OhAngstyOne

What happens when Gilderoy Lockhart overhears two guards at St. Mungo's talking about human cloning? He finds a solution to the problem that has plagued him his whole life (even though he only remembers the past two years). Rated PG for a smoochy. L/L (Lockhart/Lockhart) Remember - Elevator Music is Sexy!

Harry is angsty, Voldie's a pip. There's fighting and crying but no big field trip. It's funny, it's lovey, but there's true gross gore. There's Hagrid and Hedwig and Mary-Sueness galore. Ron and Hermione stop by for a second, I can't think of another rhyme so I'll just stop.