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Regardless of what others may think of him, Severus Snape is a brave man. However, a Dark secret in his past makes him fearful of what could happen if he gives into the feelings he is developing for his apprentice, Avrille. What he doesn't know is that her love might just save his life. ~2008 HPFF Dobby Finalist, 2 GluttonyFiction Pure Indulgence Awards~

What ever happened to Gilderoy Lockhart? And who cares? Harry finds out and starts to care ... and winds up falling head over heels in love. (Slash) Run while you still can.

Possibly the world's first Penelope/Lockhart fic. A celebrity infatuation turns into something not quite so one-sided when placed in a classroom situation...

The romance of Gilderoy Lockhart and Rita Skeeter. Illustrated by a series of Songfics.

Gilderoy Lockhart takes a nice little visit to New Orleans in an ``effort to discover just what Mardi Gras is. Chaos and randomness ``ensue.

Dumbledore enlists the help of a friend from the States to help his former DADA teachers work through their anxieties.

The DADA Teachers go back for their second session with Dr. Kincaid. This time the session is full of surprises.

It's Harry, Ron, and Hermione's final and seventh year of Hogwarts. The trio's hopes for a peaceful year are dashed when the new headmaster is announced: Gilderoy Lockhart! When Lockhart's mission to bring love to the wizarding world at Hogwarts with the help of his enthusiastic if not eye-pleasing partner gnome-turned-Cupid Wubi spectacularly backfires, it's up to Hermione and Sirius (returned from the Veil) to save the day. The problem: Under the influence of magically tainted arrows and a few drinks, Ron discovers he is madly in love with Lockhart, while Draco discovers his deep infatuation with Hermione. Meanwhile, Harry has the disturbing sensation that he is being stalked...

After being kidnapped from St. Mungo\'s hospital and subjected to torture at the hands of Death Eaters, Gilderoy Lockhart is rescued by two unlikely strangers. But this isn\'t the end of the story. In fact, it is only the beginning for Gilderoy as he finds himself in midst of a wizarding war that he knew nothing about and among people unlike any he can remember. Eventual slash. Please read all warnings.

\'The adventure ends here, boys! Say goodbye to your memories!\' Lockhart\'s spell works correctly, leading him into the Chamber of Secrets. AU.

Find out what Rita was up to during the events of CoS!

A collection of limericks featuring various students, teachers, Death Eaters and others.

Oliver Wood: More singers, more failures and more… Gilderoy Lockhart! Weekdays, seven to eight on your Weally Wunderful Wizawds Watcher! And remember... more Gilderoy!

Mrs. Weasley has a secret that she can never let anyone learn about. It would be the death of her and her dreams. Plus with crazy Lockhart cook book names, you can't go wrong reading this!

Rita Skeeter once mentioned in an article that Love Potions are banned at Hogwarts. So how exactly did that rule come into existence? Join Rita and her best friend, Gilderoy Lockhart, as students in the spring of 1967, and you'll find out.

There comes a time in everyone's life when they're blinded by their love for someone. It's as if they're looking in a mirror, but they cannot see the reflection. What does it take for love to end? And why does Sibyll love Gilderoy so?

Gilderoy Lockhart is preparing for his first Yule Ball. He's seen to every detail - his hair, his eyes, his profile, his custom robes. Every detail, that is, but one. Where does one find kissing lessons? Written for the HP Kris Kringle Secret Santa Exchange.

What would happen if Prof. Lockhart actually met a werewolf? One must grant that our favorite werewolf was more than fair.

For Gilderoy Lockhart, there are a few bumps on the road to recovery...

Gilderoy Lockhart has been stealing hearts and stealing stories for as long as we've known him. How did he get that way? This is the story of the Harry Potter series' sometimes loveable and usually bumbling peacock. From his childhood and years at Hogwarts to his first literary adventures. Let's see what makes the peacock tick.

Have you ever wondered what became of Gilderoy Lockhart after CoS? An article in the Daily Prophet reveals the answer to this question to the trio who most likely haven't wondered about Lockhart either...

This well-intended first attempt details, among other things, Professor Snape and Professor Lockhart trapped in the latter's office. With alcohol. Much hilarity ensues--unless you happen to be Professor Snape, but that's expected. Best described as 'harmlessly slashy' in a strictly comedic, in-character sort of way (if such a thing is really possible... in Lockhart's case, well...).

