of Harry's fifth year. To be played at maximum volume...

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During the dark days of the late 1970s Severus Snape infiltrates the Death Eaters. Do the ends justify the means? Murder, seduction, and personal problems. You didn't think it would be easy, did you?

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One Christmas Eve, Lucius Malfoy takes stock of his crumbling life. Scenes of humiliation and cheap sex punctuate his remembrances.

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A quick tale of voyeurism, S&M, Plumpton Passes, and steel-toed boots. You have been warned.

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The Charm by Evelyn Ransom
11/23/2003

Someone at Hogwarts has gained the power to turn people into willing love slaves. How naughty! Beware those who may be disturbed by scenes of a perverse sexual nature. The "R" rating is earned!

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In a moment of postcoital satisfaction, Lupin considers the future of his relationship with Snape. Wolfish!

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What happens when the worlds of Muggles and magic collide? One young wizard finds out to his loss. I hope it hurts your feelings, but in a good way.

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