Aurelia Priscus

This well-intended first attempt details, among other things, Professor Snape and Professor Lockhart trapped in the latter's office. With alcohol. Much hilarity ensues--unless you happen to be Professor Snape, but that's expected. Best described as 'harmlessly slashy' in a strictly comedic, in-character sort of way (if such a thing is really possible... in Lockhart's case, well...).