AU: Harry and Ron visit the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor's office to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.

What happens when Gilderoy Lockhart overhears two guards at St. Mungo's talking about human cloning? He finds a solution to the problem that has plagued him his whole life (even though he only remembers the past two years). Rated PG for a smoochy. L/L (Lockhart/Lockhart) Remember - Elevator Music is Sexy!

Harry and the gang go to a press conference of Gilderoy Lockhart. ``What's that? He's dead?? GILDEROY LOCKHART IS DEAD? Oh, no! What's a witch to ``do?

Molly Weasley gets married again after losing Arthur during the last days of the war. My response to the June 2007 FA Bridal challenge.

The soul of a proud man drowns...

Gilderoy Lockhart arrives at Hogwarts after three years in St. Mungo's. He has got his memory back, partially atleast. So who does he see in the portrait? And pray tell, why does he fall in love with that person?

Just a little Lockhart story, subtitled They Think I've Lost My Mind.

Narcissa Malfoy and Gilderoy Lockhart and a tale of mirrors, lust, and vanity. Written as part of a "Blame Each Other" challenge by McTabby on LiveJournal. Started as a joke, ended as something much more.

My name is Gilderoy Lockhart and I am perfect. I magnetically and magically attract the love of every sane human being, as well as that offer from that one wizard with a really good imagination but who unfortunately lives in Bangkok.

Gilderoy Lockhart, the oft (and aptly) maligned DADA teacher from Chamber of Secrets has lost everything which people consider truly important. In the loss of his memory he has lost his family, his history, his home. How can a person be a person without knowing all of the incidents and accidents, which have made them into the person they became? And in Lockhart's case, can he really want to be that person he was before? A look into the private diary of Gilderoy Lockhart, post CoS.

“In her house, a small one-story in a suburb of Manchester, she has surrounded herself with gold-framed pictures. Memories. Remembrances of times gone by.” A one shot story that looks at Gladys Gudgeon and her possible reasons for writing to Gilderoy.

'[Professor Lockhart] read passages from his books to them, and sometimes re-enacted some of the more dramatic parts. He usually picked Harry to help him with these reconstructions; so far, Harry had been forced to play a simple Transyvanian villager whom Lockhart had cured of a Babbling Curse...'

On his very first day at Hogwarts, Gilderoy Lockhart gets into a strange trance and gets detention. Prequel/cookie of Rebirth.

This story begins with Gilderoy Lockhart about to perform a memory charm on Ron and Harry in the Chamber of Secrets. What would have happened if his spell hadn't backfired?

The biggest child of the James Thickey Ward at St. Mungo’s is about to learn something astonishing and possibly dangerous. But – will he remember about it tomorrow?

'We're wounded ghosts,' she thought, 'defanged serpents mourning our former lives and haunting each other.' Life has brought changes Narcissa and Gilderoy could never have imagined.

Gilderoy Lockhart is not guilty… Is he? [one shot] [character death] [language]

Sometimes, we forget how unpleasant it is to be Gilderoy Lockhart. We underestimate him…and we forget how dangerous he can be. But perhaps he’d like us to forget.

"Gilderoy Lockhart was a normal boy who wanted to be like everyone else. What was the reason behind his urge to become a literary success as well as attain cosmetic perfection?"

Voldemort has started a diversity campaign to pull the wool over the eyes of Wizarding public. Draco does his part by starting a Gay Straight Alliance at Hogwarts. So Harry decides to seduce Draco to discover the secret plans of the Dark Side. This should all go as planned, unless Harry gets too romantic and catches feelings for Draco… H/D

Gilderoy Lockhart is used to stealing people's life achievements. But one particular instant is one that truly haunts him, and he doesn't even have a face to associate it with.

Gilderoy Lockhart is five years out of school and still a nobody. He's so worthless that even his best friend, who rules the press, can't seem to make a story out of him. A despicable idea comes to mind, one that he's been resisting... but it's foolproof, and he's starved for attention. She wants a story? He'll give her the story of a lifetime.

Gilderoy Lockhart is haunted during his stay in St. Mungo's. Not OotP compliant.